Rap = Black metal[views:1995][posts:17]_______________________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 5:38pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Rap = Black metal Rap: Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules Black metal: Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules Rap: Band members with fake names Black metal: Band members with fake names Rap: Complaints about opression from white christians Black metal: Complaints about opression from white christians Rap: Overly concerned with making money Black metal: Overly concerned with not making money Rap: Cheesy synthesizers Black metal: Cheesy synthesizers Rap: Barely in English Black metal: Barely in English Rap: Strong feelings about God Black metal: Strong feelings about God Rap: Black skin Black metal: Black leather Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album Black metal: 100 side projects by every band member Rap: Musicians arrested for murder Black metal: Musicians arrested for murder Rap: Closed-minded fanbase Black metal: Closed-minded fanbase Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes Black metal: Very expensive leather boots Rap: Imagery containing dogs Black metal: Imagery containing wolves Rap: Negative portrayals of whites Black metal: Negative portrayals of Jews Rap: Rips off samples from pop music Black metal: Rips off ideas from classical music Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars Black metal: Videos with super-shiny swords Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles Black metal: Imagery of the bleak forests Rap: Pride in geographic region Black metal: Pride in geographic region Rap: Pride in own race Black metal: Pride in own race Rap: Songs about hanging out Black metal: Songs about hanging people Rap: Overly concerned with appearance Black metal: Overly concerned with appearance Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair Black metal: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability Black metal: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability Rap: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics Black metal: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out Black metal: Musicians face accusations of selling out Rap: Unusual interest in ancestry Black metal: Unusual interest in ancestry Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women Black metal: Promo photos with scantily-clad women Rap: Booty Calls are a common theme Black metal: A Call To Arms is a common theme Rap: Constantly drinking alcohol Black metal: Constantly drinking alcohol Rap: Axing people kweshuns Black metal: Carrying battle axes Rap: Bitching about being enslaved Black metal: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved |
| __________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 5:50pm - dreadkill ""] that was awesome. enslaved rules. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 6:40pm - BobDead ""] BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 6:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 7:14pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes. right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection. and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! :moe: |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 7:42pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I can't talk to you for very long, your teeth gross me out. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 7:53pm - Bradster ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes. right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection. and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! :moe: hahaha |
| _____________________________ [Aug 5,2005 8:37pm - blue ""] REPOST POLICE |
| _____________________________ [Aug 5,2005 8:37pm - blue ""] this is like 4 years old. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 8:42pm - the_reverend ""] blue said:REPOST POLICE |
| ___________________________ [Aug 5,2005 8:52pm - . ""] why is this flagged as news? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 5,2005 11:15pm - the dude ""] there are no niggers in black metal there are plenty in rap |
| ________________________________ [Aug 6,2005 12:27am - retzam ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes. right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection. and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! :moe: Johnny Cash is okay, but I bet everyone on this board has stuff in their record collection better than him. For older music, I think The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and even Bob Dylan made better music than Johnny Cash. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 6,2005 12:28am - retzam ""] But this was funny My favorite: Rap: Strong feelings about God Black metal: Strong feelings about God |
| __________________________________ [Aug 6,2005 1:45am - the dude ""] rap bunch of punk ass nigger losers black metal bunch of punk ass losers |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 6,2005 4:10am - KeithMutiny ""] this is great, since black metal is gay at least rappers get attractive girls under 140lbs |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 7,2005 12:23am - the dude ""] RAP/ fuck hot white chicks black metal/ fuck white skanks rap/ live in million dollar homes BLACK METAL live at home still rap/ have gold teeth black metal/ have yellow teeth rap are mostly black black metal wear mostly black rap closet homosexuals black metal closet homosexuals rap closet christains black metal closet christains |
| __________________________________ [Aug 7,2005 9:53am - dreadkill ""] retzam said:whiskey_weed_and_women said:AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes. right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection. and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! :moe: Johnny Cash is okay, but I bet everyone on this board has stuff in their record collection better than him. For older music, I think The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and even Bob Dylan made better music than Johnny Cash. TULL! |