Lords of Chaos, the movie???[views:12945][posts:70]_____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 12:50am - BornSoVile ""] ZU33 Options Lords of Chaos LOS ANGELES, California — April 11, 2005 — ZU33 has recently optioned the award-winning book LORDS OF CHAOS, published by Feral House Press, for a narrative film treatment. Director Hans Fjellestad and Producer Ryan Page are currently working on the screenplay with Writer/Publisher Adam Parfrey. Equal parts music, true crime, occult, and subcultural anthropology, the book by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind chronicles the Norwegian Black Metal music scene in the early 1990's. Since that time, nearly 100 churches have been torched and desecrated by adherents of Black Metal, the most extreme form of underground music on the planet. In an escalating unholy war, Black Metal bands and their obsessive fans have left a grim legacy of suicide, murder and terrorism spreading from Norway to Germany, Russia, America and beyond. The feature film will focus on the relationship between legendary figures Varg Vikernes and Euronymous and the rest of the "Black Circle" as they wage war against the powers that be in their native country. Hans Fjellestad will make his feature film directorial debut with LORDS OF CHAOS after two highly successful and critically acclaimed documentary films, MOOG (2004/Plexifilm) and FRONTIER LIFE (2002/Third World Newsreel). http://www.zu33.com/news/041105.html |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 12:59am - todayistheday ""] haha nice |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:21am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I hope they blow the special effects budget on the Jewish UFOs Varg saw rising out of the mountains. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:31am - DEATH2ALL ""] "jewish UFO's", Wouldn't that be an identified flying object? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:32am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] JEWFOs |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:37am - RichHorror ""] Unidentified Diamond Emporium Object. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 3:45am - anonymous ""] This is great |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 6:24am - DEATH2ALL ""] haha |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 8:17am - dreadkill ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:I hope they blow the special effects budget on the Jewish UFOs Varg saw rising out of the mountains. hahahahahahahahhahaa |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 8:35am - largefreakatzero ""] If this is done right, it could be quite hilarious. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 8:50am - davefromthegrave ""] You do realize that since this is being made in America, it'll have a nu-metal soundtrack, right? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 9:01am - largefreakatzero ""] davefromthegrave said:You do realize that since this is being made in America, it'll have a nu-metal soundtrack, right? Yeah that would figure. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 9:19am - the_reverend ""] the diamond emporium comment rules. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 10:32am - Christraper ""] thats it, im not playing black metal anymore. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 10:38am - Jesus_Slaves ""] i cant wait to see what fucking homos start with the "darkthrone are sellouts or emperor-core is gay". all this is going to do is allow pieces of shit to further pervert the sanctity of one of, if not the most original genre of music. ever. people who think dimmu is gay or if its not Leviathan or Horn of Valerie then its not kvlt, grim, or necro enough. you know who the fuck you are. you have basically ruined yet another awesome concept. congratulations. these assholes that claim that bands like Dimmu or Mayhem are fake, yet if it wasnt for them, your wanna be ass wouldnt be shit. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 10:44am - Christraper ""] Jesus_Slaves said: people who think dimmu is gay or if its not Leviathan or Horn of Valerie then its not kvlt, grim, or necro enough. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Ease up cowboy, I dont remember anyone saying that. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 10:47am - KillerKadoogan ""] Jesus_Slaves said:i cant wait to see what fucking homos start with the "darkthrone are sellouts or emperor-core is gay". all this is going to do is allow pieces of shit to further pervert the sanctity of one of, if not the most original genre of music. ever. people who think dimmu is gay or if its not Leviathan or Horn of Valerie then its not kvlt, grim, or necro enough. you know who the fuck you are. you have basically ruined yet another awesome concept. congratulations. these assholes that claim that bands like Dimmu or Mayhem are fake, yet if it wasnt for them, your wanna be ass wouldnt be shit. please refrain from saying that i have ever had anything to do with dimmu borgir. thank you. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 10:51am - Christraper ""] yea i didnt catch that part either. sorry to break it to you jesus slave but i dont listen to dimmu. its not that difficult to understand. they suck. |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 10:55am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Who the hell is Horn of Valerie. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:00am - Christraper ""] I can only assume that was some sort of jab intended to invoke annoyance but i think its funny because my gf's name is Valorie. Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grim. Dimmu still suck. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] For All Tid and Stormblast are great CDs, fuck the haters. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:15am - paganmegan ""] What the hell is emperor-core??? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:20am - paganmegan ""] This thread is hillarious. Horn of valerie hahahahahahaha Darkthrone rules, mayhem are awesome (with dead or attilla on vocals), quit your whining. |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:30am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Christraper said:I can only assume that was some sort of jab intended to invoke annoyance but i think its funny because my gf's name is Valorie. Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grim. Dimmu still suck. There's no girlfriends in black metal! NO FUN NO MOSH NO GIRLFRIEND NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO DICE:krusty: |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:43am - Christraper ""] I guess ill have to dump her in the name of black metal or something. Since when is my band the end-all be-all of grimness? We dont even wear corpsepaint. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 11:57am - swamplorddvm ""] This could be cool. But it spawn a shit load of 16 yearold BM fans in suburbs across the country. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 12:14pm - Christraper ""] its gonna be retarded. theres no way around it. theres absolutely no way this movie is ever going to be cool in any way. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 12:50pm - Kinslayer ""] Whats the fucking point? To turn more 14 year old goth kids and faggot losers onto a musical genre that they think is some fucking trend or a joke and just polute the scene (for lack of a better word) more than it already is?? That's all Lords Of Chaos did as a book... |
| _______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 12:54pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Christraper said:I guess ill have to dump her in the name of black metal or something. Since when is my band the end-all be-all of grimness? We dont even wear corpsepaint. I don't know ask Jesus Slaves, that dude ascribed your grimness. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:16pm - BSV ""] Jesus Slaves, we've been through this before the first two Dimmu records are great-the rest suck. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:24pm - Abbath ""] Christraper said:its gonna be retarded. theres no way around it. theres absolutely no way this movie is ever going to be cool in any way. ^agreed, this is going to be lame, mainstream just keeps on trying their hardest to pollute bm |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:26pm - Christraper ""] where the fuck have you been??? |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:28pm - Abbath ""] Christraper said:where the fuck have you been??? oh just avoiding the internet like the plauge, working on music.... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:29pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] naw Dimmu fucking rules |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:37pm - Christraper ""] OH! I get it. So because I think Dimmu sucks that means that I hate them because they arent as grim as my band or something? Get over it. I think Dimmu suck because they look like rammstein only gayer. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:39pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] This movie isn't exactly all that timely either. Look at the actual good genre films like "Style Wars" which were released within 5 years of the events in the film. When did this shit happen, 11-16 years ago? Plus, music films generally work much better as documentaries. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:41pm - Christraper ""] yea this is gonna be stupid. i bet theyll cast Matt Damon as Varg |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:42pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I'm willing to bet that this will be straight to video with a bunch of no name actors. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:45pm - Abbath ""] Christraper said:yea this is gonna be stupid. i bet theyll cast Matt Damon as Varg hahahhahah i was going to say ben affleck |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:46pm - Christraper ""] Ashton Koochie as Euronymous |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:47pm - Christraper ""] Leonardo Decaprio as Dead |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:48pm - Christraper ""] Keanu Reeves as Hellhammer |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:49pm - anonymous ""] I think it's a good idea. I think it will be done well because Adam Parfrey of Feral House will play a role in overseeing the whole film. Anything that attracts people to anti christian idealogy is great. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:49pm - Christraper ""] They gotta have that Stiffler kid from american pie inthere somewhere. And ben Stiller and that other dude. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:49pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] From the Director of Mona Lisa Smile |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:50pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Soundtrack featuring Roadrunner and Victory Records artists. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:51pm - Abbath ""] dave chappelle as fenriz |
| ______________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:52pm - BSV ""] Darkthrone never sold out. Mayhem is awesome-Declaration is weird. Satyricon is a band that is a strong canidate for selling out, but most bm heads really just don't care to waste time talking about it. The whole notion that elite fans only talk shit about bands is total bullshit-you mention of HOV for example, everytime we hang out we talk ALOT more about bands we like more than bands we hate. I can't figure out what's worse-the rare occasional snotty elitist post or the totally numb ignorant psuedo fan post. You guys really think they'll cast parts for this? That never dawned on me, I thought the only way to make this happen was to do a documentary. We shall see. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] WeeMan as It |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:55pm - Abbath ""] arnold schwarzenegger as abbath |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:55pm - Christraper ""] Either that or Mini-Me |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:56pm - anonymous ""] If Adam Parfrey is involved with the film it will be done well... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 1:57pm - Christraper ""] done well like a 'saved by the bell' episode |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:03pm - anonymous ""] http://www.dilettantepress.com/Essayisthtdocs/Adam_Parfrey.html |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:08pm - paganmegan ""] Sharon Stone will play Varg's mom |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:10pm - Abbath ""] Christraper said:done well like a 'saved by the bell' episode ohhhhhhhhhhh snap attack |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:13pm - anonymous ""] This is funny. Everyone will bitch about this but then will be the first in line at the theater. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:19pm - paganmegan ""] to see what a train wreck it will be there are virtually no females mentioned in the book, so there won't be room for any teen movie bimbos. They'll probably invent a role so jessica alba can show her boobs for no reason |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:25pm - anonymous ""] It wont be a hollywood style film. Does anyone know who Adam Parfrey is? |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:42pm - davefromthegrave ""] Christraper said:I guess ill have to dump her in the name of black metal or something. Since when is my band the end-all be-all of grimness? We dont even wear corpsepaint. sex > black metal. fag. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 2:48pm - Christraper ""] davefromthegrave said:Christraper said:I guess ill have to dump her in the name of black metal or something. Since when is my band the end-all be-all of grimness? We dont even wear corpsepaint. sex > black metal. fag. You just dont understand the importance of being grim and stuff. Sex makes people happy therfore its bad. Not "bad" like good but "bad" as in not good. Im a virgin. Thats the only way to be troo. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 3:18pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Euronymous only liked anal sex. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 3:37pm - Christraper ""] Yea but see he LIKED it. That means it made him happy. Happy is bad and not black metal in the least. You have to be like Horn Of Valerie and not have any sense of humor whatsoever. Because as we all know that if it doesnt sound like Leviathan or HOV then its crap. You can wear as much makeup, spandex, train conductor hats, and hardcore x's as you want so long as youre not enjoying yourself and you sound exactly like HOV or Leviathan. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 3:41pm - anonymous ""] Too long, no read. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 28,2005 4:00pm - BSV ""] I <3 Jay |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 4:09pm - paganmegan ""] hahahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 4:29pm - Josh_Martin ""] paganmegan said:They'll probably invent a role so jessica alba can show her boobs for no reason I might go see it if they do that. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2005 4:37pm - Christraper ""] BSV said:I <3 Jay Werd. Josh is my honky. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 29,2005 2:41am - disgust ""] How many of you so called black metal people really want to see the destruction of a christian world? How many of you want your little sub culture all to yourselves in order to keep your pretentious self righteousness? You make me sick.. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 29,2005 6:19am - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:the diamond emporium comment rules. I love you. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 29,2005 8:52am - largefreakatzero ""] disgust said:How many of you so called black metal people really want to see the destruction of a christian world? How many of you want your little sub culture all to yourselves in order to keep your pretentious self righteousness? You make me sick.. Varg? Is that you? |