fat guy all star band[views:13796][posts:35]___________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 11:24am - dreadkill ""] help me assemble the ultimate fat guy metal band. only pick fat guys who are awesome. i'll start it off: vocals: paul kuhr from november's doom drums: gene hoglan |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 11:32am - RichHorror ""] The bassist from Crowbar. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 11:48am - dreadkill ""] todd strange was the fattest bass player ever in crowbar. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 11:54am - RichHorror ""] Yeah. He had an entire deli tray on the back of his neck. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 11:54am - dreadkill ""] crowbar is the fattest band ever. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 11:55am - RichHorror ""] Nah, Poison Idea has them beat, due to the fact that I remember Crowbar's guitarist being a skinny emaciated fuck. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 12:05pm - Ryan_M ""] nick barker could be considered as a drummer. don decker from anal blast could sing. shane embury from napalm death could play bass. i can't think of any fat guitar players right now |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 12:06pm - anonymous ""] what about the drummer from death threat. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 1:53pm - davefromthegrave ""] Ryan_M said:i can't think of any fat guitar players right now then we can use yngwie for now |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 1:53pm - porphyria603 ""] You could get dino from fear factory for guitar,He's the fattest guitar player i've ever seen by far. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 2:07pm - MetalcoreSUCKS ""] Bass-Shane Embury(Napalm Death) |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 4:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Charlie from Disengaged |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 4:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Get that vocalist from the band with Burger King cup gauntlets |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 4:49pm - dreadkill ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:Get that vocalist from the band with Burger King cup gauntlets yes! i forgot about him. someone needs to post that picture again. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 5:39pm - bowelskinfacecloth ""] the new drummer of conflict |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 4,2006 6:13pm - anonymous ""] The lead singer from Forbidden.....1st album he was quit the fat fuck.....on yeah and my band Dear Life/ XXL Our guitarist and singer (brothers) weighed in at about a metric ton |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 9:52am - orgymf@work ""] haha, this thread rules. how about this one? a grindcore/death metal orchestra featuring............... Myself (to those of you who don't know me, i played drums for Scum Bitch for a while, and i am the drummer of Maggot Feast....i am 6"4' and 400) Wayne (aka The Elektrocutioner/Baron Von Blastbeat of "Scum Bitch") Shane Embury All the fat guys from "Crowbar" and "Drogheda" Nick Barker Don Decker The lead Vocalists from "Wasteform" and "Mortal Decay" and that giant drummer who used to play for "Fleshgrind" it's be a giant mess of noisy anal cunt ripoffs, leading into cheesy slam riff break downs, and five drummers trying to play steady blastbeats at the same pace, haha NO STAGE COULD HOLD THIS MONSTER! we could call ourselves "Clogged Artery" and our first album could be "All We Can Eat" -l- 666 -l- hahaha |
| __________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 3:54pm - dreadkill ""] i forgot about this awesome thread |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 5:08pm - brandon... ""] the drummer from strapping young lad is fat get him. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 5:14pm - thegreatspaldino ""] brandon... said:the drummer from strapping young lad is fat get him. isnt that Hoglan? im sure he was mentioned. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 5:49pm - the_reverend ""] yes and yes. 100 Demons when Pete sang and they had all the old guitarists. oh and when reesh wasn't doing MMA or whatever he's doing. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 7:42pm - MikeGiallo ""] Poison Idea |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 8:19pm - anonymous ""] rich horror's one man band |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2008 11:12pm - tylerl ""] can the guitarist from bowling for soup play metal? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 1:17am - deadlikemurf ""] Hi. I'm Murf. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 1:38am - RichHorror ""] Me, Dave Maggot and Murf on vocals. Orgy and Skinny Ray on drums. Suffer Jeff and Scott DS on guitar. I'm sure there are way more that you could have to make a local all-fat all-star band. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 9:34am - DestroyYouAlot ""] You're all wrong - Pig Champion from Poison Idea is automatically on guitar. Any fat guy band not featuring him is doomed to FAILURE. [img] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 9:35am - DestroyYouAlot ""] And I don't care that he's dead - once you've accomplished the feat of engineering it'd take to design a tour bus capable of hauling this band, raising the dead should be no challenge. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 10:12am - sinistas ""] If we're bringing up dead folks, Shawn Lane for sure. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 2:47pm - orgymf@work ""] RichHorror said:Me, Dave Maggot and Murf on vocals. Orgy and Skinny Ray on drums. Suffer Jeff and Scott DS on guitar. I'm sure there are way more that you could have to make a local all-fat all-star band. haha, i dunno man, i think you and jeff may be too skinny! hahaha although back in the suffer now heyday, jeff would have made the ideal frontman for such a project |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 6:45pm - RichHorror ""] I only mentioned me because Anonymous people on here mentioned me. Jeff is getting back up there again. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2008 6:52pm - Blue ""] can i be in the fat group too? or no cus jeff hates me which indirectly makes rich hate me now. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 6:56pm - RichHorror ""] No, I never pay attention to Jeff because everything he says on here is a result of being married. I forgot you because you are newly fat. You will always be the RK Blue to me. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2008 6:58pm - Blue ""] haha, ive always been fat. i was just less fat for a few years. sinistas said:If we're bringing up dead folks, Shawn Lane for sure. SHAWN LANE IS THE FUCKING MAN |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 7:00pm - RichHorror ""] That was make believe fat, like that sellout Mike. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2008 9:11pm - sinistas ""] bennyhillifier NASTY solo in this song. |