God awful horror movies[views:7555][posts:30]________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 8:55am - InventorofEvil ""] Heres a bunch that I think are JUNK: Basket Case House of Wax(2005) Jeepers Creepers The Foresaken They Darkness Falls Constantine Exorcist:Dominion House of 1,000 Corpses Last house on the left The Haunting(remake) Blair Witch Project(the worst of all time) Wishmaster 3 Nightmare of Elm Street:Freddy's Dead Ft13th parts 8 and 9 Halloween 3,7 and 8 Urban Legend Scream 3 Malevolence The Ring Fear.com The Grudge Brotherhood of the Wolf High Tension 13 Ghosts I still know what u did last summer |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:01am - SacreligionNLI ""] i thought that list might've been incomplete then i saw high tension down near the bottom and realized it was wait...hmp...there is no MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE on that list |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:02am - SacreligionNLI ""] also...constantine wasn't really a horror movie |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:10am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] The Ring is a good movie. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:20am - InventorofEvil ""] You liked the Ring? I found it BORING.Plus theres no gore in it.Gore is a necessity 99% of the time |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:34am - the_reverend ""] the ring and the grudge sucked. BWP ruled when I saw it cause I downloaded it before it came out a cannes and I was told it was real. and Darkness Falls wasn't bad. Constantine was not a horror movie, but was a decent off shoot from the matrix |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:43am - DestroyYouAlot NLI ""] a) You somehow forgot SAW. b) I actually like The Ring, but Ringu is way better, and Juon wipes them both off the board. (I love gore, but gore stopped being scary when I was about 6.) c) The original 13 Ghosts is great. d and e) The worst horror movie of all time, the future, and the 8th dimension is Video Violence. Imagine if a bunch of failed porn actors, cameramen and directors from the eighties tried making a horror movie, but someone lost the script on the way over so they had to "wing it." Complete with the A/V club computer generated titles, bad lighting, and big hair. Fucking terrible. Pick it up, sometime. g) Manos was awesome. I wanna have Torgo's love child. No f), sorry. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 9:45am - horror_tang ""] BWP did rule. Bitches With Problems is one of my all time favorites. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 10:23am - RichHorror ""] House of 1,000 Corpses was ok until the end with the superhero zombie guy. Constantine is decent unless you've read Hellblazer. Then it sucks and is a slap to the face. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 10:26am - Joe/NotCommon ""] best horror movie ever: The Dentist 2 |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 11:17am - InventorofEvil ""] Saw was decent. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 12:50pm - MikeGore ""] Basketcase!? ARE YOU GAY? YOU MUST BE GAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ONLY FAGS HATE THAT MOVIE. Have you been checked for HIV recently because IT IS A SERIOUS THREAT FOR GAY MALES IN YOUR AGE GROUP. ARE YOU PART OF YOUR LOCAL GAY AND LESBIAN ALLIANCE? DO YOU LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? Maybe you should quit watching horror movies and start watching independent films about gay cowboys BECAUSE THERE IS AN ENORMOUS POSSIBILITY YOU YOURSELF ARE ACTUALLY A GAY COWBOY. What would your parents say if you broke into their house naked and shouted "MOM, DAD, I DON'T LIKE BASKETCASE AND I AM HOMOSEXUALLY GAY TO THE CORE". They'd be MAD AS HELL, I GUARANTEE. I have no problem with gay people AS LONG AS THEY ACCEPT BASKETCASE INTO THEIR HEART AS THEIR ETERNAL SAVIOR. Do you like working out and wearing hot pants and drinking mojhihihotos? I BET YOU DO BECAUSE SO FAR YOU ARE LEADING THE INTERNET TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GAY. WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GAY, I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE URRGHGHGHHG |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:24pm - scoracrasia ""] Day of the dead: contagium. What a pile of shit this was. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Did Peter "Lord of the Rings" and "King Kong" 2005 Jackson make Basket Case? I think I'm actually thinking of Bad Taste. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Nevermind. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:34pm - intricateprocess ""] raw head rex kicks ass is all im going to say |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:34pm - RustedAngel ""] KILLER TOMATO'S FROM OUTER SPACE |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:36pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] Fear.com Ring Two Junk I, Zombie Island of the Dead Zombi 3 Zombi 4 Zombi 5 Dr. Giggles The Dentist The Dentist 2 Pumpkinhead 2: Bloodwings Scream 3 Redneck Zombies Son of the Blob Darkness Falls Saw II Monster High Monster in the Closet Mother's Day Toxic Avenger Part III: Last Temptation of Toxie Gothika Ghost Ship Hide and Seek The Video Dead Blades Blood Hook They Wishmaster II Wishmaster III and a shit load more. Some of the ones that were mentioned I actually highly enjoy, Basket Case, The Ring (though ringu is better), The Grudge (though ju-on is better), Blair Witch Project, and High Tension. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:37pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Mother's Day is great! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:39pm - intricateprocess ""] i just saw a commercial for some new horror movie coming in theatres on christmas day. i forget what the hell its called, but it kind of looked interesting |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:41pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I want to see Audition. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:46pm - eddie(nli) ""] Did Peter "Lord of the Rings" and "King Kong" 2005 Jackson make Basket Case? I think I'm actually thinking of Bad Taste. yeah he did bad taste, i think he did dead alive too.LAWNMOWER HOLOCAUST!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 1:52pm - InventorofEvil ""] Yah Peter Jackson did do both Dead Alive and Bad Taste.Man hes gone WAY dowhill since those days.LOTR fucking BLOWS!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 2:32pm - Dissector ""] Last house on the left?! Basket case?! WHHAAAAT? Those movies kick total ass. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 2:35pm - scoracrasia ""] intricateprocess said:i just saw a commercial for some new horror movie coming in theatres on christmas day. i forget what the hell its called, but it kind of looked interesting Wolf Creek |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 6:15pm - SacreligionNLI ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I want to see Audition. no you don't...those last 20 minutes are fucking traumatizing |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 6:16pm - SacreligionNLI ""] InventorofEvil said:LOTR fucking BLOWS!!! blasphemy! you're going straight to mordor! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 7:11pm - intricateprocess ""] SacreligionNLI said:AUTOPSY_666 said:I want to see Audition. no you don't...those last 20 minutes are fucking traumatizing shit yea, i heard that movie is fuct |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2005 7:51pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] That's why I wanna see it. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 12:34am - SacreligionNLI ""] fair enough CHIGGY CHIGGY CHIGGY CHIGGY CHIGGY |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 15,2005 8:04am - anonymous ""] Im not of a fan of Dungeons and Dragons CRAPOLA. |