Indian food farts
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[Aug 19,2005 1:22pm - hoser ""]
Holy shit. Had food from Taste of India in Dover last night and blew my fiance right outta the bed all morning. They actually smell tantalizing...and exactly like the food. Anyone else go through this??
[Aug 19,2005 1:24pm - largefreakatzero ""]
The last time it was pizza -- perhaps you have a defective ass?
Indian food is rough though, I can't digest all that curry either.
[Aug 19,2005 1:27pm - hoser ""]
Ya dude you remember that!!! I had to drive all the way back to Matty's before we went on stage....except I was shitting all over the place...like...liquid, molten hot shits. I'm not shitting all over but the farts are nothing short of putrid.
[Aug 19,2005 1:27pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
my bf is like that with general tso's chicken. unfortunatly i sleep with my whole body and head under the covers for some odd reason, so i get dutch ovened ALLL the time.
[Aug 19,2005 1:32pm - hoser ""]
If I were him, I would wait until you were sound asleep and then straddle your face and fart directly into your open mouth!!! Hhahahahahahahahaha....taste my Indian food.....where's your God now!??!?! Hahahahahahahaha
[Aug 19,2005 1:33pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
i sleep on my stomach... plus i would punch him in tha balls if he did that....then eat egg salad and do the same thing to him....then he would punch me in the tit, and so the vicious cycle begins!
[Aug 19,2005 1:38pm - hoser ""]
I'd ....well.....I'd.....my farts are thick and vicious!!!
[Aug 19,2005 1:42pm - the_reverend ""]
when I eat indian food, my sweat, piss, and shit smells like it.
same with wine.
I just ate veitnamese food and I know once I get home tonight, it's going to be like shitting semi-solid lumps of burning magna.
[Aug 19,2005 1:44pm - largefreakatzero ""]
the_reverend said:I just ate veitnamese food and I know once I get home tonight, it's going to be like shitting semi-solid lumps of burning magna.
Yeah, and your cat won't come near you since you will most likely be shitting out his compadres. Ding dong dow.
[Aug 19,2005 1:44pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
mmmm. i think i want chunky pea soup for dinner now..THANKS REV!
[Aug 20,2005 10:34am - succubus ""]
vietnamese food update:
he's pooped a billion times, lengthly bathroom visits but no farts
[Aug 20,2005 10:36am - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""]
its the damn curry that gives you the shits i think
[Aug 20,2005 11:03am - anonymous ""]
Something does it....2 days later...I'm still shitting curry.
[Aug 20,2005 7:16pm - dwellingsickness ""]
It is all in your head,I don't think curry has anything to do with it, I eat hot and or spicy food all the time, It does nuthin to me, Or I have a cast iron stomache and am used to it
[Aug 20,2005 10:27pm - powerkok ""]
What the hell are you doing eating goddamned commie food anyway?
[Aug 21,2005 9:56am - dreadkill ""]
i dutch ovened my girlfriend and my dog last month. it smelled so bad, the dog had to come out for air. she looked pissed.
[May 28,2010 1:31pm - Slag NLIILN ""]
I feel like i'm tearing apart my intestines with the indian food I ate for lunch. Totally caustic.
[May 28,2010 2:50pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Never had indian food. I'm ascared.
[May 28,2010 2:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i had samosa's (sp?) from the value mart across from our band space in brighton the other day. pretty good but i'd like to try some that havent been sitting around all day next time.
[May 28,2010 3:07pm - C.dEaD ""]
Indian food is hands down my favorite food. A good korma curry with shrimp and some peshwari naan is god.
[May 28,2010 3:15pm - Slag NLIILN ""]
Tom, try Bollywood grill in white city (next to petco). They have a lunch buffet from 11:30 to 2:30 every day that is hands down, best i've ever had.
[May 28,2010 3:17pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I want to go. There is a place up the street. Recommend me something spicy as fuck. I am a carnivore so include that.
[May 28,2010 3:23pm - Slag NLIILN ""]
Chicken Vindaloo. I would seriously recommend trying a buffet first. Get the whole gamut.
[May 28,2010 3:26pm - 12 gauge eugenics ""]
It's the turmeric; it expands your large intestine so you can shit like a cannon.
http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/20-health-benefits-of-turmeric.html
[May 28,2010 3:26pm - SkinSandwich ""]
cool
[May 28,2010 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Slag%20NLIILN said:Tom, try Bollywood grill in white city (next to petco). They have a lunch buffet from 11:30 to 2:30 every day that is hands down, best i've ever had.
the indian woman i work with said the same thing. will have to check it out. thnx
[May 28,2010 3:35pm - C.dEaD ""]
Vindaloo is def. the spiciest. You can get any curry ridiculously hot by just saying "I would like it spicy". They usually don't fuck around.
[May 28,2010 3:57pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I wish hot vaginas came spicy.
[May 28,2010 7:32pm - Dankill ""]
Goa Curry Shrimp and garlic naan FTW