R Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet"[views:4334][posts:11]__________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 10:49am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I watched Chapters 1 - 12 last night. This is actually really good, and slightly hilarious. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 12:39pm - DaveSTF ""] I love this shit! it's so goddamn funny! |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 1:21pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I shitted myself |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2006 1:45pm - craz ""] You watched 1-12 straight? Damn man you must have alot of time on your hands and yes I think "Trapped in the Closet" is a nasty concept. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 1:50pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] It's only 40 minutes for all of them. Each episode is like 4 minutes if that. Have you actually seen it Cra-Z? |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 1:52pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] from seth putnam: reviews: r. kelly "trapped in the closet" dvd: probably one of the stupidest godamned things i've ever seen in my life. it is hilarious, especially the bonus stuff where he is saying how important the video will be for years to come. it's basically about a bunch of stupid niggers, a nigger midget, and a fat white bitch (who's fucking a nigger), and a couple of gay niggers too, and how they are all cheating on each other. r. kelly does everyones voice in this "hip-hopera". he's really fucking funny, unintentionally of course. i'm really glad my friend made me watch this. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2006 1:59pm - craz ""] I've seen maybe 1-6 or 1-9 I can't remember, I haven't seen the last chapters. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 3:20pm - Cecchini ""] trapped in the closet is one of the worst things to happen to mankind since aids. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 3:32pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] in response to what Seth Putnam said, I'm pretty sure parts like the "with a spatula...spatula...spatula...." and "I just shitted myself" were intentionally funny |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 4:22pm - jonnyrites ""] from the buddyhead.com website... The first time we watched this dvd, our initial reaction in the opening minutes was so stupefying, that we were certain this would be going on our “worst of” list. 20 minutes later, we were so enthralled with the lunacy, we didn’t know what to think anymore. By the end, we were more confident about it going on our “best of” list than anything else that was released in 2005. Sure, it’s not a conventional “album”, (it happens to be on the dvd format) but it is an album lengths worth of music, even if it is just a verse extending for over half an hour. Anyway, we urge everybody to experience this phenomenon for themselves, and for those who have been foolish enough so far as to not experience this dvd, let us outline the 7 stages you will go through while watching this “musical”. (that's what R calls it!) 1) DISBELIEF Noooo fuckkking wayyyy… This dramatic cartoon of a douche drinker actually spent time making this music and accompanying video, and then sat back, looked at his posse, pussy, and ball licking staff (not his dick) and said, “Fuck yeah”. I know, crazy. 2) ANGER What? Is he fucking insane? Was everyone afraid to tell this FUCKTARD what a colossal dong he is? This is a “musical”? It's the same verse over and over! The fact that he ends a verse by singing the word midget (with delay) with a serious look on his face, is a slap in the dick to all citizens the world over!!! 3) INCLUSION “Wow! The preacher is… NO. Ohhh, watch out girl!… It would be the white girl that's…” It's like watching a horror movie. You just start talking to the screen. 4) ADMIRATION I can't believe he did this. I mean this thing is impossible. Inconceivable. Takes balls though. I mean yeah, he's nuttier than a Snickers bar with 25% more, but… ya gotta hand it to him. 5) BLISS I love this thing. It's hilarious, entertaining, humiliating, uplifting, and as retarded as the Special Olympics, but not on purpose. That means it's REAL my friends. 6) RAPTURE Go on, talk about it. Tell people, it's OK. Know what? Buy it, and give it to someone. Share it with your friends and loved ones. Give a little something back, ya know? 7) SHAME I feel dirty. It won't wash off in the shower. I wanna watch it again… and again… and… |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 5:52pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] sounds pretty accurate |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2006 6:31pm - infoterror ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:and a couple of gay niggers too http://www.gnaa.us/ |