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So this explains where Tom Coocher (Rusted Angel) has been....

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[Nov 14,2005 11:28pm - xmikex ""]
He's been testifying at the Supreme Metal Council in Iceland
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365
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[Nov 15,2005 8:07am - DreamingInExile ""]
AHAHAHAHA, I love the part about the indictment of Lars Ulrich:

"The SMC has experienced deep ideological rifts in the past that have affected its ability to make strong decisions, most notably during the lengthy trial and eventual sentencing of Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, who was indicted in 2004 on charges of cutting his hair, pussing out on Napster, and contributing to the original motion-picture soundtrack of Mission: Impossible 2."

I could see Tom ending up on this council someday... but only after bludgeoning Nikki Sixx to death with a guitar, for being a "Glam Rock Pussy, and not being TRULY metal at all"

:newhorns:
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[Nov 15,2005 8:12am - the_reverend ""]
I was hoping this would be that picture of lynchiewith the photoshopped gay porn
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[Nov 15,2005 8:42am - RustedAngel ""]
the_reverend said:I was hoping this would be that picture of lynchiewith the photoshopped gay porn


hahahahaha
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[Nov 15,2005 8:46am - RustedAngel ""]
WHO WILL SMC JUDGE NEXT?

you, because you have a girlfriend and brush your teeth.
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[Nov 15,2005 2:11pm - RustedAngel ""]
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