beware the dolphins (they're armed and dangerous)[views:1502][posts:7]___________________________________________ [Sep 25,2005 10:06pm - davefromthegrave ""] http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing. Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2005 10:47pm - litacore ""] what can I say . . . but . . . TIKA! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2005 10:53pm - powerkok ""] litacore said:what can I say . . . but . . . TIKA! uhmmm huh? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2005 10:54pm - powerkok ""] Dolphins usually are used to find underwater mines.....I had no idea they were armed with toxic darts......sounds fishy to me...!!!!LOL!!! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 26,2005 9:32am - litacore ""] [img] sharing is lovely |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 26,2005 9:47am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 26,2005 11:42am - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] Anybody else reminded of Austin Powers, with the sharks with lazer beams? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2005 11:55am - litacore ""] *frickin'* lazer beams |