art work by joe christiani for real[views:2704][posts:19]_____________________________________ [Jul 28,2005 12:35pm - anonymous ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 28,2005 12:37pm - anonymous ""] http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dinkmobil5an.jpg |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 28,2005 12:39pm - swamplorddvm ""] Awsome! RTTP for life!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 28,2005 12:41pm - FuckinTits ""] This is joe's true work, i was there. its a concept car for the future. this one is the drag raceing edition. does 0 - 60 in 2.5 seconds. let me tell u thats one fast cock. if you didn't notice it has the offical joe christiani seal of approval. |
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| ________________________________ [May 13,2010 1:47pm - xmikex ""] lulz T Money homo hall of fame |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 1:48pm - reimroc ""] i've been re-reading through all the JC threads this morning. still hilarious. |
| ______________________________ [May 13,2010 3:33pm - Yeti ""] Scaphism isn't complete without the Joe Christianni Seal of Approval. |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2010 4:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I wonder how many current posters even realize the Joe Christianni fact generator exists. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:47pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni thinks Sum41 'isn't that bad if you give it a chance'. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:48pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni thought Leonardo Dicaprio's performance in TITANIC 'could have been better'. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:48pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni invented bell-bottoms. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:48pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni uses playboys as a decoy to hide his impressive stack of tiger beat magazines. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:48pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni once got a boner during an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:49pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni's girlfriend two stepped into Magic Johnson and that's how he got HIV. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:49pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni's weekly periods can produce as much as 9 litres of blood. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:49pm - reimroc ""] Joey C owns one share of stock. it was purchased from an internet company called chickie to something or other. this gives in a controlling share in said company. While serving on the board of goveners, he refuses to answer unless they address him in full as Prince Mr Christianni LLC. this name came to him in a dream in which his favorite current performer, Mo-danna, tried to adopt him. Neither the one share of stock, the new name, or the adoption ever lead him to true love. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2010 5:49pm - reimroc ""] Joe Christianni threw a pair of his girlfriend's panties on stage during Skinless. They landed and burned a hole into the stage like acid blood from Alien. Man, that bitch has got some intergalactic hyper AIDS. |
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