I am 1/16 African...[views:1849][posts:12]____________________________________ [Nov 13,2005 7:59pm - infoterror ""] The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to kill myself, but I don't want to do it without taking down the enemies of common sense, e.g. liberals, Christians, Jews, businessmen, neoconservatives, Wiccans and Buddhists. Someone recommended a suicide bombing, but I don't want my friends and family to think I was a Muslim. I guess I'll have to leave a lengthy note and make sure there are lots of casualties. God, I cannot believe this. I'm 6.23% Black, as in African-American. If I don't kill myself, maybe I can get money from the government. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2005 8:01pm - anonymous ""] Welcome to the club. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 13,2005 8:39pm - jake ""] nigger! |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 13,2005 8:40pm - PatMeebles ""] how the hell do they figure stuff like that out? |
| ______________________________________________________________ [Nov 13,2005 8:49pm - babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH if this is true its fuckign awesome HAHAHAHA what will they think at anus.com |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 13,2005 11:09pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] you must have a huge fucking dick |
| ______________________________________________________________________ [Nov 13,2005 11:14pm - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Nov 14,2005 11:55am - mOe ""] well, being that i've been telling you to die for months now, i think this is all for the best |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 14,2005 12:21pm - Christraper ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 14,2005 12:45pm - the_reverend ""] moe, you talking to a brothah like that? I'm guessing this is probably a joke. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 14,2005 12:51pm - soloman ""] so they can test you for negro these days. fascinating. |
| ______________________________________________________________________ [Nov 14,2005 12:54pm - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] moes the whitest black dude i know |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 14,2005 1:19pm - the_reverend ""] don't pick on him, he's from dirty jersey. the black dudes down there don't have any rolemodels so they rely on Fresh Prince reruns. couldn't you tell by his halloween outfit? [img] |