hilarious thoughts on masturbation.[views:1828][posts:8]______________________________ [Oct 18,2005 9:29pm - wade ""] i click on a supposed link to the band Skull Farmer and end up with i guess a mormon site, hah. one highlight: We are taught that our bodies are temples of God, and are to be clean so that the Holy Ghost may dwell within us. Masturbation is a sinful habit that robs one of the Spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is not physically harmful unless practiced in the extreme. It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God, and defeats the gospel plan. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 18,2005 9:34pm - anonymous ""] dont they have seven wives, who would need to jerk off |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 18,2005 9:38pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, they would have to separate out their spunk for each of the 7 to get their share. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 19,2005 12:35am - anonymous ""] exactly, i mean thats quite a workload to have time for your right hand |
| ________________________________ [Oct 19,2005 12:36am - jesus ""] sorry, both was i nli, damn mormons |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 19,2005 1:14am - Al_Ravage ""] You realize that the man who is responsible for executing and enforcing all laws in this state believes all that crap...or probably doesn't actually - but pretends to - which is even worse... god bless america. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 19,2005 10:33am - Yeti ""] mastvrbation is kvlt and grim |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 19,2005 10:40am - the_reverend ""] lord help me for I did not sin last night. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 19,2005 10:41am - succubus ""] well... nm |