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so, I just crashed RobTeratism's work Xmas party...

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[Dec 11,2005 11:56pm - DomesticTerror ""]
My best 2 lines of the night:
#1) on a waitress- "Hi, I'm Scott, I work a dead end job, and I live with my parents..."

#2) on some girl- "so, when do you turn 18?"

I had the best time...lol:duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer:
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[Dec 11,2005 11:58pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
this man is a legacy unto himself......too bad he doesnt like lynyrd skynyrd !
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[Dec 12,2005 12:01am - DomesticTerror ""]
no, but i danced to YMCA, nigga!
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[Dec 12,2005 12:03am - the_reverend ""]
so... was it hard to explain that you were his partner?
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[Dec 12,2005 12:04am - nate ""]
DomesticTerror said:My best 2 lines of the night:
#1) on a waitress- "Hi, I'm Scott, I work a dead end job, and I live with my partner..."

#2) on some girl- "so, when do you turn 18?"

I had the best time...lol:duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer:




you should be a comic man, oh wait....

j/k

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[Dec 12,2005 12:06am - DomesticTerror ""]
the_reverend said:so... was it hard to explain that you were his partner?



Rob suggested that, but i said no. my goal was to hit on every woman in the place...
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[Dec 12,2005 12:09am - the_reverend ""]
first, of course he suggested it.
just like he suggests it every single time you guys get drunk.

plus, girls love the gay guys... on TV they always change in front of them.. and shower.
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[Dec 12,2005 12:19am - DomesticTerror ""]
just what shows are you watching, Rev? .....and why are you watching them?
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[Dec 12,2005 12:20am - succubus ""]
DomesticTerror said:just what shows are you watching, Rev? .....and why are you watching them?


good questions!
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[Dec 12,2005 12:21am - DomesticTerror ""]
DomesticTerror said:
#2) on some girl- "so, when do you turn 18?"
:




BTW, her response was "in a year and a half..."
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[Dec 12,2005 12:23am - nate ""]
DomesticTerror said:DomesticTerror said:
#2) on some girl- "so, when do you turn 18?"
:




BTW, her response was "in a year and a half..."



and your response was?? wait a minute, she's with you at your mom's isn't she... you fuck!

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[Dec 12,2005 12:25am - the_reverend ""]
no, this was in dorchester so the response was "oh, that's why you only have 2 kids"
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[Dec 12,2005 12:27am - nate ""]
damnit foiled again!
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[Dec 12,2005 7:01am - DomesticTerror ""]
she just left for school
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[Dec 12,2005 7:02am - DomesticTerror ""]
that was a joke


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