Ashlee simpson's dad is a pervert[views:5025][posts:20]_______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 11:11am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 11:15am - Ionsphere ""] HAHAAHAH what!?!?!? id bang out his daughter with him |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:35pm - dirteecrayon ""] he made a comment awhile back about jessica having really big boobs he use to be a youth minister! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:35pm - wade nli ""] uh oh. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:40pm - succubus ""] pervert? that's the least of all his issues he's money hungry and makes his daughters do whatever he wants "wear shorter skirts" "buy that push up bra!" he makes me sick and Jessica is just dumb (and i used to think sweet, but nowadays she acts like an egotistical bitch) and ashee is so damned insecure does whatever to please her daddy on another note, i can't see the pic unfortunately... |
| ______________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:41pm - mOe ""] yea, i'm not gettin here either |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:42pm - succubus ""] i read this from the same site (funny): Ashlee Simpson was spotted kissing two different people on Tuesday during the launch of her new album I Am Me at the exclusive PM Lounge in New York. Unfortunately, there's still no explanation as to why either of them would be willing to make out with Ashlee in the first place. My best guess is that the first guy had her confused with Jessica Simpson, and once he realized he had the wrong sister he each took off, desperate to wash the lack of talent off his lips. As for the second guy, he was probably just some random blind dude who wanted to get some action from a hot party chick. Either way, there must have been some confusion about her identity going on, since nobody would knowingly kiss the living manifestion of annoyance. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:51pm - dirteecrayon ""] succubus said: he's money hungry yup, he's the one that pitched the newlywed idea to mtv he's managing the career of ryan cabrera[sp] and producing a reality show on E about celebrity cattle drives i'm such a nerd :/ |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:52pm - KeithMutiny ""] id do her. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 1:05pm - intricateprocess ""] its so unfortunate people care so much about this shit. but she can sleep over my house anytime |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 1:09pm - babyshaker ""] dirteecrayon said:succubus said: he's money hungry yup, he's the one that pitched the newlywed idea to mtv he's managing the career of ryan cabrera[sp] and producing a reality show on E about celebrity cattle drives i'm such a nerd :/ theres enough celebrity cattle drives to merit a show about them? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 1:13pm - the_reverend ""] succubus said:her new album I Am What My Dad Says |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 1:15pm - dirteecrayon ""] its a bunch of spoiled kids with famous parents who are on a cattle drive for charity. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 1:17pm - babyshaker ""] they should brand the celebs |
| __________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 7:14pm - Dankill ""] If cattle drive is code for orgy, i'm down for that show. Joe Simpson is creepy and hilarious in a stagedad way on par with me laughing my ass off during the part in that god awful movie "Fame" where the girl goes to a movie audition, but finds out it's just a perv that tricks her into taking off her top. It goes a lil something like this..... Perv: Ohhhhh yea baby, that's hot. Girl: sob sob sob Funny and erotic. That makes up for having to sit through that shit in high school music class |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 7:19pm - shrapnel ! ""] you wanna be a star don'tcha |
| __________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 7:25pm - Dankill ""] Do I have ta? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 7:31pm - shrapnel ! ""] yeah, yeah take it off ! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 7:35pm - Dankill ""] That's some pole raisin musical cinema if I ever saw it. Next, I gotta get that movie "Hardcore" where George C. Scott watches his daughter get the shit fucked outta her in a grimmy 70s porn house. "Turn it off.......Turn it off.......Turn it OFFFFFFFFF! TURN IT OFF! ::sobbing:: Turn it oooooffffff" |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 7:40pm - shrapnel ! ""] oh such a pioneer |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 10:59pm - Dankill ""] damn right "I'm Big Dick Black!" |