Vigo the Carpathian Appreciation Thread[views:2656][posts:47]__________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 12:52am - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505. Died 1610. He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. He made a prophecy, just before his head died...his last words were "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back." |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 12:56am - anonymoose ""] hey i saw this guy the other day ...isnt that ...is it ? yeah it is its eric paone! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 12:59am - SacreligionNLI ""] he's vigo! you are like the buzzing of flies to him! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:01am - anonymoose ""] hes dead im not FUCKEM |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:01am - SacreligionNLI ""] "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back." no positive mood slime can stop vigo...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:03am - anonymoose ""] ha ha ha it looks someone hit him in the face with a shovel maybe hed be better off if he just died... |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:04am - SacreligionNLI ""] man he was weakened when that picture was taken...vigo is the most kvlt of all villains and soon the world will be mine and vigos'! ...well mainly vigo's |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:07am - anonymoose ""] you said "mine and vigos"are you like his evil henchman ? do you bring him his walker,and his glasses, you should buy him a hat that would score some brownie points! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:08am - davefromthegrave ""] this is funny because I look a lot like him. well, not in that picture. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:09am - anonymoose ""] davefromthegrave said:this is funny because I look a lot like him. well, not in that picture. if you look like him i really feel for you :bartmoon: |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:11am - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] see he's not so bad of a guy once you get to know him...i think he even did a vagisil commercial once... |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:13am - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] and there ya have it...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM! ZIGGY I ZIGGY! WWWWOW! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:13am - anonymoose ""] ha ha ha i ha ve to be honest he looks alot like me also...hey sacreligion bring me my shoes and my glasses ...im back BABY! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:14am - SacreligionNLI ""] anonymoose said:ha ha ha i ha ve to be honest he looks alot like me also...hey sacreligion bring me my shoes and my glasses ...im back BABY! i wouldn't try that again if i were you...mocking the vigo brings about much sorrow...just ask moldavia |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:15am - anonymoose ""] THIS COMPUTER SAYS I DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO ACCESS THAT LINK WHAT KINDA HALF ASS SHITBAG OPERATION AND I RUNNING OVER HERE?OOPS LEFT THE CAPS ON THERE1 |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:16am - anonymoose ""] who's moldavia ? was that his nurse or something? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:20am - anonymoose ""] and there ya have it...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM! QUOTE] flies buzzing in vagisil? theres a pretty picture |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:21am - davefromthegrave ""] anonymoose said: and there ya have it...YOU ARE LIKE THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO HIM! QUOTE] flies buzzing in vagisil? theres a pretty picture oh, you know my exgirlfriend? |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:22am - davefromthegrave ""] this is the best thread ever |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:27am - anonymoose ""] davefromthegrave said:this is the best thread ever 2nd best thread ever that candy striper one is absolutely hilarious... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:30am - anonymoose ""] i am the great vigo and you will buy me a rascal scooter and some vagisil...THE GRET VIGO HAS SPOKEN! |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:54am - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] dude he's just angry cause he's lost his cat. He misses his kitten |
| __________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 2:17am - brian_dc ""] anything ghostbusters related is the best thread ever |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 1:56pm - SacreligionNLI ""] Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:dude he's just angry cause he's lost his cat. He misses his kitten yes...he suffers from carpathian kitten loss |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 2:00pm - Christraper ""] HE IS VIGO!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 2:19pm - SacreligionNLI ""] vigo should be the singer of carpathian forest even when he talks it's devastating NOW WE BECOME ONE! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 3:07pm - davefromthegrave ""] SacreligionNLI said:[img] see he's not so bad of a guy once you get to know him...i think he even did a vagisil commercial once... [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 3:33pm - SacreligionNLI ""] eee gad |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 4:50pm - the rooster ""] i know a dude who looks EXACTLY like vigo. scary shit. personally i'm a fan of GOZAR THE GOZARIAN (GOZAR THE DESTRUCTOR if you prefer). |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 5:50pm - BornSoVile ""] the part when Yannush has flash light eyes scared the shit out of me when I was younger. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2005 11:01pm - anonymous ""] GODDAMMIT I SAID BRING ME A RASCAL SCOOTER AND SOME VAGISIL NOW!!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 1:41am - SacreligionNLI ""] anonymous said:GODDAMMIT I SAID BRING ME A RASCAL SCOOTER AND SOME VAGISIL NOW!!!!! you will not make such petty requests towards the vigo |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 2:02am - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 2:23pm - SacreligionNLI ""] there surely isn't enough vigo love around these parts |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 3:05pm - Christraper ""] Am I the only one who thought Gozer was kinda hot? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 3:06pm - SacreligionNLI ""] am i the only one who noticed a shocking resemblance between gozer and ivan drago's wife? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 3:14pm - Christraper ""] no idea who that is but id definitely fuck gozer. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 3:59pm - SacreligionNLI ""] ivan drago was the villain from rocky IV |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:03pm - Christraper ""] nope. not a clue. never could understand a word Sylvester said so I never bothered with anything after first blood. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:04pm - SacreligionNLI ""] oh cmon the rocky movies are classics....granted vigo would fuck everyone up but they're still good movies regardless |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:06pm - Christraper ""] By "good" do you mean "terrible"? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:06pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i thought you never bothered with them...how would you know if they're terrible? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:07pm - Christraper ""] I was always a "Have a Care Bear Christmas" kinda guy. That movie rocks. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:08pm - Christraper ""] because i know all |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 1,2005 4:12pm - davefromthegrave ""] SacreligionNLI said:[img] those are 3 ghosts. they're already dead. if they showed up for a deathmatch, they'd all have to forfeit immediately. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 2,2005 2:12pm - SacreligionNLI ""] only slimer is a ghost actualy vigo is a resurrected sorcerer who was once again alive but stopped by egon, ray, venkman, and winston gozer is a babylonian god that can never truly die, but was stopped by the fearsome four with some hollywood magic it's obvious that gozer would take this one home...unless vigo knew of some crazy spell i just went into way too much detail over something that was not at all meant to be taken seriously |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 2,2005 2:14pm - babyshaker ""] dont worry i understand |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 3,2005 1:48am - blow‘n chunks on cunts ""] that is some funny fuckin shit |