Darwin Award winners top 10[views:14137][posts:17]____________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:10pm - ~Carina~ ""] from an email i got > > Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards >are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the >glorious winners. > > Darwin Award Winners: > > 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim >during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James >Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the >barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, >the honorable mentions: > > 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting >machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his >insurance company. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of >its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a >finger. The chef's claim was approved. > > 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car >during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman >had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. > > 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus >driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be >transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit >his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered >everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to >the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very >excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't >discovered for 3 days. > > 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious >head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received >the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how >close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. > > 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the >counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, >the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which >the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and >fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he >got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives >you money, is a crime committed?) > > 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. >He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store >window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and >heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back >and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The >liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught >on videotape. > > 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man >grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the >woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. >Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. >They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then >taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To >which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole >the purse from." > > 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a >Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun,demanded >cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the >cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, >the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast . The man, >frustrated, walked away. > > A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER! > 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked >on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. >Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a >motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man >admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into >the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle >declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever >had. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:18pm - largefreakatzero ""] Someone should find the video of the Arkansas guy with the cinder block. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:19pm - DreamingInExile ""] largefreakatzero said:Someone should find the video of the Arkansas guy with the cinder block. HAHA, yeah, I'd love to see that vid |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:21pm - ~Carina~ ""] i'm sure someone on here can find it MSD, Tom, i'm looking at you! heh |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm sure it doesn't exist on the net, but this is similar. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/badrobber11.html |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] and yes it's worksafe. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:36pm - largefreakatzero ""] Bahahaha - a 2-for-1! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:56pm - ~Carina~ ""] msd i knew we could count on you! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 2:03pm - shatteredliz ""] Haha! I love it! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 2:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ~Carina~ said:msd i knew we could count on you! woo! Now you can go watch that other video I posted of the cow sucking that guy's wang. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 2:25pm - ~Carina~ ""] oh i missed that one (thank god) there's also one with a pig and it's banging a girl ewww and there's more but i'll stop now ps: i didn't watch it |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 2:49pm - yodaslab ""] why would anyone want to see a pig and a girl having sex? thats something that is beyond comprehension on any level |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 3:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] yodaslab said:why would anyone want to see a pig and a girl having sex? thats something that is beyond comprehension on any level I know right? At any rate, the video I posted was a pig and a guy having sex. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 3:22pm - the_reverend ""] are they porking? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 3:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm not sure how to respond to that. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 3:44pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Wait, I got it! ..yes. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 4:48pm - Josh_Martin ""] yodaslab said:why would anyone want to see a pig and a girl having sex? thats something that is beyond comprehension on any level Are you kidding? That rules. I would love to see that. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 20,2008 9:08pm - widowmaker ""] http://www.break.com/index/brick-hits-theif-in-face.html NUMBER 7!! |