Dictonary of Republicanisms[views:1774][posts:0]____________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 6:15pm - HailTheLeaf ""] just a sampling... Dictonary of Republicanisms abstinence-only sex education n. - Ignorance-only sex education alternative energy sources n. - New locations to drill for gas and oil bankruptcy n. - A punishable crime when commited by poor people but not by corporations Cheney, Dick n. - the greater of two evils class warfare n. - any attempt to raise the minimum wage climate change n. - when the air conditioning is on in your BMW compassionate conservatism n. - poignant concern for the very wealthy creationism n. - pseudoscience that claims Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental democracy n. - a product so extensively imported that the domestic supply is depleted energy independance n. - the caribou witness relocation program extraordinary rendition n. - outsourcing torture Fox News fict. - Faux news free markets n. - Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense healthy forest n. - no tree left behind honesty n. - lies told in simple declarative sentences laziness n. - when the poor aren't working leisure time n. - when the rich aren't working neoconservatives n. - nerds with Napoleonic complexes 9/11 n. - tragedy used to justify any administrative policy, especially if unrelated No Child Left Behind Act riff. 1. v. - there's always the military ownership society n. - A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth Patriot Act n. - the pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent terrorists from destroying them first pro-life n. - valuing human life up until birth staying the course interj. Slang. - saying and doing the same stupid thing over and over, regardless of the result voter fraud n. - a significant minority turnout walmart n. - the nation-state, future tense woman n. - 1. person who can be trusted to bear a child but can't be trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have the child. 2. person who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she would never have sex with in the first place. |