JUST SAW DEVILS REJECTS[views:3690][posts:40]___________________________________ [Jul 22,2005 9:42pm - yodaslab ""] i gotta say that this movie is awesome. Probably the best horror movie of the year, with "high tension" in second place. Very interesting take on each member of the firefly clan. Some felt that toward the end they feel sorry for the members of the clan because they are being so badly beaten and tortured. However, i found myself pleased at their discomfort and torrture of Baby, Capt Spaulding and Otis, mainly due to the fact that they are cold-blooded mass murderers who have a habit of wearing their victims faces as memorabilia. Danny trio and diamond dallas page certainly add a spice to the movie as "the unholy two" a duo of badasses out to hunt down the family and hired by william forsythe's chracter. the soundtrack to this movie is killer, i can honestly say that i will never think the same things when i hear "free bird" come on the radio again! also, this movie had everything, from face removals, to chicks getting hit with semis while wearing their husbands faces!!! awesome movie, worth the 6.25 to go and see it. not your typical horror movie, but hey, a change of pace from all the typical slasher movies was long overdue. awesome acting from a great lineup of actors who havent been seen in the mainstream theaters in quite a while. overall i give it an A-. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 22,2005 9:56pm - Dissector ""] Damn it only costs 6.25 where you live? 7 bucks here for matinee and 10 bucks after 6. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 22,2005 10:08pm - yodaslab ""] yeh the movies are pretty cheap to go to, but the heat is fucking killer. however, when its hot here, the chicks tend to wear less so the heat kinda works toward our advantage |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 23,2005 2:01am - poopsmcgee ""] I thought it was awesome,wasnt big fan of "house of a 1000 corpses" |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 23,2005 8:40am - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] im going to check it out, probably tonight it looks like an hour and a half long white zombie video |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jul 23,2005 9:51am - JEFF PIERCE LIKES LITTLE BOYS ""] Jeff Pierce likes it,so it must suck like his band. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 23,2005 10:51am - reuben ""] I'm going to see it tonight |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2005 9:23pm - the dude ""] the movie was 1000 times better than the first |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2005 10:41pm - dan_bloodblister ""] it was awesome, a bunch of people are gonna say a bunch of dumb shit cuz this is the internet and all. but that movie was awesome, i dont really understand how someone who doesnt suck ass could disagree |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 9:20am - largefreakatzero ""] I haven't seen it yet, but I heard from a reliable source it was very good. I think the reason people hate it is partially because it's Rob Zombie. Yes, his music sucks many cocks, but I did like House and I'm looking forward to seeing this. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 3:20pm - Kinslayer ""] Christraper and I are going on a secret date to this movie tonight. It better not suck. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 3:28pm - Christraper ""] yea we'll be like...holding hands and skipping. but itll be grim skipping. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 3:28pm - dan_bloodblister ""] you'll be wearing capes? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 3:29pm - Christraper ""] and our hands will be uber cold |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 3:30pm - dan_bloodblister ""] when i saw that movie, every fat girl was in a cowboy hat. it was a david lynch moment, because i swear to god when the movie ended they had all lost 200 pounds and their cowboy hats turned to pink red sox hats. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:34pm - intricateprocess ""] movie wasnt to bad. i just think the whole story and all that crap is a huge texas chainsaw massacre ripoff but all and all a pretty good violent fucking movie |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:36pm - dan_bloodblister ""] intricateprocess said: i just think the whole story and all that crap is a huge texas chainsaw massacre ripoff ugghhhh |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:40pm - intricateprocess ""] i mean the whole basis come, the whole "family of killers" who wear peoples faces and have that one "freak" in the family that they refer to as "tiny". it was still a brutal movie though. the gun battle was intense. just so many intense parts |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:43pm - dan_bloodblister ""] nah dude its just like...its so obviously a tribute to that and not a ripoff. both movies are tributes to the horror movies and characters he loves (which is why so many of the actors in this movie, if not all of them, have been in other awesome shit). its sort of like how kill bill is a love letter to all quentin tarantinos favorite movies. i just think calling it a ripoff is wrong |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:44pm - intricateprocess ""] i suppose thats agreeable i definatley would like him to continue doing movies |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:47pm - yodaslab ""] yeah i thought it was friggin awesome when the sheriff was stapeling all the pics of dead people to spaulding, baby and otis. then he nails their hands to the chair--ouch!!! but why and the hell did tiny go back into the house when it was on fire!!!?? what a retarded mongoloid! i mean, perhaps he snuck off to an underground layer with dr satan, or perhaps he got burned up? damn so many questions!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:48pm - dan_bloodblister ""] i think its because thats the house he was originally burned in and he knew that everything was gonna turn to shit, so he went to die in the fire. thats what i thought... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:49pm - yodaslab ""] also, what an awesome intro to captain spauldings character fucking some hot prostitutue, then she puts a gun to his head cuz he says that he knows she is a whore....but then he wakes up to his extremely obese nympho maniac wife.....hahaha!!!! he had on shit stained underwear and had to take a piss right away, just like most dudes in the morning. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:50pm - yodaslab ""] good point, but otis said he was coming back for him, or did he mean coming back for the body?? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:50pm - dan_bloodblister ""] that was ginger lynn, the porn star |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:51pm - dan_bloodblister ""] no, i think he was just saying that...i think at that point they knew that was the end of it all... i know in the directors cut, dr satan will be in it. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:51pm - yodaslab ""] yeah she looked pretty damn fine to me |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:52pm - dan_bloodblister ""] she did look good, and shes fucking old |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:52pm - yodaslab ""] yeah thas what i heard, cuz there is a clip of dr satan ripping out a nurses throat in a hospital scene that got cut |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:53pm - dan_bloodblister ""] yeah, thats the scene i saw too. i kept waiting for it...to no avail. the directors cut is gonna be awesome though, im guessing that cutaway scene where otis is stabbing the younger southern guy in the throat will be shown... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:55pm - yodaslab ""] i wonder if a part 3 will come out in the future, or if rob might decide to do a prequel or sorts to explain the whole crazy firefly family? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:56pm - dan_bloodblister ""] no, i read that this series is done. i dont think there will be any prequels or sequels. id like to see what hes going to do next. itd be cool if he did something NR. also, i wish they explored the marx brothers thing more. the aesthetics of that were fucking cool. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:56pm - Christraper ""] Ginger Lynn is my mom |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:58pm - yodaslab ""] yeah good point, from what i heard on fangoria its a pretty intense scene so its gotta make it into the directors cut, other than that im not sure what else will be in the directors cut though, but i still dont know how they capture dr satan in the directors cut, i guess he must be in the house when the sheriff and his crew come wrecking in, or do they hunt his ass down? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 4:58pm - dan_bloodblister ""] not sure, but i read he was mechanical or some shit... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 5:00pm - yodaslab ""] seems to me like rob zombie would make some awesomely disturbing david lynch-like films. Something that on the outside seems normal but really is very eerie and strange, like Blue Velvet, what a freakshow of a movie that was, awesome though! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 25,2005 5:02pm - dan_bloodblister ""] yeah, but these movies arent as cerebral. david lynch movies generally dont have violence for the sake of violence. i think hes going to make more aesthetically pleasing movies and im sure in about 10 years hes going to get REALLY good at it. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2005 11:12am - yodaslab ""] yeah i hear what you are saying, its just that davind lunch films such as blue velvet can be just as disturbing as rob zombies movies, one scene from the movie includes dennis hopper huffing laughing gas and raping his "woman" while screaming "fuck me mommy." to me thats just as disturbing as seeing some dude get the back of his head blown off. or other wierd shit such as when dennis hopper and his gang kick the shit out of kyle mclaughlin's character and there are fat chicks dancing all over cars in the background. moments like these appear subtle as you mention, but overall i think they can be more disturbing than violence for the sake of violence which rob zombie is excellent at. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 26,2005 11:17am - dan_bloodblister ""] THE CANDY COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2005 11:28am - yodaslab ""] thats some messed up freaky shiznit right there |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2005 11:58am - Christraper ""] I just saw it last night. I think it was definitely better than the first. When i think of it more as a tribute to good horror films the bad script doesnt bother me as much. I couldve done without the freebird music video at the end of the movie though. That whole scene i was thinking "Is Rob really gonna play this whole fucking song?". It wasnt a masterpiece or anything but at least I didnt walk out of the theatre wanting those two hours of my life back. Rob Zombie's wife needs my penis. |