Will Rahmer vs. Chuck Norris[views:2970][posts:34]______________________________ [Jan 16,2006 3:29pm - Yeti ""] :nuke: |
| ______________________________ [Jan 16,2006 3:32pm - Blue ""] no contest. CHUCK NORRIS. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 3:36pm - largefreakatzero ""] If Will is not exhausted from beating up the entire country of Poland, it might be a good brawl though. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 3:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Blue said:no contest. CHUCK NORRIS. :NEWHORNS: |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 3:58pm - the_reverend ""] http://dschinghischuck.ytmnd.com/ |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 5:37pm - dreadkill ""] obviously chuck norris, even if will brings his gun. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 5:44pm - BriXX ""] DAVEPINO.COM/CHUCKTOTHEMOON.SWF |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 6:02pm - infoterror ""] NO WAY RAHMER WILL WIN CHUCK BETTER LIKE THE TASTE OF DICK MUCH AS A DIFFERENT CHUCK SCHULDINER DID BLACK POWER 88 |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 6:25pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Let's not forget, in his prime, Bruce Lee considered Chuck Norris the greatest martial artist in the world. This is not a joke. He's older now, granted, but I'd be willing to bet he could not only defeat Will, but kill him in a single strike. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 10:07pm - Metalupyourdick ""] get real all of you fucking retards... will rahmer would kick norris' ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 10:23pm - KeithMutiny ""] im so glad ive never read any of those chuck norris facts. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2006 10:41pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Chuck Norris sent me a letter telling me that he fucked all the girls I fantasize about. He would destroy Will Rahmer. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 12:45am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Should I mention again that Chuck and I were both born on March 10th? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 12:49am - BornSoVile ""] I'd hired Dwyer to be the referee, get all dressed up in the stripes, then get knocked the fuck out with a steel chair. Whadda say John, 50 bucks, free drinks, maybe a hooker too. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 12:53am - SacreligionNLI ""] you must become water, my friend |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:06am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] BornSoVile said:I'd hired Dwyer You wish, like you could even afford me. "I'd hired Dwyer" - it almost rhymes. Say it fast 3 times... "I'd hired Dwyer". |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:07am - BornSoVile ""] How much do you need? Let's make this happen. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:11am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] $666.00, of course. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:13am - BornSoVile ""] Okay, just put your table right in front of the ring. Speaking of which how bout for an even grand, you take a powerbomb through your distro?? We need all the action out of this we can get. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:14am - BornSoVile ""] I want Joe Notcommon pulling a Jimmy Hart with Chuck Norris too. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:32am - infoterror ""] I PUT $4.50 ON RAHMER NORRIS IS GOING DOWN FUCKING LIBERAL |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 8:39am - dwellingsickness ""] I wanna say Chuck would kick Will's ass,But I hear Will is pretty mean with a pocket knife these days..hah |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 9:44am - pessimist nli ""] fucking Chuck Norris |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 10:00am - Christraper ""] I could kick BOTH of their asses with my CAHK!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 10:05am - Christraper ""] Obviously thats a filthy lie. I would no longer be recognizable as a human after "fighting" will rahmer and as far as chuck goes Id just shoot him to buy me more time to run after he catches the bullets with his teeth. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 10:18am - BriXX ""] It was once said that Will Rahmer kicked chuck Norris's ass, this was actually a ploy made up by Chcuk Norris to lure more assholes in. Assholes never were to smart! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 17,2006 10:39am - Yeti ""] House By The Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Dismemberment Hacked Up For Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Apocalypse Domain of Chuck Norris Darkest Day of Chuck Norris Reanimated Dead Chuck Norris |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 11:06am - Christraper ""] there would be no stopping a zombie chuck norris |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 12:20pm - strangles kittens ""] As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 12:20pm - strangles kittens ""] but def chuck norris would win He's 66... im gonna buy a total gym now |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 1:06pm - dwellingsickness ""] Yeti said:House By The Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Dismemberment Hacked Up For Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Apocalypse Domain of Chuck Norris Darkest Day of Chuck Norris Reanimated Dead Chuck Norris Eaten alive by chuck norris' maggots Drilling for chuck norris' brains |
| _________________________________ [Jan 25,2006 8:14pm - Edmund ""] Chuck Norris is a better fighter than Will Rahmer, and a better musician too. Why do people take Will Rahmer seriously? He's 38, has no job and lives with his parents. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2006 8:44pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I thought Will was a flower delivery guy. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 25,2006 9:52pm - ChuckNorrisNLI ""] there is no more discussion to be had on this topic there can be only one! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2006 9:52pm - anonymous ""] In your face Edmund. You better take Will seriusly now that you know he's (almost) gainfully employed. |