Teratism looking for a girlfriend[views:14422][posts:50]________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 5:24pm - DomesticTerror ""] one girl for the entire band. the 3 of us are looking for a girl who: 1. gives oral 2. likes it in the trunk 3. has a swimming pool cum guzzling is not required, but would be a plus. Please apply within :sctachy: |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 5:26pm - SacreligionNLI ""] thats been the highlight of my day so far |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 7:43pm - carina in the car ""] Rev and I thought you had one already |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 16,2005 8:05pm - DomesticTerror ""] no, one for the whole band. btw, i myself am back on the market as well |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 12:16am - Dissector ""] Would you settle for a girlish boy that does all those things and more? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 12:42am - DeOdiumMortis ""] No. Must be genetically female from birth. It's so important we even wrote a song about it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 12:43am - DeOdiumMortis ""] It would also be a plus if she could drum, but that's not a requirement. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 9:03am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend http://www.lilamber.com/ |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 9:24am - Aegathis dude ""] hahah, shes probably not even heard of any of those things yet. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 17,2005 10:01am - Miles of NotCommon ""] She has not only heard of those things, she invented new versions of them all. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 11:21am - Robdeadskin ""] msd...that was awful...yes...the L.A. sluts have nothing on boston...where the whores at! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 2:43pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Bump for a band slut. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 4:09pm - Robdeadskin ""] this girl also must like to be demoralized...shit on...pissed on...and then commit sucide in shame..then we throw it in her once again...so where are all the coked up runnaways! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 6:55pm - metalmatt666 ""] love it hehe |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 7:02pm - shatteredliz ""] Wow, such an enticing offer. I'm surprised you haven't gotten any applications yet... |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 8:53pm - DomesticTerror ""] yeah, the pool is kinda pushin' it... |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2005 9:00pm - nate ""] fuck yeah man, that is the problem, expand your horizons, be more open to new things... a pool isn't necessary... if she had a pool she'd wanna swim in it with you, want you to love her and snuggle and laugh and all that girlie shit... fuck the fuckin pool! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 10:45pm - DomesticTerror ""] naw man, we just want the pool cuz it gets hot out and we like to go swimming. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 10:46pm - DomesticTerror ""] ok, how 'bout we trade the pool for a large screen tv, nfl hd? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2005 10:46pm - wakeoftears ""] I nominate Smitty J Grimballs for this position. If you dont know him, you should, he'd make a stupendous band whore. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 2,2005 6:08pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] bump |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2005 6:11pm - swamplorddvm ""] DomesticTerror said: btw, i myself am back on the market as well Are you trying to tell me something? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:15pm - anonymous ""] blowfish thimble treats mofugga |
| ________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:17pm - Beakey ""] I don't think you guys will be getting much ass after writing "104". I know "Decomposing Pile of Ex-Girlfriends" kinda killed it for me. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:45pm - death2all NLI ""] I got the pool, but a slut would be nice. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 4:55pm - Hooker nli ""] Go to Lynn or something. You'll be able to flip over a few rocks and find her there. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 5:11pm - DomesticTerror ""] Lynn who? my boss is named Lynn, and she's fucking HOT!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 6:37pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Bring her to practice. We'll work her over & get you a raise @ the same time! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 6:38pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 6:41pm - KeithMutiny ""] come on, even i know sluts in Lynn, and i live 2 hours south of there |
| ___________________________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:22pm - heavy metal milf hunter ""] want a girlfriend yun spa! pvd 1320 awels ave |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:23pm - shrapnel ! ""] DEATH2ALL said:Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around. it's true i knew a great one but she's knocked up now |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:27pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Good ol Lynn, city of sin. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:32pm - I ""] lynn should be napalmed! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2005 10:45pm - DEATH2ALL ""] I said:lynn should be napalmed! Where would we get crack from? |
| _____________________________ [Oct 10,2005 11:04pm - I ""] DEATH2ALL said:I said:lynn should be napalmed! Where would we get crack from? lowell lawrence haverhill salem methuen etc...now that ithink about it these towns should be napalmed to! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 1:35pm - anonymous ""] whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 1:35pm - anonymous ""] kiddn man |
| _________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 3:19pm - Tyler ""] hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 4:47pm - anonymous ""] steinbag's available |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 5:06pm - DomesticTerror ""] anonymous said:whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off what...? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:00pm - ROBTERATISM ""] THATS JONNEY SCOTT..U FUCKIN WRECKED MAN..I AM..I DONT WANT NO GIRL! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:01pm - ROBTERATISM ""] Tyler said:hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her? I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:31pm - ... ""] girlfriend app on rttp wow |
| _________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:41pm - Tyler ""] ROBTERATISM said:Tyler said:hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her? I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL! Pussy |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 8:53pm - ROBTERATISM ""] im gonna rape you fuck pussy! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 10:35pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Damn you are wrecked! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2005 9:30am - anonymous ""] rob smells like hot tuna feet |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 12,2005 10:07am - anonymous ""] and scott what...? smellin like katrina corpse water |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 12,2005 10:41am - intricateprocess ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend http://www.lilamber.com/ why do i have a feeling the FBI is going to show up at my house for going to that site |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 6:40pm - diet office tyrant ""] chainz brown..., sinai legend, aftershock and chinese food specialist, and braintrust behind euphoriablue's apocolyptic hit "up and down" |