Random facts about Dan Robinson[views:12147][posts:39]____________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:18pm - SeedBassist ""] Hey everyone, i've been noticing the new obsession with the frequent facts about Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel. I was sitting and talking with Anthony Simone (he plays session drums for coffin birth, and is in a few other projects), and we thought it would be funny to do the same thing about someone in the metal community, so we decided on Dan Robinson from Shroud of Bereavement, as many people know and respect Dan and his music. We compiled this list in about 30-45 minutes last night, and we hope you enjoy. Some of you may think it's funny, some of you may think it's just retarded and so are we. Well, the answer is really both. So here it is: Random facts about Dan Robinson: Dan Robinson can lay 56 bricks in 1 hour, yet he refuses to play above the tempo of 56 bpm Dan Robinson ate the cure for cancer All the members of Amon Amarth combine to make Dan Robinson Dan Robinson actually writes thrash metal........he just smoked some extremely good weed as a teenager, the effects are still lasting Aids is just a bunch of tiny Dan Robinson’s that get into your bloodstream and doom your immune system to death Dan Robinson has an uncanny ability to eat blue cheese, but only if provoked by ferrets Mark Guy once questioned Dan Robinson's ability as a tr00 d00m metaller, Dan responded by infecting Mark with tapeworm, which is why he's so skinny Dan Robinson was the original songwriter for "wake me up, before you go go" but the song was originally titled, Knuckle fucker Little known fact: Dan Robinson is the Santa clause at the local mall during Christmas time. Dan Robinson is responsible for starting the slave trade, coincidentally; he is a long time fan of 50 cent. Dan Robinson did not kill Kenny Dan Robinson did in fact, put “the bone inside her” Anthony Simone never ended up drumming for Shroud of Bereavement because Dan Robinson ate him for playing too fast Contrary to popular belief, Trix are also for Dan Robinson Dan Robinson once had an eating contest with Gene Hoglan, but took 3224 days to eat the very same hot dog gene ate in .024 seconds, yet won because he’s Dan Robinson Dan Robinson: That’s what it means to be from Maine Dan Robinson doesn't care about black people Fun fact: Dan Robinson was in the original starting lineup for the Lakers Dan Robinson is the REAL Dread Pirate Roberts Little known fact: Shrek was not a computer generated character, but was in fact Dan Robinson after obtaining food poisoning Dan Robinson created metalcore for his own amusement……….the key word being AMUSEMENT Dan Robinson writes music in 2 speeds: Slow and.....................oh wait, just slow Dan Robinson is tougher than Vin Diesel It has been said that knowing is half the battle........the other half is Dan Robinson When people say that Dan Robinson IS Shroud of Bereavement, they're not kidding, Dan clones himself 6 times, with each clone taking a different form and instrument Dan Robinson eats exactly 2 ham and mortar sandwiches between each chord change in Shroud songs Dan Robinson doesn’t actually write his own music, he pays George Michaels who happens to be secretly a neo-classical doom metal master Terri Schaivo went into a coma because Dan Robinson showed her a Shroud song and she didn't take a snack break during the song Dan Robinson was paid to create Shroud of Bereavement by pharmaceutical companies that were trying to find the cure for insomnia Its a well known fact, the average scholar can read approx. 5.7 pages of the Great Gatsby in between each snare hit in a Shroud song Dan Robinson is the only person to ever land a roundhouse kick to the face of Chuck Norris It wasn’t Varg that killed Euronymous; Dan Robinson took the form of Varg, killed Euronymous, ate his soul, and changed back to Dan Robinson It takes Dan Robinson an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes Dan Robinson doesn’t taste the rainbow, he writes insanely slow music Dan Robinson actually goes on vacation to Florida during synth breaks when Shroud plays live Dan Robinson stole the cookies from the cookie jar but neglected to eat them, for he was too busy “absolving sorrow” Dan Robinson is Bob Barker in disguise (see “Dread Pirate Roberts”) Dan Robinson has a hunger that only 3 and a half buffalo and a Little Debbie snack cake can satisfy Dan is all that is Robinson Dan Robinson once wrote a self help book called Cloud of Achievement The WWF based the Ultimate Warrior on Dan Robinson Vin diesel is just a rip-off of Dan Robinson, who is a rip-off of Woody Allen Dan Robinson is above the rules of grammar The Anal Cunt song “I pushed your wife in front of a subway” is actually a tale of how some lady told Dan Robinson doom metal sucks. What’s the difference between Dan Robinson and Michael Jackson? Dan Robinson plays heavy metal and Michael Jackson fucks kids. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:20pm - sever ""] Anthony Simone is a woogabooga and should go play in traffic. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:22pm - DreamingInExile ""] AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA touche! |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:23pm - Tsectpathogen ""] ADDING TO THIS LIST IS ENCOURAGED |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:26pm - DreamingInExile ""] KEEP IN MIND PEOPLE!!!! this was done in good humor... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:46pm - largefreakatzero ""] Bwahahahaaha -- awesome! |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 4:50pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""] I liked the one how Dan takes a vacation to florida |
| __________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 5:06pm - dyingmuse ""] that is fucking awesome! you guys rock! holy shit, i am still laughing mark had to call and make me read this, thais is too much!!!! i think i am honored! \m/ thanks guys, DOOM ON!!!!!!!! ohh, and i am the cookie monster |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 5:07pm - DreamingInExile ""] AHAHAHAHAHA BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 5:25pm - dyingmuse ""] indeed! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 5:41pm - dreadkill ""] so funny. these are all true, except for the one about dan landing a roundhouse kick to the face of chuck norris. dan's awesome, but no man could ever land a kick to the mighty beard of chuck norris. good job on these facts. i thought they were really funny. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 9,2005 6:29pm - nate ""] It is also an unknown fact that when casting for the Lord Of The Rings began they were actually trying to get a hold of Dan for the human role but couldn't find him so they decided to go with Vigo Mortensen instead. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 9:37pm - dyingmuse ""] ha ha ha! yeah well, i turned the lotr staff down....not enough money really. but i did however play in the 13th warrior as the viking king |
| _______________________________ [Nov 9,2005 9:38pm - reuben ""] you forgot that he smells like a hippy |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 9:39pm - the_reverend ""] two words "third test-tickle" woogabooga. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 9:47pm - dyingmuse ""] ha ha ha...ahh and yeah i am a secret hippy with 3 balls...lol can't you tell from all my tye died shirts, bell bottoms and extra large buldges |
| _______________________________ [Nov 9,2005 10:00pm - sever ""] I still say Anthony Simone is a WoogaBooga. Oh, and he sucks at drums. Seriously. I mean come on. He sucks. ... ... LOL SAUSAGE |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 10:05pm - dyingmuse ""] yeah, he's just way too fast, very woogaBooga ish |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 10:39pm - SeedBassist ""] dyingmuse said:yeah, he's just way too fast, very woogaBooga ish He is indeed way too fast, which, as the list tells us, is why Dan Robinson had no choice but to eat him. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 10:46pm - dyingmuse ""] my gut moves at incredible rates |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 10:47pm - SeedBassist ""] dyingmuse said:my gut moves at incredible rates And your gut isn't even triggered! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 11:16pm - DreamingInExile ""] SeedBassist said:dyingmuse said:my gut moves at incredible rates And your gut isn't even triggered! no, but his gut is WoogaBooga :spineyes: |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2005 11:26pm - SeedBassist ""] DreamingInExile said:SeedBassist said:dyingmuse said:my gut moves at incredible rates And your gut isn't even triggered! no, but his gut is WoogaBooga :spineyes: Not nearly as Woogabooga as j00! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 7:37am - dyingmuse ""] ha ha ha |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 8:04am - DreamingInExile ""] the infection of the WoogaBooga is spreading.... |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 8:57am - dyingmuse ""] dan robinson is not woogaBooga dan robinson has a 12 inch penis |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 9:02am - the_reverend ""] dan robinson likes to talk about himself which is wicked woogabooga. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 9:09am - dyingmuse ""] lol i guess you had to be there, about the 12 inch penis thing...we have this song that goes with it...it's a riot! if i had a 12 inch penis i would not be here posting, i would be blowing myself lol!!!! woogaBooga!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 10:27am - SeedBassist ""] dyingmuse said:dan robinson is not woogaBooga dan robinson has a 12 inch penis Dan Robinson put his 12-inch penis into "Willard's Hole" |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 10:32am - DreamingInExile ""] AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT!!! In the new WoogaBooga tradition :newhorns: |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 4:09pm - DreamingInExile ""] bumping for the comedic value! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 10,2005 7:25pm - dreadkill ""] dan robinson tried to get woogabooga with chuck norris so chuck stared at dan's testicles until they exploded. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 11:12pm - anonymous ""] Bump |
| _________________________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 11:14pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] i love the part about writing thrash but having smoked weed hahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 11:31pm - dyingmuse ""] Ha ha ha, I found this on a random search and when I went to post I was annonymous. Weird. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 1:01am - the tax man ""] dan robinson says he wants to play madden at 1 a.m. but never shows up because he knows he will lose |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 1:31am - the_reverend ""] last time I saw dan he not only agree that he was a woman, but that he has a b'gina. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 7:08am - sever nli ""] WOOGABOOGA! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 8:58am - toc nli ""] "It takes Dan Robinson an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes" fucking genius |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 10:47am - dyingmuse ""] TOC: Ha ha ha ha hah a!!!!! That is pretty good TTM: DM is the pussy, who has to cheat on Madden 07, and I called you last night! By the way, Halo 3 tonight nigga!!!!!!! If I get my check before the bank closes that is! |