So I'm back at work...[views:2800][posts:32]______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 12:10pm - RustedAngel ""] from my 1 month of working from home and I think I have an ear infection now. It feels like my ear is going to explode it's swollen and it's hard to open and close my mouth. Aaron you've had a lot of these from what I remember...does it sound similar, and what should I do? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 12:18pm - the_reverend ""] well, you have fluid trapped behind your ear that has gotten infected. you can try to block your nose and blow hard to get it to pop. I can't do that cause it scares me. other than that... you can go get anti-biotics or something, but if you do have an ear infection, it's probably just and opportunistic bug taking advantage of your immunal compromised state. from your AIDs. Anti-biotics will take 24 hours to start working. and if you are this bad during the day, you're going to had tonight... the doctors will probably give you a percription for anti-biotics, but tell you just to drink a lot of water, take pseudofed, and only get the perscript if you really really need to. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 1:13pm - hoser ""] EWWWW....like what's up with you lately, Tom? You've had all sorts of weird health shit going on....you gonna live?? You've had like Mononucleaidsitis!!! Get cured man....I'm telling ya...people who drink booze don't get sick...it's a natural killer if the fevah!! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 1:15pm - the_reverend ""] I'm telling you it's gAIDs |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 1:18pm - RustedAngel ""] I never get sick usually. I have lately because I have mono and it killed my immune system. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 1:30pm - thedeparted ""] mono is no good. my friend had it, and was drinking while he had it, the dr. was like "if you keep drinking like this, your live may shut down" that night he got wasted and drank out of the toilet ps. there is no moral here |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:10pm - hoser ""] I heard that most people catch mono by sitting on toilet seats. Apparently when they sit down, zits on their butts pop and the infected pus gets on your butthole and the Mono virus crreps into your intestines where mono starts. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:12pm - RustedAngel ""] hahahhahaha |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:30pm - hoser ""] It must be true...my bum is tingling. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:30pm - hoser ""] Ooooh....Ooooh..... Nevermind, I gotta go chuck a gorilla finger. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:31pm - RustedAngel ""] I can't pop my ear. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:33pm - RustedAngel ""] there's a lump behind my ear, this blows. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 3:23pm - nate ""] hoser said:Ooooh....Ooooh..... Nevermind, I gotta go chuck a gorilla finger. got a wee turtle head poking out do ya? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 4:01pm - hoser ""] Phew...sure did!! Oh, and Tom....that lump behind your ear is known as Lymphadenopathy....or swollen lymph node. Nothing to worry about..it's only a sign of viral infections such as Aids, Epstein-Barr, Mono, Meningitis, amongst various cancers and all other sorts of nasty stuff. I hope that ya feel better soon. All of your suffering is making me sick. Just get better dude, and start wrapping your weiner. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 4:04pm - rupturedzine ""] Someone should turn this thread into a grindcore song. But one no longer than 36 seconds. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 4:12pm - hoser ""] Hahahahaha.....I just realized how my last post would make some funny ass lyrics to a song. Someone get Crotchduster on the horn....I may have a song to sell them!! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 4:14pm - rupturedzine ""] hoser said:Hahahahaha.....I just realized how my last post would make some funny ass lyrics to a song. Someone get Crotchduster on the horn....I may have a song to sell them!! perfect. |
| _______________________________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 5:47pm - Ryan from HBBSI still isnt logged in ""] i blame it on generations of health "quick fixes." every time some kid gets a cough its off to the doctor to give your body and immune system a false signal of feelin fine |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 5:48pm - BornSoVile ""] shit tom! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 6:11pm - Hooker nli ""] hoser said:Ooooh....Ooooh..... Nevermind, I gotta go chuck a gorilla finger. TM |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 6:57pm - the_reverend ""] BornSoVile said:shit tom! good advice. I try to all the time |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:40pm - RustedAngel ""] so I got out of work, the swelling began to go down my neck. So I called my docs emergency line and he said that if it's going down my neck I should go to the emergency room. So my lovely girlfriend and I spent about 2 1/2 hours in the emergency room on our 4 month anniversary. Turns out I have both kinds of ear infections, . I got 3 perscriptions, and 6 vicadins to get me through the night or until I get my perscriptions tommorrow. When I start taking the antibiotics tommorrow he said I might get thrush in my throat again since I had it recently. gaaay. Luckily I have insurance so the copay on my emergency visit was $100. Which still sucks ass. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:41pm - BornSoVile ""] noice, Tommy doin some drugs! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 12:30am - RustedAngel ""] normal ear / holy shit ear [img][img] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 12:32am - succubus ""] i'm calling you thomas from now on feel better soon |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 12:40am - timma ""] does the bottom of that paper say "for thrash"? that'd be pretty cool if it did. not really sure why, but yeah. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 3:02pm - RustedAngel ""] succubus said:i'm calling you thomas from now on feel better soon lol...noooooooooo! hahaha, you can if you want. only family can call me that. hah. this shit sucks, I've taken 4 of 6 vicadin's I got and my ear still hurts. I started taking my other antibiotics but no sign of healage yet. first bronchitis in april, mono and laryingitis in june, thrush in july, now 2 infections in one ear. Take note, I want to be buried in a casket that giger carved himself.. :spineyes: |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 3:08pm - rupturedzine ""] thats horrifying. you're a fucking mess. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 3:16pm - the_reverend ""] aids |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 3:27pm - RustedAngel ""] rupturedzine said:thats horrifying. you're a fucking mess. want to know something pretty metal? I had gang green and meningitis when I was a kid which included getting part of my heel cut off, and a spinal tap. :satancross: |
| _______________________________ [Aug 24,2005 3:35pm - hoser ""] DEFEAT YOUR ILLNESS!!!! [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 4:02am - RustedAngel ""] I'm at the ER Again, 4am...My ear isn't getting better, I can hardly hear out of it. My other ear is developing an infection too. jesus. yay for wireless at the hospital. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 4:07am - RustedAngel ""] and my girlfriend rules, she drove me here and hasn't slept yet. |