DATING RITUALS[views:1166][posts:13]______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:09am - the_reverend ""] I got this forwarded to me at work: DATING RITUALS, WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. The POINT? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:14am - succubus ""] hahahha |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:15am - the_reverend ""] I replied back to the person: "actually, the italian one is almost right. she said at least 2k not 3k" |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:17am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Because Irish women TOTALLY aren't white... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:18am - succubus ""] the_reverend said:I replied back to the person: "actually, the italian one is almost right. she said at least 2k not 3k" hahaha i was going to say that too!!! i only want 2k not 3 LMAO but the other stuff about babies and sex..i disagree |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:20am - the_reverend ""] I don't know. I'll tell you in a few years. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:25am - succubus ""] oh really? you think you could hate the thought of sex? interesting.. ps: do you remember our first date? mr. "i forgot my wallet" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:27am - the_reverend ""] that's called a joke. shush! you didn't even know that was a date. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:29am - succubus ""] twas a funny joke since i know how you feel about my p.... well you know haha ZING! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:30am - the_reverend ""] you'd best be making some more masturbation videos if you are just sitting at home. the guys at work want to buy them. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:38am - soloman nli ""] jewish chicks give good head? the jewish chick i knew in college apparently used her teeth. didnt experience it myself, but ya know, word gets around. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:41am - the_reverend ""] cock parking lot. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 10:49am - SPALDINO ""] doodle caboodle |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 3,2006 12:12pm - NECTrepresent ""] soloman nli said:jewish chicks give good head? the jewish chick i knew in college apparently used her teeth. didnt experience it myself, but ya know, word gets around. stay away from the ones with a big nose and teeth. problem solved |