DONT DRINK AND ATTEMPT TO DRIVE!!!![views:4286][posts:12]__________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 1:47pm - Ma_Dukes ""] according to my local newspaper {The Saratogian} Saturday night a woman placed called for emergency help. After an evening at a wine tasting event, she returned to her car to try to drive home, and when she sat on her seat she sat on a knife that she "forgot" she left there. she had to be taken to saratoga hospital because of the knife stuck in her butt. hmmmm......no comment necessary. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 1:57pm - dan_bloodblister ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:07pm - Mess ""] haha. brilliant |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:08pm - RustedAngel ""] or, don't drink. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:22pm - Lamp ""] Also a good idea. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:24pm - SacreligionNLI ""] yeah...don't drink and hit a state trooper during a blizzard either. . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:27pm - Ma_Dukes ""] that would suck sack. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:28pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it did suck for one fat sac...which is me quite hilarious when i look back on it |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:31pm - the_reverend ""] what about: http://www.thegazettenews.com/absolutenm/t...mplate.asp?articleid=8365&zoneid=25 |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:33pm - SacreligionNLI ""] now that's a quality drunkard |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:34pm - Ma_Dukes ""] hahahaha.sucks to be her |
| ______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:34pm - Lamp ""] You know you fucked up when the "good" news is suffering minor injuries. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 2:38pm - Ma_Dukes ""] i think the worst part would be having my name released with that story |