carina's b00bs stronger than an airbag[views:2727][posts:24]_________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:30pm - carina offsite ""] That's what someone just said...got into an accident and the airbag went off..I was passenger...my friends face burns...and the bag didn't get past my chest...it's all red now. Sent aaron pics....we're all ok |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:33pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:38pm - thedeparted ""] haha |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:46pm - the_reverend ""] don't even joke. carina's tits are made of teflon and titanium. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:53pm - carina offsite ""] They are red though...airbag powder smells like gunpowder |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:29pm - Hooker nli ""] Car wrecks are bad news. Glad you're alright. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:34pm - succubus ""] thanks hooker it was a little scary i'm home now |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:39pm - Hooker nli ""] Now you have to live life to the fullest since it could have been taken. Here, do this list and report back to me. 1. Slap a stranger in the crotch as hard as you can. 2. Scream Def Leppard lyrics in a crowded mall with your pants down. (preferably something off of high & dry) 3. Flash a high school football team, but have a swaztika drawn on your stomach. 4. Drink crystal and then smash the bottle on a hobo's head. 5. Go try on a diamond necklace at Tiffany's and cup a fart and throw it in the clerk's face. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:40pm - Ma_Dukes ""] i am glad you are all right...and glad to hear that boobs serve another purpose than toys! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:47pm - succubus ""] thanks Ma =) and hooker..i was just planning on getting hammered..hmmm if iwere to only pick 1 of those things to do hmmm have you got another 5 choices? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 19,2005 6:29pm - blue ""] christ, good to you see you survived. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 8:18pm - thedeparted ""] oh i wasnt laughing about the accident, just about the picture. glad you are ok, how is the car? |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 1:16am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] succubus said:thanks Ma =) and hooker..i was just planning on getting hammered..hmmm if iwere to only pick 1 of those things to do hmmm have you got another 5 choices? I'm glad you're okay, and I volunteer to get slapped in the crotch |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 4:26am - Kalopsia ""] glad you're ok carina |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 7:08am - the_reverend ""] her left nipple really hurts... but that injury was sustained after the accident. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 7:15am - DEATH2ALL ""] Glad you're alright. Your lucky, Airbag burns don't hurt as much as kissing a windsheild. Were you wearing your seatbelt? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 8:15am - succubus ""] yep..i have a seat belt burn mark too thanks guys<3 glad i'm ok too |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 10:37am - dirteecrayon nli ""] yikes --- glad to hear you're ok were you wearing one of those ipex bras? ;) |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 1:49pm - succubus ""] wow like...20 people came to our desks to see how we were first they say.."wow you guys sit next to each other too!" then it turns into " so how are you feeling?" then after we say "ok" it turns into ohh "serena and carina" your names rhyme too *sigh* |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 1:51pm - Ma_Dukes ""] kick em in the face,,punch em in the ass!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 1:53pm - succubus ""] i've had insurance people come to my desk and call me (i didn't pick up) they want to know if i'm ok and i am...my bruises are all gone (aaron told me) my neck is a TAD stiff so i might go get a massage but i don't want to get insurance involved and blah |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 1:59pm - Ma_Dukes ""] nude full body massages always help me feel better, i highly recommend them! that should help take care of the stiffness though..hehehehehe. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 2:01pm - timma ""] those airbags fuckin suck man. i crashed my car and the shit knocked me out for a good 10 seconds...burned my arm too from the explosion. pete thought i was dead i think. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 2:25pm - succubus ""] hahaha M Dukes...too bad aaron has his radio show and by the time he gets home he'll be too tired! ah well and timma, air bags do suck! when i got in a head on collision (not my fault, i've posted about it before) and totalled my brand new 3 month old vehicle (a 93 acura) it didn't even have air bags...but i had my seat belt on and it literally saved my life i don't like air bags AT ALL the pain they cause and the ear deafening gunshot BANG ugh and we weren't even going fast... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 2:31pm - Ma_Dukes ""] sucks balls lady. |