and now for something completely different[views:2453][posts:6]________________________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 12:39am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] "Adults and kids expecting to watch Disney's G-rated animated flick at the AMC Empire 25 theater on 42nd St. were instead presented with a foreign film that opened with a young man committing suicide." ... "Terrified children didn't know what to do as they watched a young boy hang himself from a tree at the 8:45 p.m. screening." |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 12:43am - KeithMutiny ""] that is brilliant |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 12:43am - Simply A Sadist ""] I hope that shit was in 3-D! |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 1:22am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Two Panthers cheerleaders arrested NFL.com wire reports TAMPA (Nov. 7, 2005) -- Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line. Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Nov. 6. Witnesses said the women were having sex with each other in a stall at the club in the Channelside district. They were kicked off the team Nov. 7 for violating a signed code that bans conduct embarrassing to the team or organization, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said. Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa. Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for the Nov. 6 game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be. Detectives were trying to determine how Thomas got the driver's license of a third cheerleader. Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged with giving a false name and causing harm to another -- a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy. Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The Panthers cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 1:28am - dwellingsickness ""] stupid chicks |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 3:10am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] 13th Amendment: Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 8,2005 10:07am - slowlypeelingtheflesh nli ""] that was so funny I got a good laugh |