Hilarious Police Logs[views:1651][posts:10]_________________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 11:44pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] There are real Police logs from the Arlington Advocated back in like 2002/2003. The site they are from is our best kept secret, but this is too funny not to share: [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] THIS one is THE best of them all!!! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 11:46pm - the_reverend ""] no, the best was the unexpected package one |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 11:47pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] not package, "piece of mail" ahahahah you know how many of those (unexpected pieces of mail) the average person gets a day??? what does the mailman needed to call first?? |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 11:48pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] plus the best part of the last one is the guy says "You'll get yours lady" HAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 12:18am - dreadkill ""] my town has had funny police reports over the years. there was something about someone reporting the easter bunny in their yard and other ones that were better than the easter bunny, but i can't remember them. my friend used to cut out the good ones and save them in his wallet. i'll ask him about them and post any interesting ones in this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 2:14pm - poopsmcgee ""] officer was responding to a previous call |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 2:20pm - swamplorddvm ""] I got reported in the holden newspaper for walking down the street and not wearing a shirt in the middle of winter. holden sucks. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 2:21pm - swamplorddvm ""] Wy do people feel the need to call stuff like that in? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 8,2005 2:27pm - nick ""] god id be so pissed if i couldnt find my cake. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 2:36pm - litacore ""] "where's my cake, Bedelia?" |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 3:20pm - ArrowHead nli ""] There was one in the herald today. 2 kids were stopped in boston at a basketball court. There was an empty baggie and cigar shavings on the ground at thier feet. When asked what they were doing there, they said they had just finished playing basketball for hours. Neither was sweating or wearing sport attire, and neither had a basketball. When searched, drugs and guns were found. Note: If you use basketball as an excuse, HAVE A FUCKING BASKETBALL ON YOU! |