News Article: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers[views:2582][posts:10]_______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 10:22am - the_reverend ""] http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html |
| _______________________________ [Mar 17,2006 10:44am - craz ""] I guess throwing a penis hurts way more than a knife. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 10:45am - HailTheLeaf ""] freakin' wow...can they get him for assault with a deadly penis? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 10:53am - Josh_hates_you ""] The word penis appears 7 times in that article. It is refered to as an organ several times as well. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 10:54am - dreadkill ""] if his penis had a boner it would probably be an effective weapon. a flaccid penis wouldn't hurt anyone unless it was covered in herp sores or aids lesions. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 11:11am - the_reverend ""] just think: superman doesn't dodge bullets, but when you throw the gun at him, then he moves or blocks his face |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 11:42am - infoterror ""] "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. TOTALLY FUCKING QUOTABLE |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 11:45am - the_reverend ""] anyone with speech to text probably squirted in their pants on that one. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 17,2006 11:47am - dreadkill ""] potent potables |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 18,2006 1:52am - ShadowSD ""] "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you..." |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 18,2006 3:06am - davefromthegrave ""] what a retard |