best pick up line ever![views:1523][posts:17]_______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:35am - lady killer ""] hey baby your ass is so fine if you had dysentery id follow you around for a week with a waffle cone! :NEWHORNS:that should definately score with the ladies:NEWHORNS: |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:41am - Cecchini ""] My friend tought me this one... "hey woman, you wanna play army? Sure, how do you do that? I lay down and you blow the shit out of me!" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:43am - lady killer ""] i like my coffe how i like my women COLD AND WHITE! |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:48am - my_pretentious_erection ""] you don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:52am - lady killer ""] ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:06am - anonymous ""] give me head and the baby lives |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:09am - JONNY8PINS ""] i think everyone has heard this but what the hell... poor man and a rich man have the same anniversary and meet up at the store every year ..poor man says what d you get ur wife this year and he says a mercedes and a diamond ring poor guy says why? wellthat way if she doesnt like the ring she can go to the store in the mercedes to exchange the ring and still be happy... then the rich guy says what did you get your wife and the poor guy says i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo ..why asks the rich man and the poor man says well... this way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself.... ha ha ha |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:22am - silky ""] wanna try my home made rufinol? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:27am - silky ""] does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 2:24am - wakeoftears ""] lady killer said:ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco I've heard of it, only its called the brooklyn rodeo, and you whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and try to hang on. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 3:51am - attendmyrequiem ""] If I were a necrophiliac, baby, you'd be dead. I must be a pirate 'cause I'm diggin' your chest. arrrg. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 6:27am - Notorious D.U.G. ""] wakeoftears said:lady killer said:ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco I've heard of it, only its called the brooklyn rodeo, and you whisper "I have AIDS" in her ear and try to hang on. I've also heard it . . . you tell her that her sister was a better lay and then hold on tight. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 6:50am - succubus ""] someone watched pamela anderson's roast on comedy central.. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:16pm - JONNY8PINS ""] succubus said:someone watched pamela anderson's roast on comedy central.. and enjoyed it immensly! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:12pm - powerkok ""] lady killer said:ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco you invented this, like I invented aids....we both wish. and...its not you have a fat ass, its your Mother fucks sooo much better than you. also, same position, knock here arms out from under her and push her around like a vaccuum=hoover maneuver |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:17pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] powerkok said:lady killer said:ive invented a new sexual position get the woman(or man) on all fours insert from behind get a good grip and say... you have the fattest ass ive ever seen... the record for holding on is 8 seconds...its called the bucking bronco you invented this, like I invented aids....we both wish. funniest post of the thread |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:20pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it's shrimpin time! :pukeface: |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:38pm - pre-school race war ""] my pick up lines always goes by how much was that |