give everyday occurances black metal song names[views:7851][posts:32]___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:07pm - tomx nli ""] examples: there were lots of old people at the grocery store VORACIOUS ENGOREMENT OF THE ANCIENT SWARRRRRM i had to shovel to get to work today DESCENDING UNTO GLACIAL EXHUMATION TOWARDS ABYSSIC TOIL go! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:36pm - dreadkill ""] this thread is awesome |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:39pm - davefromthegrave ""] leftover spaghetti for lunch DEVOURMENT OF ROTTED INTESTINAL EXCRETIONS AND ORGANIC HARVEST EXTRACTIONS |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:41pm - brian_dc ""] had to walk through shitty snow today to class TRANSCENDING ARTIC PASSAGES TOWARD THE INDOCTRINATION RITUAL |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:42pm - dreadkill ""] taking a shit UNBOWELATING THE NETHERREALMS UPON THE FOUL THRONE OF DROWNING FILTH AND ANAL SORROW |
| ______________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:47pm - tomx ""] i just got the mail RAVENOUS ENSORCELMENT OF PROFANE SCRIPTS |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:49pm - not a coincidenc ""] bursting my hemroids in order to deficate the mandatory erupution and secretion of liquids and LOL i'll stop |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:52pm - davefromthegrave ""] bangin a fat chick DESTROYING BY CRUSHING UNDER MASSIVE RUMBLINGS OF EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:54pm - dreadkill ""] beating off APPEASING THE STONE WARBEAST WITH GRIMMEST KNUCKLES AND SPEWING FORTH UNHOLY BILE FROM THE CAVERN OF FIRE. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 4:55pm - not a coincidenc ""] TMI LOL |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:02pm - christraper ""] masturbating in front of my computer battling the frozen necro serpent before the shrine of futility |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:11pm - not a coincidenc ""] nasty this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:20pm - dreadkill ""] eating out a girl with a smelly cunt FISHING WITH SALIVAL HARPOON BETWIXT THE STENCH-FILLED CREVASSE OF BEEFLOIN WHERE SCAVENGING VULTURES DARE NOT DWELL |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:34pm - KillerKadoogan ""] nice use of "betwixt" |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:38pm - not a coincidenc ""] thanks^ |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:41pm - dreadkill ""] thanks, betwixt is one of my favorite words |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 5:41pm - dreadkill ""] not a coincidenc said:thanks^ why did you say thanks? you didn't say betwixt. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 7:50pm - anonymous ""] looks like dreadkill just busted himself damn bro, you must have been pretty bored today |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 7:51pm - dreadkill ""] i wasn't bored at all, just procrastinating all day. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 8:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Eating a slice of Devil's food cake Ingesting the foul essence of HIM |
| _______________________________ [Feb 13,2006 8:31pm - sever ""] starting a band called bukkake funeral COMMENCING THE UNHOLY BROODING OF THE NEKKRO BIRTH OF THE MOURNING OF THE UNHOLY FORBIDDEN DEATH FROM THE TIDAL WAVE ACID FROM THE MOUTH OF THE UNHOLY SERPENT |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 8:46pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] eatting soup CONSUMING THE UNFORSAKEN BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT ENTERING THE MOUTH OF THE BEAST INTO THE PIT OF ETERNAL DOOM |
| _______________________________ [Feb 13,2006 9:07pm - haha ""] catholic priest raping boys Blasphemous desecration of thy tender buttocks |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 9:52pm - BornSoVile ""] i went to school today and it was closed because of snow ESCAPING THE FROZEN TEMPLE OF KNOWLEDGE WHILE STORMING THROUGH WEAKENED CHRISTIANS OF FALSE HORSE POWER |
| _______________________________ [Feb 13,2006 11:03pm - Nate ""] I had to drive to work today and only do the speed limit on the highway.... I CAN'T DRIVE 55 |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 11:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Giving your grandmother a Cleveland Steamer CORPROFICATING UPON THE ANCIENT THRONE |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 11:34pm - hungtableed ""] masturbating while taking a shit DECENDING |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2006 11:37pm - davefromthegrave ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:Giving your grandmother a Cleveland Steamer CORPROFICATING UPON THE ANCIENT THRONE haha, this one is the best so far |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2006 12:36am - Ryan_M nli ""] sleep NOCTURNAL RITUAL OF DEATHLIKE SILENCE blowing your nose BRUTAL EXPULSION OF NASAL FILTH popping a zit on your face BLASTING FORTH NECRO PUS FROM THE GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN JAGGED PEAKS OF THY UNHOLY FACIAL BLEMISHES |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2006 12:42am - Ryan_M ""] haha said:catholic priest raping boys Blasphemous desecration of thy tender buttocks hahaha, i like this one! very kvlt of you to think of such a clever title! |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 14,2006 10:08am - Stank Nuts McGee ""] cutting your toe nails MERCILESSLY HACKING AWAY WITH THY INFERNAL BLADES OF DOOM THE UNWANTED AND CURSED EXTENSIONS OF PUTRID FOULNESS PROTRUDING FROM THY CLOVEN HOOVES |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 14,2006 10:18am - dreadkill ""] Ryan_M nli said: popping a zit on your face BLASTING FORTH NECRO PUS FROM THE GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN JAGGED PEAKS OF THY UNHOLY FACIAL BLEMISHES this one is my favorite so far |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2006 11:35am - paganmegan ""] davefromthegrave said:leftover spaghetti for lunch DEVOURMENT OF ROTTED INTESTINAL EXCRETIONS AND ORGANIC HARVEST EXTRACTIONS that sounds like gore metal not black metal |