PORPHYRIA NOT METAL 'LOOKING' ENOUGH FOR DEEPSEND RECORDS...[views:28801][posts:124]______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:14pm - RustedAngel ""] Check this hillarious shit out, I got a message from DEEPSEND RECORDS over myspace saying they dug our music and how we were just the band they were looking to pick up. Well he's recieved the disc now and apparently he has now seen photographs of us live and doesn't feel we fit the 'look' of the rest of his roster (which consists of bands I've never heard of or anyone mention ever). Here's the most recent snippet of conversation between our vocalist Tim and Graham from DEEPSEND. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: tim Date: Nov 27, 2005 8:21 AM Hi, This is Tim singer of Porphyria. As I understand you guys took some interest in our band and requested our EP. I sent it out this past monday and I am writing to make sure that you have received. Hit me back when you get a free chance and let me know that you got OK and what you think about it. Thanks again, timmy ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Deepsend Records Date: Nov 27, 2005 1:23 PM To be completely honest with you dude, we like the music your band plays. But, we're undecided as of right now whether we want to go down this road right now. First off, our opinion of the band was misconstrued from the moment we saw the actual cd and the clearly juvenlie scripture written on it, not to mention the whole bandana and formal attire at live events. You guys might be playing this all off as a joke and poking fun at the whole fashioncore scene thats completely plagued the entire US this past year, but we won't be the label to bring that sort of juvenile fashion bullshit to the death metal scene. It has no place in extreme music. Now like I said, we don't know you guys personally nor have we actually seen any of your shows, so maybe this is all water under the bridge by now. But judging by the slew of pictures taken by RTTP, it still could be occuring now. It's little shit like this that's keeping a lot of very talented bands like Porphyria unknown by the masses and not signed like you should be. We'll get back to you at a later date. We just need some time to soak this all in. Let me know when you guys are playing and perhaps we'll stop in and check it out. -Graham- www.deepsend.com ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: tim The whole "formal" attire thing from the last show was because I had a "formal" dinner before the show in NH and didn't have time to go home and get changed into a more "scene" appropriate outfit. As far as the bandana thing goes, if me wearing bandana is the deciding factor of us getting picked up by you guys than I have to say that's pretty sad. If image takes precedence over the music in your organization than you might as well just start signing hardcore/ozzfest bands. I'm glad you like the music but from what you're saying you might as well ask us to go out and get some longhaired wigs and Motorhead shirts, wait that's too scene trendy, um........oh I know, Dark Funeral shirts. :spineyes: |
___________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:18pm - largefreakatzero ""] He's right, you guys need cooler outfits. Hahaha, what a dildo. |
___________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:18pm - brian_dc ""] wow...you guys are too good for shit like that... NEXT. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:22pm - dreadkill ""] i met that guy once. one of my friends was friends with him. seemed like an alright guy, but that's pretty gay that he doesn't think you look metal enough to be signed. i've heard bands that i liked and then found out that they didn't "look metal", but i still liked the band. |
_____________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha wait, didn't Graham do clean singing for an Automata recording? |
________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:31pm - tomx ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man i told you not to waste your time with that homo, tommy. like i said, who is on their label that is actually good? ... ....... yeah. thats what i thought. nothing comes to mind. no one gives a shit about vulgar pigeons or rebreather. the only band they ever had that was worth anything was saprogenic, and they left. and im sorry you all arent 35, have long hair and beer guts, shitty tattoos and are frumpily dressed in poor-fitting leather jackets and way-too-huge deicide shirts. because, you know, thats what you have to look like to play metal. so i guess deepsend wouldnt sign such stupid looking bands as necrophagist, arsis, or guttural secrete either. fuck that stupid asshole and his go-nowhere label. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:36pm - Nate nli ""] This is fucked, even if he does make an offer do not sign with him. A friend of mines band was on the label and left since they were unhappy with the way things got done. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:37pm - dreadkill ""] i'm sure you guys will find a more fitting label to put out your stuff. it's not like deepsend is a big deal or anything. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:39pm - dreadkill ""] vulgar pigeons is the only band i've heard of on that label. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:40pm - Nate nli ""] The only band I liked on the label was Suture from NOLA. |
_____________________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:41pm - Timmy Porphyria (yeah the singer) ""] dreadkill said:i'm sure you guys will find a more fitting label to put out your stuff. it's not like deepsend is a big deal or anything. yeah but still, it's not like offers are pouring in left and right, it just sucks that someone that sucks so much would take an interest in us. ha ha |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:44pm - Hooker nli ""] hhaha that's gold. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:44pm - dreadkill ""] ha, yeah that does suck. you'll probably get on a bigger label though. you guys have a good following. |
________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:46pm - tomx ""] oh yeah, suture was on deepsend...then they bailed and hopped onto amputated vein. hahahahahaha |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:48pm - thedeparted ""] thats funny, fuck them, they dont sound too professional for label. just take pics of you guys in tight black wrangler jeans, wigs, and blood all over your faces and give him a fake band name, send the same music, and write.... "we thought about what you said..." |
________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:49pm - tomx ""] DONT FORGET WHITE CONVERSE HI-TOPS |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 12:51pm - thedeparted ""] exactly, youre getting it now huge white reboks or something |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:00pm - the_reverend ""] graham has some of the most rediculous stories ever. they usually start with a stripper and end with something at a hotel being ruined. I've been saying for about a year now that porphyria needs a better look going on. either shit or get off the suicidal tendencies kick. once, shawn cut his hair.. I was like.. "wtf!?!" just like that "WTF!?! do they think they are decapitated?" |
__________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:04pm - Aegathis ""] Hahha oh man, this is why i keep hounding my band about growing their hair,hah. This is sad man, isnt there enough bands out there though that follow the whole attire/image thing that this guy is after? |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:04pm - RustedAngel ""] [img] "Sicker than an aids clinic"...ummm who's juvenile again? |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:08pm - RustedAngel ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:hahaha wait, didn't Graham do clean singing for an Automata recording? hahaha! that wouldn't suprise me! |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:14pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:20pm - anonymous ""] i dont see how they are wrong! |
___________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:24pm - dreadkill ""] we only have one guy with long hair in our band. we only got him so metalheads would take us seriously. :bartmoon: |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:25pm - RustedAngel ""] tomx said:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man i told you not to waste your time with that homo, tommy. like i said, who is on their label that is actually good? haha, exactly right Tombo! I thought the same thing before he even first approached us when I came across his label sometime ago and was just like who the fuck are these bands? No offense to any of the bands btw, but I've just never heard nor seen any of the bands on the label mentioned anywhere. It's funny because he seemed really serious when talking to us and made it clear that we would need to TOUR if he's going to put any effort into us which is understandable. But like, I've never seen or heard any band on Deepsend ever playing any shows around here. It must be ultra underground kvlt "we only play deep in the woods" shows that I've missed. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:26pm - RustedAngel ""] Nate nli said:This is fucked, even if he does make an offer do not sign with him. A friend of mines band was on the label and left since they were unhappy with the way things got done. cool, thanks for the heads up. neeeeext. |
__________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:26pm - Aegathis ""] dreadkill said:we only have one guy with long hair in our band. we only got him so metalheads would take us seriously. :bartmoon: man i wish that worked for us |
__________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:32pm - powerkok ""] Timmy Porphyria said:yeah but still, it's not like offers are pouring in left and right, it just sucks that someone that sucks so much would take an interest in us. ha ha BAHAHAHAHA, well put. Maybe you should wear a cowboy hat, and a bandana around your face, like an old western gunslinger, for the next show! |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:33pm - anonymous ""] Nick is fashion core!!! He is GREEK!!!!1111 |
_______________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:35pm - tomx ""] GREEK = FALSE |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:42pm - RustedAngel ""] BEFORE (scenesterfest 2005): [img] [img] AFTER (kvlt tr00 deepsend makeover): [img] [img] |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:47pm - RustedAngel ""] the bandana in question....(OMFG!) [img] |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 1:56pm - the_reverend ""] "you're the one who's crazy! you're driving me crazy!" |
__________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 2:06pm - litacore ""] I'll have to make sure I wear a prom dress at the next Hekseri show WHAT, NO CORSAGE MOTHERFUCKERS??? |
________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 2:07pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] litacore said:I'll have to make sure I wear a prom dress at the next Hekseri show WHAT, NO CORSAGE MOTHERFUCKERS??? wow for real, i am so there then !!! :bartmoon: |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 2:08pm - RustedAngel ""] with these looks it's amazing deepsend signed them! http://www.deepsend.com/artistDetails.cfm?AID=4 [img] |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 2:10pm - RustedAngel ""] another funny fact, it's also funny that he said in multiple messages to tell him about shows and he might come check us out...well I did that and he also can just go to our profile and/or webpage to check out shows. Yet he continues to ask. Maybe I should have hand delivered him a list of shows to show how important his interest was to us. :spineyes: |
________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 2:11pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] naw a lot of people do that, it's retarded people ask us all the time when were playing out. i just ask them if they know we have a website. |
__________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 2:53pm - davefromthegrave ""] you guys wanna borrow my crotchless squirrel costume for your next show? It makes me really popular, I bet it would work for you too. |
______________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:10pm - BSV ""] I've heard some weird stories bout them denying bands after expressing interest...fucking grahm was in draw blood. |
______________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:12pm - BSV ""] Nate nli said:The only band I liked on the label was Suture from NOLA. |
______________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:14pm - BSV ""] Deepsend also pressed the shittiest sounding vinyl i've ever heard CBT - OPussIV, sick sick album, atrocious sounding vinyl, buy the fucking CD, don't waste your money. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:28pm - RustedAngel ""] you know I almost feel bad about posting this now that I see how a lot of people have negative things to say about this label...I don't want it to affect any potential labels interest into thinking we're into starting drama and such. I just think it's important for people to know how some labels conduct their buisiness. We're not a band based on image, I mean you won't see us up there with mesh shorts and basketball jerseys or anything. We do in fact wear clothes as do most people so the idea of us living on a nudist colony or in Norway is out of the question. So what Tim has worn a bandana? So what Tim had some formal-ish clothing on at the show on sunday? I'm sorry we dont' have a rack ata case filled with assorted stage accessories and clothing. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:31pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I have a lot of good CDs from Deep Send... CINERARY, SUTURE, IMAGES OF VIOLENCE, SAPROGENIC, GOREROTTED / GRUESOME STUFF RELISH / GRONIBARD 3 way split, the new MANGLED, etc. but that sounds gay. Hey, I offered to do a split CD with PORPHYRIA and haven't heard from them. |
_____________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:44pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Posers come in all shapes and sizes, including record label execs. Fuck him. You guys will get signed, I have no doubt. |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:48pm - the rooster ""] you guys better get your shit together goddammit!!!! don't you know you're supposed to just look pissed and brutal all the time. METAL IS NOT FUN!!! IT IS BRUTAL!!! and lord knows that deepsend is the be all, end all of metal labels.... what a bunch of queers.:whipper: |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:49pm - the rooster ""] RustedAngel said:with these looks it's amazing deepsend signed them! http://www.deepsend.com/artistDetails.cfm?AID=4 [img] that dude on the left looks like corey feldman. |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:49pm - the rooster ""] RustedAngel said:the bandana in question....(OMFG!) [img] wait, he's got tatoos. that should negate the bandana. |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:51pm - the rooster ""] the only good CD i've ever heard on that label is Cinerary. |
_________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:56pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] WHAT IS UP WITH THIS PORPHYRIA PROMO SHOT I FOUND ON YOUR MYSPACE FROM LAST YEAR??!?!?!YOU FASHIONCORE DOUCHES!!! [img] |
_____________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 3:59pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Somebody kill them. Please. |
_________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:12pm - SacreligionNLI ""] agreed |
__________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:19pm - succubus ""] WOW who took that pic? i would never have placed the guy on the right like that..looks like he's waiting to take it up the butt by the other guys. don't mean to sound rude..nice lighting and all but the way they positioned him...me no likey... |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:27pm - brokenclown ""] Oh well, when he's see's this thread, yer chances are out the window anyway |
___________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:29pm - Dissector ""] o basically what the guy from Deep Send is saying that"extreme music" shouldn't be fun? |
_____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:30pm - Hooker nli ""] brokenclown said:Oh well, when he's see's this thread, yer chances are out the window anyway I'm sure they're worried about that. |
________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:42pm - ATNFAC_Vokillz ""] Porphyria is fashioncore now? jeez, i kinda thought they sounded like atreyu....hahaha fuck that bitch. your band singlehandedly (or ten handedly i suppose) blow all of his bitchass bands out of the water. |
____________________________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:50pm - Timmy Porphyria (yeah the singer) ""] brokenclown said:Oh well, when he's see's this thread, yer chances are out the window anyway uhhh yeah, our chances are definitley out the window, he sent me an e-mail confirming that statement about 10 min. ago. ha ha. :pukeface: |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 4:58pm - the_reverend ""] there are a few things I want from you guys. 1) timmy two tone shoes 2) more timmy two tone shoes that is all. |
_________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 5:08pm - SacreligionNLI ""] that's so fuckin weak...well that guy's lost all his credibility around these parts |
_____________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 5:42pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Timmy Porphyria said:brokenclown said:Oh well, when he's see's this thread, yer chances are out the window anyway uhhh yeah, our chances are definitley out the window, he sent me an e-mail confirming that statement about 10 min. ago. ha ha. :pukeface: Pfft. Tell him to go sign some band whose hair length and t-shirt collections satisfy him enough that he can whack off to them nightly. |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 5:45pm - BornSoVile ""] I'm surprised he didn't bitch about the time Tom wore that obnoxiously red Hostage Heart shirt. |
_______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 6:01pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Know what show I saw this Graham kid at? Earth and 27....what does he know about any metal scenes? Nothing wrong with that show, but I am at alot of metal shows and he never is. I briefly dated a girl who was friends with him and she told me he went to alot of emo shows with her. Granted, this was a few years ago, but I think the point still stands. This is a hilarious thread. |
___________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 6:03pm - dyingmuse ""] that is some bullshit! image first, wow i'm fucked lol |
_______________________________ [Nov 28,2005 6:14pm - Pixie ""] All i have to say is, clothes dont represent who you are, although it can be a way you express yourself. But going by the way someone looks is totally bogus and fucked. Who in their right mind has a right to judge someone by the way they look! |
___________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 6:25pm - dyingmuse ""] some jagg-off record label rep i guess! fuck em' |
____________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 7:36pm - handinjury ""] I cant wait to see Porphyria's emo get-up this friday in New Bedford. |
______________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 10:11pm - RustedAngel ""] handinjury said:I cant wait to see Porphyria's emo get-up this friday in New Bedford. me either! |
_______________________________ [Nov 28,2005 10:28pm - Blue ""] im all scene, baby. |
________________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 10:55pm - Hungta‘bleed ""] That's funny that they didn't think you guys looked metal enough. I be willing to bet that the football riffs had something to do with it as well..... |
___________________________________ [Nov 28,2005 11:49pm - TOC nli ""] tomx said:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man i told you not to waste your time with that homo, tommy. like i said, who is on their label that is actually good? ... ....... yeah. thats what i thought. nothing comes to mind. no one gives a shit about vulgar pigeons or rebreather. the only band they ever had that was worth anything was saprogenic, and they left. and im sorry you all arent 35, have long hair and beer guts, shitty tattoos and are frumpily dressed in poor-fitting leather jackets and way-too-huge deicide shirts. because, you know, thats what you have to look like to play metal. so i guess deepsend wouldnt sign such stupid looking bands as necrophagist, arsis, or guttural secrete either. fuck that stupid asshole and his go-nowhere label. I like Vulgar Pigeons... |
________________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 1:43am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Blue said:im all scene, baby. truer words have never been written :spineyes: |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 8:33am - dftg nli ""] Hungta‘bleed said:That's funny that they didn't think you guys looked metal enough. I be willing to bet that the football riffs had something to do with it as well..... what the fuck are football riffs? |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 8:52am - dreadkill ""] football riffs: when you start at the 20th fret and and go all the way back up the neck until you're at an open string and the singer yells "touchdown!". it's like a running back breaking off a 20 yard td run. the frat kids go nuts for it and beat each other up and get gay in the pit. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 8:53am - RustedAngel ""] dftg nli said:Hungta‘bleed said:That's funny that they didn't think you guys looked metal enough. I be willing to bet that the football riffs had something to do with it as well..... what the fuck are football riffs? Football [img] Riffs [img] |
________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 9:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] dreadkill said:football riffs: when you start at the 20th fret and and go all the way back up the neck until you're at an open string and the singer yells "touchdown!". it's like a running back breaking off a 20 yard td run. the frat kids go nuts for it and beat each other up and get gay in the pit. Ooh, sign me up. :tightiewhities::bartmoon: |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 9:05am - dftg nli ""] at first I thought you were making that up |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 9:06am - dreadkill ""] my explanation of football riffs is made up. it's just a theory. |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 9:17am - dftg nli ""] it makes sense to me |
________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 11:22am - Hungta‘bleed ""] What the fuck is a football riff, really? I don't remember where I got it, but I know I didn't make it up. I remember someone saying that Porphyria was good, however, they didnt like how they played 'football riffs'. |
______________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 11:27am - Josh_Martin ""] A football riff is a death metal riff that sounds like it was written by a jock so he could have someting to mosh to. Jocks are sometimes known to form horrible death metal bands. Usually influenced by Long Island bands like Suffocation and Internal Bleeding. |
_______________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 11:28am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I think it was Wayne from Eternal Suffering, after the show last October with Mortician. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 12:10pm - timma nli ""] i must say, that is by far the single most assinine thing i've read in a long time. maybe you guys should just play naked so you don't have to worry about being too "scenester" for the "sicker than and aids clinic" label. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 12:12pm - anonymous ""] wow I don't even have the time to read all this but I've met graham, he's a complete douchebag. don't even give it another thought, that kid talks oceans of shit about everyone and every single show I've ever seen him at was either a hard or metalcore show, so fuck him. |
__________________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 12:12pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] timma nli said:i must say, that is by far the single most assinine thing i've read in a long time. maybe you guys should just play naked so you don't have to worry about being too "scenester" for the "sicker than and aids clinic" label. what? naked? ok way to make them JUST LIKE SLIPKNOT |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 12:12pm - pam nli ""] that was me btw. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 12:15pm - timma nli ""] SLIPKNOT!?!? *cringe* i aplogize for ever posting any type of comment that would in any way be related to slipknot. i'm going to go hang myself now. |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 12:17pm - pam nli ""] do it with your dress shirt, lol. |
__________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 2:54pm - dwellingsickness ""] Only band on that label I am familiar with is..Images of Violence,They are pretty good, they have Jon Zig(artist) singing for them .Other than that ,fuck Deepsend. |
_______________________________ [Nov 29,2005 5:10pm - tomx ""] too bad they defected to another label, just like every other deepsend band. FUN FACT! graham landers goes to the same tattoo guy as me, and he was there! the tattooist asked if i heard of deepsend, and i said really loudly how they disnt sign porphyria because he doesnt like tim's bandana. he was also fat and was getting stupid dreagonfly tattoos. WAY TO BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!! |
_________________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 10:20pm - mark fucking richards ""] hahahaha, oh boy. graham landers and i go back a few years...not saying that's a good thing. i had a bit of a "falling out" with him and his now wife a little over a year and a half ago after they started the most ridiculous bullshit with me and my girlfriend that made no sense whatsoever. i'll spare everyone the details. graham wanted to sign terminally your aborted ghost....even though i wear a bandana, since i'm sweatier than the entire nation of italy, and devon (vocals) is pseudo-fashioncore. naturally, we declined. graham definitely talks a lot of shit, and cannot deal with it at all when confronted. the only thing good i have to say about graham is that he has a lot of good shit in his distro, but that doesn't really say much about him as a person. i'll stop there, haha |
___________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 10:21pm - brian_dc ""] I think he started reviewing for uraniummusic.com and basically just reviewed his own bands... |
________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 10:23pm - tomx ""] yeah, he might have some good stuff in his distro, but you can get the same cds for the same price from distros that arent run by fucking assholes (read: GOREGIASTIC.SEVARED.REDSTREAM.PARAGON) |
_________________________________________________ [Nov 29,2005 10:33pm - mark fucking richards ""] exactly. i think the only cd i was able to get from him that i couldn't find anywhere else was a terrorizer rehearsal/demo cd. but it sucks anyway, so it really doesn't matter, haha |
____________________________________________ [Nov 30,2005 11:17pm - kyledoesnotlogin ""] leather jackets and sweatpants and you guys would have had it. |
____________________________ [Dec 1,2005 3:10am - pam ""] tomx said:yeah, he might have some good stuff in his distro, but you can get the same cds for the same price from distros that arent run by fucking assholes (read: GOREGIASTIC.SEVARED.REDSTREAM.PARAGON) exactly. I'd rather give The End Records my money than that jackass.>:] |
____________________________________ [Dec 8,2005 3:09pm - RustedAngel ""] TO: DEEPSEND RECORDS [img] |
______________________________ [Dec 8,2005 3:12pm - tomx ""] bwahahahahaha |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:30am - Dillenger ""] Hi guys. I'm looking to start a fashioncore death metal band. Is this the right place to post? |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:41am - porphyria ""] aw, the memories! |
_______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:43am - Yeti ""] again this week i talked to the guy at one of my companies stores named "Porfiria". |
____________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:47am - FuckIsMySignature ""] oh man i never heard about this. thats beyond retarded. you guys should reunite as a crabcore band. |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:48am - Dillenger ""] Are you guys wiling to jam and dress cool or what |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 10:58am - porphyria ""] it's taken us a few years but I think we've all fully transformed into fashioncore so I think for that reason alone calls for a reunion. |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:00am - arilliusbm ""] a porphyria... reunion? shall I call Nick? |
____________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:03am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Fuzz where there was no fuzz before! |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:04am - porphyria ""] arilliusbm said:a porphyria... reunion? shall I call Nick? probably, shawn is busy humping some chick who has 4 kids, for an obvious reason. |
_______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:09am - blue ""] 4 kids? Damn. |
________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:11am - sever ""] hahahahah. I remember this. |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:12am - porphyria ""] next album cover, just to make for damn sure we never get on Deepsend Records: [img] |
_______________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:13am - the_reverend ""] this thread needs more touchdowns |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:14am - porphyria ""] I'm too busy being a photo nerd and taking pix of buttholez. |
_____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:17am - arilliusbm ""] Good ol' Rusted Angel. Wonder what happe.., oh, wait. |
_______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:18am - blue ""] Wow. |
____________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 11:33am - FuckIsMySignature ""] is it just me or does he look pregnant? |
_______________________________ [Oct 22,2009 1:02pm - alexc ""] steamhammer refused to sign tankard because a scout of theirs went to one of their shows and saw the drummer wearing a christmas sweatshirt with a reindeer on it. |
____________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 3:15pm - porphyria ""] hahahahah |
______________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 3:44pm - rhinoplasty ""] well you see you need to be taking lessons from me on not only how to be brutal but to look it too . it comes very natural to me but i'm sure you could pull it off with some practice . Remember , i make more money then them , i play better riffs , i write deeper music , and i'm just better . |
______________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 3:47pm - the_reverend ""] porphyria said:next album cover, just to make for damn sure we never get on Deepsend Records: [img]FartenPlayingWithDolls |
______________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 3:51pm - JustinSteele ""] I've wondered if Hive Smasher's image could get us signed in spite of our shitty music. Clearly we are the most handsome band on the planet. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 22,2009 4:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] rhinoplasty said:well you see you need to be taking lessons from me on not only how to be brutal but to look it too . it comes very natural to me but i'm sure you could pull it off with some practice . Remember , i make more money then them , i play better riffs , i write deeper music , and i'm just better . space goes after the coma not before. you does not have better english. |
_____________________________________ [Nov 2,2009 11:45am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] http://askearache.blogspot.com/2009/09/ear...e-why-no-ripping-corpse-in-90s.html "I was really into Ripping Corpse, musically they played prime Death Metal in the Morbid Angel vein, and contracts were ready to be signed when I suddenly backed out of the deal.It was the Hardcore look (short hair & baseball cap) of the singer which actually put me off signing them." |
___________________________________________ [Nov 2,2009 12:08pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] ^ LOL |
______________________________ [Nov 2,2009 12:27pm - blue ""] Hahahah ripping corpse is ultra wiggeriffic |
___________________________________ [Nov 2,2009 12:47pm - demondave ""] The drummers pubestach is 100% more valuable than any credibility loss caused by short hair and baseball cap. End total = keeper [img] |