Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you...[views:4071][posts:35]________________________________________ [Aug 3,2005 11:27am - KillerKadoogan ""] The girl who ate her own shit. I still can't get my buddy to get off his ass and upload the video, but I just came across this disgusting-ness on MySpace, so yeah: [img] [img] [img] [img] excuse me while i finish vomiting |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2005 11:28am - KillerKadoogan ""] here's her page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...ndID=1060678&Mytoken=20050803082401 |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2005 11:29am - KillerKadoogan ""] "I am very proud of my body. It has taken me many years to get to that point and I won't compromise it for anything or anyone. These pictures in no way represent my sexual appetite and if you're just some guy looking to hook up then get the fuck off my page right now. You have the wrong person." hahah even though shes a total whore with oral herpes |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2005 12:56pm - Christraper ""] I was at some suicide girl party on 4th of July. Definitely not the smartest girls in the world but the booze was free and the pool was fucking huge....and the booze was free. stupid insecure goth whores + free booze = awesome |
| __________________________________ [Aug 3,2005 1:17pm - Dissector ""] Hahahah chrit. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 3,2005 11:53pm - eddie ""] i saw that video, i think behind the chopping block. reminded me of an autopsy song |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 3,2005 11:55pm - the_reverend ""] what!?! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 4,2005 12:03am - succubus ""] whiiinnneeee whine whine i think i have no right at all to complain but.. there's nobody to talk to about it.. im really sick of making the same mistake 4680486098 times in a row, and then not making it twice, thinking im the man, then just making it again. i just have a really big problem saying no, and saying that publicly, on here, makes me vulnerable and even more stupid. if i fool around with you after knowing you for two days, why can't you just have the decency to see me once in a while so i don't feel like complete and utter shit, which is basically how i'm feeling right now. but why would you, seeing as you got what you wanted, and i should expect this to be the case. considering it happens to me all of the time. sometimes i feel like when i don't put out i still get rejected, almost like i can't do anything right. and i know i'm a really nice person, and i'm outgoing and fun, and i have a good sense of humor, and if you're nice to me i'll do anything for you, but nobody seems to care about that, or care to get to know that side of me. even when i don't give you what you ultimately want. for once i want somebody to stick around afterwards. make me feel a little less like a whore. but maybe i should feel like a whore. i only do shit like this because i hate myself anyway. and to people who do things like this, girls and guys alike, i don't know if it has ever happened to you, but it doesn't feel great. and i just can't imagine living with myself after making someone else feel like this. i don't know how you all do it. because i didn't ask for your soul, i didn't ask for every waking moment of your time, all i asked was once in a while. but. just but. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 4,2005 12:07am - eddie ""] i think there's a whole emo album in that text |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 4:48pm - KillerKadoogan ""] bahahaah i forgot i even posted this. BUMP! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 5:16pm - Hooker nli ""] uh she uh... ate what? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 7:29pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Feces. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 7:36pm - anonymous ""] id tap that ass! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 7:44pm - BornSoVile ""] wait a second, the choppin block???? why do i have a memory of ryan telling me he had something "wicked sick" on camera he had to show me?? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 7:46pm - ohhhh!!!!!! ""] anonymous said:id tap that ass! but i wouldnt kiss her! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 7:54pm - Hooker nli ""] she kinda has a nice set of thighs and ass and stuff. i wouldn't fuck her with king kong bundy's dick though |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 7:57pm - intricateprocess ""] she ate crap? what? haha |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 8:22pm - anonymous ""] Hooker nli said:she kinda has a nice set of thighs and ass and stuff. i wouldn't fuck her with king kong bundy's dick though i just checked her out on my space shes a douchebag, on her page she saya how comfortable she is with her body but that shes not putting pictures up to get guys ....why else would she ? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 8:25pm - Hooker nli ""] yeah i kind of gathered that she's an insecure douche there, guy |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 8:28pm - ohhhh!!!!!! ""] Hooker nli said:yeah i kind of gathered that she's an insecure douche there, guy do i detect sarcasm there... really why would she put up a picture of her ass on the internet then again integrity and common sense have never been a strong suit for the "gentler sex" |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 1:06pm - KillerKadoogan ""] So here's the story: I'm sitting at my house one night a couple of summers ago, and i get a phone call from my buddy Ryan. Me: What's up, dude? Ryan: Would you pay to see someone eat their own shit? Me: Hahahaha what? Ryan: Mandy's gonna do it for 40 bucks so she can pay her cell phone bill. Me: Hahahaha fuck yeah. When? Ryan: in like 20 minutes. Me: YES! So they (Ryan, my friend Shannon, her boyfriend, and Mandy) pick me up, and we drive off to Milano's Pizza right by the Lowell/Tewksbury line. (The other part of the deal is we have to buy her a pizza.) Mandy and Shannon go into the bathroom (Shannon is videotaping, I'm narrating) as Mandy proceeds to shit into a plastic cup. They come out of the bathroom, and out into the parking lot. At this point she gets into the backseat of Ryan's car, takes out a loaf of bread, spreads the shit onto a slice, and folds it up. Now, I'm thinking she probably won't go through with it, because she keeps pump faking the shit sandwich to her mouth. But, finally, she gobbles the fucker. She didn't even fucking puke, just dry-heaved a little and drank some Listerine. We get back in the car and leave, and she starts to eat her pizza. For the purpose of narration I ask her what she's going to do when she gets home. "I'm probably gonna take a shit and go to bed." First of all, you still have to shit? And would that shit be extra shit-tastic? Second of all, you're not even gonna brush your fucking teeth?!? Shannon's boyfriend: How did it taste? Mandy: Salty. (mows down more pizza) So yeah, that's about that, although she tries to deny it, we have the whole fucking thing on video. And to top it all off, she still didn't have enough money to pay off her cellphone. I foresee a future of prostitution/midget porn. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 1:06pm - KillerKadoogan ""] P.S. She has oral herpes. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 1:25pm - babyshaker ""] will she eat my poo for 40 dollars |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 1:50pm - Christraper ""] Holy shit thats nasty. I feel bad for her next boyfriend. I seriously doubt shes ever going to tell him that story. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 1:51pm - succubus ""] i had posted one of her entries above and damn that's so sad and pathetic |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 2:23pm - the_reverend ""] I dont believe it until I see the video. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 2:23pm - succubus ""] hahaha sicko |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 2:46pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] hahahaha, if I were Japanese and into scat I'd want to meet this chick. I'm far from Japanese, and far from into Scat so I say whore. So that's where the Exploding Christ song title comes from, Ben you guys are so clever. Let's play more shows together, and have this whore on stage shitting into the crowd. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 3:17pm - Josh_Martin ""] KillerKadoogan said:So they (Ryan, my friend Shannon, her boyfriend, and Mandy) pick me up, and we drive off to Milano's Pizza right by the Lowell/Tewksbury line. (The other part of the deal is we have to buy her a pizza.) porn. HA! I used to work in Tewksbury and I would eat there all the time. If only I knew what was going on that bathroom.... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 3:23pm - swamplorddvm ""] She's kinda hot. Too bad about the poop. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 3:25pm - BornSoVile ""] KillerKadoogan said:P.S. She has oral herpes. dude, why does every girl in your town have that shit? last time we played evo's...i'm gawking away and all i got to listen to is eric going "no way, not her, you don't even know dude, you have no idea" wtf - chelmsford is gay. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 3:30pm - swamplorddvm ""] no need to worry unless she has an "outbreak". |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 4:52pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Aaron - Ryan (EC guitarist) has the video, so if you come to the next EC show, i may or may not be able to deliver the goods. Actually, this may be a good selling point to get people to our shows.hmmmm.... Josh Martin - As far as i know the poo never made it to the kitchen, so feel free to continue eating there. Swamplord - she really isn't very hot. the pictures may be deceiving to the untrained eye, but trust me... Jawsh - that was probably that metal mistress girl who was on here last year...carnie kids and what not... |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 4:54pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:So that's where the Exploding Christ song title comes from, Ben you guys are so clever. Let's play more shows together, and have this whore on stage shitting into the crowd. hahaha we never actually wrote that song, but we'll get to it at some point. somehow i doubt she would come anywhere near us unless it was to stab us or something. Oh yeah, that's part of the story i forgot to mention. She told us never to tell anybody, yet she let us video tape it, and OBVIOUSLY we're going to tell/show the video to everybody we know, so yeah. Also, if any of you are ever in Chelmsford, DO NOT eat at Panera Bread. She works there, and we all know where those hands have been... |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 5:01pm - Christraper ""] I too would very much like to see this video and laugh heartily |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 5:11pm - DomesticTerror ""] I don't just wanna see this video, I must! |