NEWS: God announces "Babies just shouldn't have a right to live"[views:3177][posts:13]_________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 9:22am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] New York, New York - At a press conference in Manhattan today, God announced that no babies shall have the right to live. Using terms like, "Okey-Dokey-Abortion" and hammering critics with phrases such as, "Shut the fuck up, I hate babies you cunt smellers", God went into gory details about how babies were an accidental side effect of humans he never intended. "Really, I didn't know these little pieces of hoobastank were gonna shoot out of the gizzy hole," God said in response to a question from reporter on why God would make something he didn't want to exist, "I thought all that would come out of there would be hot sex." Jesus could not be reached for comment. |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 9:44am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] god sounds like a real chauvinist, huh? yeesh! |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 12:48pm - backalleyabortionist ""] sounds perfect. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 1:09pm - Ma_Dukes ""] hmmmmm..... |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 1:10pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 2:26pm - HailTheLeaf ""] ...and abortions for all... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 2:28pm - dreadedsilence ""] abortions for some, mini american flags for everyone else |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 6:47pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments what's the matter Sean, can't read the name of who originated that Sisto post? |
| _________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 7:02pm - soloman ""] i doubt God actually said that. |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 2:25am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:whiskey_weed_and_women said:whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments what's the matter Sean, can't read the name of who originated that Sisto post? that has nothing to do with it, joe posted how many times in that thread and you posted how many times in that thread. yeah settle down over there or the punx might get you |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 7:03am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:the_taste_of_cigarettes said:whiskey_weed_and_women said:whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments what's the matter Sean, can't read the name of who originated that Sisto post? that has nothing to do with it, joe posted how many times in that thread and you posted how many times in that thread. yeah settle down over there or the punx might get you sometimes I think you think you're being funny but you just come across as antagonistic. |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 10:42am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] sometimes i wonder if you'll just lighten up and not be so pompous...but hey everybodies gotta have a hobby. i like collecting outragous hats :spineyes: |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 11:21am - KillerKadoogan ""] HE'S USING BIG WORDS! pompous motherfucker... |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 11:46am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] KillerKadoogan said:HE'S USING BIG WORDS! pompous motherfucker... LOUD NOISES |