Enter The Dragon Appreciation Thread[views:4436][posts:16]______________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 10:26am - Christraper ""] This movie + marijuana = fucking hilarious!!!! Bruce Lee kicks people in the face left and right in this movie! They try to stop him, get a hit in or at least dodge getting kicked in the face but they always fail because Bruce Lee's the fuckin man! I think Id cry if I ever had to fight that dude. Id start crying, we'd bow, Id put my dukes up and immediately get my ass handed to me 12 different ways in 1.5 seconds all the while hearing some crazy high pitched Liu Kang battle cry ringing in my ears. Id probably still hear it after I regained consciousness. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 10:32am - Christraper ""] I bet this dude just finished getting kicked in the face. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 10:39am - Abyss ""] bruce lee rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he even had his own stlye of martial arts jeet kun doe or something like that |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:07pm - SPALDINO ""] Well I had heard that it wasn't his own style per se... he had mastered it and then taught it to everybody that wanted to learn. this infuriated other masters in hong kong or whever his crazy ass was from. but that guy would have fucked up optimus prime, if given the chance to battle him. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:09pm - Bullocks ""] classic kung fu. but you guys gotta rent some Sammo Hung classic kung fu DVDs, now that is hilarious! Warriors Two, The Magnificant Butcher, Dragons Forever, Knockabout, incredible complex kung-fu with hilarious comedy. Long live Wong-Fei-Hung, hahahaahahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:13pm - Bullocks ""] wing chun is the ultimate kung fu style. but imagine someone doing that in a street fight, i don't know how well it would work |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:18pm - SPALDINO ""] i always say "how effective is all of that flashy tae kwon do shit when a 300 pound beast is on top of you?" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:25pm - Christraper ""] SPALDINO said:i always say "how effective is all of that flashy tae kwon do shit when a 300 pound beast is on top of you?" Its effective in that you can break the 300ib assholes knees before he gets on top of you. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:25pm - Bullocks ""] when i watch a movie like "Warriors Two" and see all the technical aspects of Wing Chun it makes sense the way you use your opponent's force against him, etc... but in reality i don't see how it would work. i'm no martial arts expert but i guess if Bruce Lee or Jet Li or Jackie Chan wanted to fight me I guess i'd use a gun. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:29pm - Bullocks ""] damn bruce lee and his crazy antics would scare me alone!!! |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:32pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I'll tell you who Bruce Lee couldn't beat. Heart Failure. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:34pm - Christraper ""] OUCH!!!! |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 12:39pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] The Jet Li movie "New Legend of Shaolin" is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. There's this old lady who is a master of some style that allows her to die and ressurect herself, there's Jet Li's son who is like 7 and is already a Kung Fu master (plus he fights gangs of other 7 year old kids), and the villian is some crazy fucking Ironman who rides around in what looks like a silver batmobile covered in spikes, he also throws syringes filled with roofies. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 2:21pm - Bullocks ""] gonna have to rent that one. my older brother is a huge kung fu fan and has like 120 DVDs or some crazy shit like that. Majority of the DVDs are from the 70's and early 80's. When I first watched them i thought they were so corny but the more i watched them the more i enjoyed them. The mix of action and comedy was cool. The comedy is very silly at times (Not like USA comedy) so that took a bit to get use to. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 2:23pm - Bullocks ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:The Jet Li movie "New Legend of Shaolin" is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. ha, actually i have seen this with my bro. its called "Legend of Red Dragon" i just looked it up, didn't know it had another title. That little kid was hilarious! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 2:55pm - SPALDINO ""] Christraper said:SPALDINO said:i always say "how effective is all of that flashy tae kwon do shit when a 300 pound beast is on top of you?" Its effective in that you can break the 300ib assholes knees before he gets on top of you. yeah of course. thats if you have the room to pull it off. i've taken 6 years of chinese kenpo and a little of other assorted styles. they are decent enough... but skill can be over-ridden by pure aggression and strength. bob sapp proved it in K2. i believe douglas adams said something that kinda coincides with that. something about going to great lengths to make something fool-proof and then having a complete fool come and easily prevail over it or something like that. im gonna go look that up. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 28,2005 4:58pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:The Jet Li movie "New Legend of Shaolin" is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. There's this old lady who is a master of some style that allows her to die and ressurect herself, there's Jet Li's son who is like 7 and is already a Kung Fu master (plus he fights gangs of other 7 year old kids), and the villian is some crazy fucking Ironman who rides around in what looks like a silver batmobile covered in spikes, he also throws syringes filled with roofies. I gotta see that |