Share you wonderful Dwyerisms here![views:1816][posts:17]________________________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 7:28am - PeopleforabetterDwyer ""] We know how Dwyer is so important to the scene (especially in his own mind). He's been a major influence in the history of metal around here (in his own mind) and really gives back to the metal community. Let's praise (or roast the moron) here!! Tell us what you love about him (or better yet loathe) and your favorite experience about him (when he failed to drown himself would be nice) with us! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 8:01am - KillerKadoogan ""] haha I miss fighting with Dwyer. Ever since Throwing Shrapnel came along I've had no one to call bald. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 9:21am - d2a-nli ""] Hahaha, A Dwyer Roast. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 9:25am - KeithMutiny ""] I remember when Dwyer was in Black Sabbath, and he wrote those crazy riffs that set the standard for a lot of modern metal. Though his stint in Carnivore was a little less known, he still made an impression on the youth of america. I think his finest work was his influence in the band Carcass... man, without him, things just wouldnt be right. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 9:27am - the_reverend ""] well, there was this one time I'll never forget... where he corrected my spelling. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 10:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I fucked Dwyer in the mouth down in maryland. It was pretty metal. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 10:21am - anonymous ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I fucked Dwyer in the mouth down in maryland. It was pretty metal. i remember that! dave from the grave was on the other end of that man sandwich wasn't he? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 1:43pm - roastthepig! ""] Dwyer at an xmas metal fest behind his table of schweet schit! [img] |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2006 2:33pm - Hoser ""] Ha.....that's my last name too. Thank God you're not talking about me. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 24,2006 2:47pm - pam ""] My Favorite! [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 2:54pm - SPALDINO ""] Dwyer has sold me some killer cds... and he always carries doom too... i like that. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 2:59pm - BornSoVile ""] John Dwyer is one of the biggest scumbags I know and I'm happy he's my friend. Remember the time he said he gets laid more than everyone here combined! |
| _____________________________ [Feb 24,2006 3:07pm - pam ""] He said that? hahah. That's great. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 3:38pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I remember one time Anne put Dwyer in a headlock and he was in a coma for a month and a half. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 3:42pm - BornSoVile ""] oh yeah, how could i forget the time Dwyer backed out of the Rhode Island Record Executive Championship boxing match at Sausagefest. Anne Armageddon simply intimidated him with her middle finger and endless chants of "fuck vous dwyah!!" |
| ______________________________ [Feb 24,2006 3:54pm - Mary ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 6:37pm - Dankill ""] Dwyer sold me a World Downfall CD thinking it was the Japanese band. It was the Germans. I've never been the same man since. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 24,2006 8:57pm - infoterror ""] I told Dwyer I was of mixed race, and he propositioned me. |