Adolf Satan RAVE REVIEW in the new METAL MANIACS[views:13177][posts:8]__________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 9:45am - litacore ""] These guys kill me. So depraved, so oblivious to all that is decent, pure, and civilized, and just so goddamn nasty! How could any self-respecting, eternally plastered sociopath not fall in love with the self-titled debut from Boston's Adolf Satan? It is two ACs (guitarist Josh Martin and drummer Nate Linehan), a Kevorkian's Angel (bassist Nick Camilleri) and imitable Larry Lifeless on vocals, his way off the beaten pathcareer including time served in Lilslug and Upsidedown Cross. Exactly, you can't handle it. Political correctness and straightedge philosophy reign supreme on "Here Comes the Cum," "In the Rain with No Cocaine," "Horribly Charred," and my personal favorite "Polio Juice," as Larry stands with both feet on your last nerve, his pock-marked vocal cords emitting bloody stool howls and acid reflux squawks. Backed by an Eyehategod-wrestling-Unsane-in-a-steel-cage-match-officiated-by-The-Stooges delivery, the sermon is lewd and lascivious. A raw recording by Today is the Day's Steve Austin is purposely ear-piercing and jagged edged, skillfully capturing the band's primitive sound. Sludgification notwithstanding, there;s a little in the way of crawling doom, and a whole lot of mid-paced jamming, featuring throat slit riffing, gnarly soloing and a rhythm section that will beat ya bloody ("Townspeople Are The Ones Who Will Pay" and "Bopeep Stick" the two acid-soaked stars of the bunch). I can't help but break into a wide grin thinking about the eight middle fingers thrust high into the air every time Adolph Satan whips my ass. Thinking about those who will be pissed off and offended by this racket sweetens the load. [www.bestialonslaught.com] -- Scott Alisoglu, Metal Maniacs, September 2005, p.55 :pukeface::satancross: |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 10:24am - Josh_Martin ""] Cool, that's a lot better than this one: "ADOLF SATAN SELF-TITLED ONSLAUGHT RECORDS This record sounds like someone simultaneously killed a cat and recorded first-year guitar students messing around in a garage. This is an attempt at a punk/metal hybrid that falls short because of the poor sound quality and abrasive vocals. Thank goodness this album was sent to me for free, because although I love punk/metal, I would not have paid good money for this. The recording is so badly done that it actually started to make my ears bleed. -ADF" That's what happens when emo kids get our cd. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 10:52am - litacore ""] that's what happens when a lame-ass puta with no background knowledge of the music tries to review your CD |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 12:33pm - Josh_Martin ""] At least we made his faggy ears bleed. I wonder if the blood stained his white belt. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 12:42pm - litacore ""] hope so |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 2:58pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Woah, sweet! (To the MM one... I saw that shitty one before, maybe that first sentence would look good in an ad though). |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 3:56pm - Josh_Martin ""] Josh_Martin said: "ADOLF SATAN SELF-TITLED ONSLAUGHT RECORDS This record sounds like someone killed a cat...It actually started to make my ears bleed. Alex, you should edit it down to this and use it as a positive review. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 3:58pm - litacore ""] so many more people (consider your audience) are gonna read the MM review |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2005 4:02pm - Josh_Martin ""] Oh, I don't care about who reads it. I like bad reviews like that one, when they're really bad. Its the "meh" reviews that bug me. I got that one off some site that seems like its where Good Charlotte fans go to find out which metal bands are acceptable to listen to this month. |