fuck danzig[views:4318][posts:59]_______________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:42pm - cav ""] why the fuck is every date of the danzig tour on the events page. that tour sucks the most, i wouldnt even go to it if it was playing in my back yard. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:44pm - danzigs lawyer ""] if you dont stop talking shit about danzig i will sue,kill,assrape you.. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:49pm - cav ""] im not talking shit, i just think that its unnecesarry to have every date of his tour on the events page. and i think that its funny that they keep doing these tours where one band has a draw and like 6 bands are opening up. its cool if theres 4 bands and a couple are good, but one huge band and six bands that no one cares about. eh that kinda sucks. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:50pm - cav ""] i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:51pm - cav ""] behemoth is the only good one, and the agony scene is ok but very unoriginal. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:51pm - chimairas lawyer ""] oh you are so dead |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:52pm - voice of reason ""] you could just go in time to see danzig and skip the rest. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:55pm - Cecchini ""] Can either Danzig or Chimairas lawyer sue Behemoth for being Canadian and wearing corpse paint? |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:56pm - voice of reason ""] they could try but theyd probably get there asses kicked. and even if they did cav would probably complain about that to. wouldnt you cav? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 16,2005 11:58pm - Cecchini ""] So what your saying is that we need some REAL tough guys to sue Behemoth... Hmm... real tough guys... real... tough... guys... *light bulb!* GET ME BURY YOUR DEAD OR AGNOSTIC FRONT'S LAWYER ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!! Brilliant!! |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:08am - agnostic fronts lawyer ""] as agnostic fronts lawyer i can assure you we are not"tough guys" and we take offense to any such liberal thinking,we are no talent ass clowns and always willbe and while i havent spoken with bury your deads lawyer i can assure you that they also are no talent ass clowns also and certainly not "tough guys" you should try candy striper death orgys lawyer i hear that eric paone is a real mans man if u know what i mean |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:10am - Anthony nli ""] cav said:i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless. Kevin Talley is on the new one, it's really pretty good actually. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:10am - Cecchini ""] But your saying that all those chugging riffs are just a facade?!?! What about the baseball caps they wear in pics?! You know the ones that are always slightly tilted.... WHAT ABOUT THE CAPS?!!?? I can't believe this... Here I was all along thinking that people who played tough guy music were really tough guys.... Now I know its not true.. This is the worst day of my life. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:15am - agnostic fronts lawyer ""] Cecchini said:But your saying that all those chugging riffs are just a facade?!?! What about the baseball caps they wear in pics?! You know the ones that are always slightly tilted.... WHAT ABOUT THE CAPS?!!?? I can't believe this... Here I was all along thinking that people who played tough guy music were really tough guys.... Now I know its not true.. This is the worst day of my life. we accept no responsibilty for any injury self sustained or otherwise resulting from the discovery that agnostic front are not tough guys |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:16am - Cecchini ""] Let me guesss, RHAPSODY NEVER SLAYED ANY DRAGONS EITHER RIGHT?!?!?! bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! The humanity!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:21am - rhapsodys lawyer ""] we have never participated in the slaying of any dragons or other mythical beasts nor do we condone any such activity we are all card carrying members ofPETA and as such find these allegations shocking and extremely unsettling . we will launch an investigation to see whos behind these cowardly acts |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:23am - Cecchini ""] It's over... Everything I believed in... Bury Your Dead and Rhapsody were everything to me.... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:23am - infoterror ""] http://www.anus.com/metal/about/contest/ |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 12:25am - 14 year old ""] me to i dont know how ill continue...i just cant believe it at least i can take comfort in the fact that candiria are definately tough guys |
| ______________________________ [Aug 17,2005 5:29pm - cav ""] ya i wanted to vomit when i heard talley joined chimaira. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 7:23pm - retzam ""] This thread is funny as hell. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2005 7:27pm - anon ""] retzam said:This thread is funny as hell. thank you. the one thats called {in an attempt to boost ticket sales one is good also} |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 7:29pm - retzam ""] I'm confused... |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2005 7:31pm - anon ""] dont be confused im a moron its the news flash thread tragic airplane crash etc. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 11:42pm - brian_dc ""] Anthony nli said:cav said:i mean chimaira is on that tour. its fucking useless. Kevin Talley is on the new one, it's really pretty good actually. Kevin Talley is with Chimaira now?! ::hangs head in shame:: |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 11:45pm - jonny8pins ""] >> Kevin Talley is with Chimaira now?! ::hangs head in shame::>> dont worry chimaira,agnostic front,bury your dead,andrhapsody have all died in a plane crash! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 11:47pm - brian_dc ""] yeah yeah yeah...joke wouldn't get old if it was funny. period blood, now that has replay value |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 10:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""] This thread is amazing. Also, I'd just like to remind everybody that, if you don't like Danzig, you have definitely sucked a dick for money at one point or another. Samhain is also acceptable. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 10:49am - reimroc ""] WOOOOOOWOAH ON HER BLACK WIINGS |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 10:49am - reimroc ""] lucifuge is one of my favorite albums of all time |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 10:59am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Enjoying as we speak. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 10:59am - reimroc ""] noice |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:08am - goatcatalyst ""] You are a wizened and learned man, Steve. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:08am - orgymf@work ""] DestroyYouAlot said:This thread is amazing. Also, I'd just like to remind everybody that, if you don't like Danzig, you have definitely sucked a dick for money at one point or another. Samhain is also acceptable. backed, Danzig rules! Samhain was excellent! Misfits (Danzig era) FTW!!!! and yes, this thread is aweomse, especially the posts from all these lawyers |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:10am - orgymf@work ""] reimroc said:lucifuge is one of my favorite albums of all time me too. very underrated album. it's probably the only album that me and my girl agree 100% on how much it rules |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Orgy: You can definitely see a clear progression from the first one - it's like they just stepped out of the studio for a smoke break in between recording both records. GC: Troof. Unfortunately more wizened than learned. *snort* |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:23am - reimroc ""] i'm going to go out on a limb and say that i enjoy some of graves's solo stuff |
| __________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:24am - reimroc ""] not to change the subject or anything commence flaming |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:26am - orgymf@work ""] reimroc said:i'm going to go out on a limb and say that i enjoy some of graves's solo stuff i saw "Graves" live once. it wasn't terrible. nothing special though. just him, 2 young dudes on guitar and bass, and Chud on drums playing a mix of Misfits tunes and originals (which were ok at best) |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:56am - DYA NLI FUCK IT ""] ONLY AND HIS BLACK FLAGFITS R TEH FAIL |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:57am - orgymf@work ""] oh god, that new line up with dez and robo.....i will never listen to it! severe gayness |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 12:06pm - sinislazy ""] Danzig rules. Some day I'll get a 1-4 tribute band together. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 1:25pm - orgymf@work ""] while i love through four, and hate blackaciddevil and satan's child.... circle of snakes was a great comeback |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 1:26pm - orgymf@work ""] one through four that was |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 2:13pm - joeyumbrella ""] danzig rules, disagree your a fag |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 2:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] sinis, I'm seriously a hundred thousand percent down to sing if we can cover the Samhain version of "All Hell Breaks Loose" and Danzig Shopping List. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 5:06pm - SkinSandwich ""] Where is the video of Glen danfag getting his ass kicked? |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 5:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] SkinSandwich said:Where is the video of Glen danfag getting his ass kicked? priceless |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 6:30pm - MetalThursday ""] "FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 6:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Check it out, extended mix: bennyhillifier Hey, Bradness - you ever do anything with that Last Benchpress shit? I'd kill for a copy of that (that wasn't a dub tape). |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:27pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] hmm, i have no idea where that is. I'll ask Bob if he has it. It's forever etched in my brain, i'd love to hear it again myself! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 18,2009 11:56pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""] YEAH FUCK DANZIG. WHAT A SHITHOLE [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 1:59pm - 666BEAST ""] BUMP... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 2:13pm - DYA NLI ""] GUMP |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 2:46pm - goatcatalyst ""] Worship Danzig I - IV or you are a pussy and a twink. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 3:15pm - DYANZIG NLI ""] I'm now thoroughly obsessed with this Danzig coveribute band idea. This needs to happen. I would seriously work out and get 18-yo DYA huge in order to properly capture the complete Danzig chest-thumping experience. [/YAMS] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 3:18pm - DYANZIG NLI ""] DANZIG APPREESH OR YOU RIDE KEN SUSI'S HORSE TO BUY CENTURY MEDIA GRAB BAGS AT THE APPLE STORE |
| ______________________________ [Mar 19,2009 3:23pm - Yeti ""] i have only ever seen/heard one thing involving Danzig that didn't make me want to rip my eyes/ears out, and that was his appearance on ATHF. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 3:42pm - DYA NLI ""] His pronunciation of the word "robot" makes me lulz lotz. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2009 3:43pm - DYA NLI ""] Also, you and I are no longer friends. |