a few weird things that happened at work today, so far[views:5396][posts:10]__________________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:15pm - dan_bloodblister ""] 1. this black guy i work with who tries to be really..into africa? he was talking about how theres some shit going on in niger right now, EXCEPT he kept calling it..over and over and over...'NIGGER'. as in, 'yeah theres really a crisis in nigger right now, we need to help nigger out as much as we can'. at first i thought, maybe thats how it is pronounced..or maybe hes fucking with us...but myself and another coworker decided he just actually thinks NIGER is pronounced NIGGER. ok... 2. this really really nice old lady i work with who is always baking pies and bringing in fresh orange juice and shit like that. she likes me alot for some reason, because im weird or something corny. we were talking about quick ways to make quick money..she proceeds to tell me how 50 years ago she stripped 1 time for a ton of marines and made 600 dollars in one night. and how theres only 5 living people, including myself, who know that. AND THEN she says 'oh you are probably picturing me naked right now! how akward!' dude... 3. this fat hog of a bitch i work with ate 2 quarter pounders with cheese, and justified it by saying its just like eating 1 double quarter pounder with cheese. without a doubt, the most disgusting human being that has ever barely been able to walk this earth. and its not even 1:30, just thought i would share. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:24pm - dreadkill ""] my day at work has been pretty boring. i wish i had that many awesome things happen in one month let alone one morning. my favorite story was number 2. after she said 'oh you are probably picturing me naked right now! how akward!' it must have put an awful image in your mind. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:24pm - ShItBaG ""] I like story number one the best. pretty fucked up day though man. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:25pm - dan_bloodblister ""] she was right though. i work with a bunch of degenerates and miserable middle aged women and im sure theres a couple pedophiles and in general, people who have alot of secrets and anger issues. its really the only reason i keep my job |
| __________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:27pm - ShItBaG ""] i made them stick me in the corner office like a caged animal at my work because i'm one of those people with "issues". i hate yip yappy bitches. i got caught immitating one today. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:29pm - dan_bloodblister ""] i like that i have a bunch of crappy tattoos and wear KISS shirts everyday and get paid more than middle aged women with 3 children |
| __________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:34pm - ShItBaG ""] haha. same here. except for the pay part. i wear anything i want to work. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:46pm - yodaslab ""] awesome dan, naked old ladies, ebonics , and fat ass quarter pounder inhalers, awesome !!! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 1:53pm - Josh_Martin ""] dan_bloodblister said:1. this black guy i work with who tries to be really..into africa? he was talking about how theres some shit going on in niger right now, EXCEPT he kept calling it..over and over and over...'NIGGER'. as in, 'yeah theres really a crisis in nigger right now, we need to help nigger out as much as we can'. at first i thought, maybe thats how it is pronounced..or maybe hes fucking with us...but myself and another coworker decided he just actually thinks NIGER is pronounced NIGGER. ok... I used to think it was pronounced that way too....When I was SIX. I didn't even know what "nigger" meant. I saw Niger on a globe and thought it was pronounced nigger. I thought nigger was a really funny sounding word and proceeded to call my little brother a nigger, right in front of my mother. She then told me what nigger means. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 2:45pm - slayer272 ""] funny, i thought it was nigeria |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 11,2005 2:46pm - dan_bloodblister ""] niger and nigeria are 2 different countries. |