Davefromthegrave = packetkiddie?[views:2129][posts:32]______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:22pm - Davidfromthegravid ""] (Saugus, MA) This just in: Nototrious East Manor kiddie toucher correctly identified as sketchy discussion board lurker, Davefromthegrave, was apprehended Monday night in a shocking child sex-ring dragnet. Police were clued into his abhorrent (not cool in a metal way) lifestyle due to his countess "jokes" about kids, penises, lil'amber, and Manowar references on the famous Return To The Pit web chat forum. An anonomous board member was quoted as saying that "Dave never really fit in and everyone thought that he was pretty creepy. Plus, he had this thing for Lita Ford which, despite her collaboration with Ozzy, is totally uncool." Davefromthegrave was lured into a bizare sex trap by Sargeant Amber Jacobs (aka lil' Amber) and her partner, Joey DeMaio (aka lead singer of Manowar) at a Saugus, MA rest stop. Davefromthegrave was unable to make the $20,000 bail. His relatives were surprised when his metal collection only yeilded $40 on ebay. Apparently people just aren't paying much for Faster Pussycat anymore. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:31pm - KeithMutiny ""] how come he gets all the credit? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:42pm - davefromthegrave ""] how long did you spend writing that? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:45pm - WangfromMang ""] I just read that in the Boston Globe! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:47pm - davefromthegrave ""] WangfromMang said:I just read that in the Boston Globe! and then you larped it out, dungeons & dragons style. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:47pm - davefromthegrave ""] Wang, eh? I don't believe it. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:48pm - MC Gusto ""] Yo Punk, Where you locked up? We don't have computers in Cell Block 4. Being locked down for kiddie porn ain't gangsta and it ain't metal neither. You get stuck with a shiv for that where I'm comin' from at yo! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:49pm - Loremaster ""] Don't desicrate the almighty role playing game |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:51pm - Gatekeeper Toadd Cruthbert ""] Anyone want to meet up at the Derry Coffee House tonight for some D & D ? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:51pm - davefromthegrave ""] your posts get more and more putrid as time goes on. If you're spending this much time thinking about me, Why don't you just come over here and suck my cock? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:54pm - DavidFromTheGravid ""] Hey Dave, Did you have Bruce Heffernan ghost write this for you? http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4127 |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:55pm - Glamm Danzig ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:58pm - davefromthegrave ""] *cricket* *cricket* |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:59pm - CricketFromTheGrave ""] HERE'S DAVE BOWING BEFORE THE GRAVE[img] |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:00pm - Jerry ""] Dave looks a lot like my friend George |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:03pm - KeithMutiny ""] i like faster pussycat |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:08pm - Faster Pussycat ""] Thanks so much for your interest, KeithMutiny. Here is another shot of our band photo. From left to right, we are: John Bon Jovi, Steven Tyler, Matt Dillon, Izzy Stradlin, and Slash 2 (kinda like Gallagher 2, he is Slash's brother). [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:20pm - DaveFromTheGrill ""] Dave, Your name is a copyright violation. As soon as you get out of the big house expect a whopping lawsuit from the Wendy's corporation. (the use of the word whopping is in no way a reference to my competitors burger)[img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:21pm - davefromthegrave ""] DaveFromTheGrill said: (the use of the word whopping is in no way a reference to my competitors burger or your penis |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:22pm - Drummer Boi ""] Yo Dave, This is the real me eating your jailburgers. Come and get me. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:23pm - davefromthegrave ""] I'm bored with you. adios. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:27pm - Taco Bell ""] Adois? You prefer Mexican? Now you're talking guerilla style![img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:31pm - Diamond Dave ""] Goodnight Dave. Have a nice siesta. We'll chat more next wednesday, hombre.[img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:37pm - powerkok ""] AAAAAA AHHHHHH HEEOOOOWWW [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:38pm - powerkok ""] Thats davefromtheLeeRoth |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:39pm - Diamond Dave ""] There is a god among us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Powerkok |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:40pm - DavidLeeGravid ""] PowerkokfromtheAlmighty is the king |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:41pm - Mc Gusto ""] yo, i mostly listen to rap but powerkok AND David Lee Roth get mad props |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:42pm - Toadd Cruthberg ""] There are diamonds, there are Daves, (there are even some graves) but Powerkok is immortal. |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 1:55am - ryan from HBBSI never logs in ""] davefromthegrave said:DaveFromTheGrill said: (the use of the word whopping is in no way a reference to my competitors burger or your penis ohhh snap |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 2:45am - STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH ""] GUSTO! GUSTO! YOU STOLE MY NAME! WHEN I GET OUT IM COMIN FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| _____________________________________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 2:56am - CB4 IN THA MOTHAFUCKIN HOOOUUUUSE! ""] Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house with my man Dead Mike! We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7! So check this shit out! Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?) KICK THAT SHIT!!! Straight Outta Locash A crazy mothafucka named Gusto I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat! When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat! Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like Like to eat it, like to suck it Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!! Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah! (Where you from, nigga?) Comin straight out of Locash, a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike off a cliff, I'm drivin you over Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?) A villain with a hat, and it's like that I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track Flat on her back, I give her some crack It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT? At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!! |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 15,2005 9:58am - Dwizzight Yo Yo Yokam ""] * cricket * * cricket * |