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3/31 - PARTY w/ booze, drugs and underage whores!

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[Mar 20,2006 3:25pm - RichHorror ""]
At my drummer's house. If you know me or my band, you're invited. E-mail me at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com for directions.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:23pm - RichHorror ""]
WHORES
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[Mar 20,2006 4:27pm - scoracrasia ""]
Are they fat whores like on the Ali G show?
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[Mar 20,2006 4:28pm - dreadkill ""]
will they line the rims of their anuses with coke?
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[Mar 20,2006 4:28pm - dreadkill ""]
if so, i am there
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[Mar 20,2006 4:29pm - RichHorror ""]
No, but tell them their pretty and they can do better than their current boyfriend and you can get your cock sucked pretty easily.

Also, they can take a punch.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:29pm - RichHorror ""]
dreadkill said:if so, i am there


If you're not there, you're dead.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:32pm - dreadkill ""]
RichHorror said:dreadkill said:if so, i am there


If you're not there, you're dead.



i'll be there. i have alot to live for.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:33pm - MikePile  ""]
I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?
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[Mar 20,2006 4:33pm - dreadkill ""]
RichHorror said:
Also, they can take a punch.



excellent. my girlfriend calls the cops when i punch her. it'll be nice to punch a broad without consequences.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:33pm - scoracrasia ""]
Insert things into Whores.....
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[Mar 20,2006 4:33pm - dreadkill ""]
MikePile said:I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?


we can only hope
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[Mar 20,2006 4:34pm - RichHorror ""]
Like 18 year old whores! Yay whores! Yay shitting in some cunt with a Mudvayne shirt's mouth!

FUCK YOU BITCH. FUCK YOU.

...

Wow.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:34pm - RichHorror ""]
MikePile said:I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?


Yes, Jeff Shitzka of IWEIPH fame will be in attendance.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:37pm - Dissector ""]
90% chance I will be coming.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:42pm - RichHorror ""]
I'm going to beat the shit out of a 16 year old girl at this, guaranteed.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:42pm - MikePile  ""]
RichHorror said:MikePile said:I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?


Yes, Jeff Shitzka of IWEIPH fame will be in attendance.



I am disgusted and aroused.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:46pm - RichHorror ""]
As an added bonus, I'll allow anyone who comes to jack me off while wearing a blindfold. You can pretend I'm your grandfather. It'll be GREAT.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:51pm - dreadkill ""]
this sounds like the party of the year.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:52pm - RichHorror ""]
Women be shoppin'! Women be SHOPP-IN'!

I call up my woman I say "Girl, what you doin'?"

SHOPPIN' NIGGA, SHOPPIN'.
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[Mar 20,2006 4:54pm - sacreligion ""]
sounds like one of my weeknights!
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[Mar 20,2006 4:55pm - RichHorror ""]
This shit starts at 11. Whores will be laid the fuck out by 11:15.
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[Mar 20,2006 5:10pm - dreadkill ""]
is it in new bedford?
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[Mar 20,2006 5:11pm - sacreligion ""]
men be actin all like zombies at the mall
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[Mar 20,2006 5:38pm - RichHorror ""]
dreadkill said:is it in new bedford?


Word.
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[Mar 20,2006 5:39pm - BlackoutRick ""]
This thread may be the funniest things all day for me.
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[Mar 20,2006 5:41pm - RichHorror ""]
That's because I'm the fucking balls.
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[Mar 20,2006 5:43pm - dreadkill ""]
HA
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[Mar 20,2006 5:46pm - remember Reflections? I do  ""]
can I bring my authentic life-sized blow up goat doll? his name is St. Michael





















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baaah!
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[Mar 20,2006 5:47pm - RichHorror ""]
As long's I get to fuck him first. Nigga.
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[Mar 20,2006 5:47pm - dreadkill ""]
remember Reflections? I do said:
baaah!



baaah?! baaah?! try GRAH, pal!
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[Mar 20,2006 5:48pm - RichHorror ""]
Grah like a muhfucka
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[Mar 20,2006 6:58pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
You should have, like, a shitload of awesome bands play.
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[Mar 20,2006 6:59pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
Maybe IWEIPH + WRETCHED ASYLUM?!?! That'd be sick.
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[Mar 20,2006 7:02pm - RichHorror ""]
Yeah, and the cops can come just as we're about to go on.
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[Mar 20,2006 10:43pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""]
If there's a show possibility, keep us in mind sweet cheeks
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[Mar 21,2006 12:13am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Can I set up my distro?
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[Mar 21,2006 8:33am - RichHorror ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Can I set up my distro?


If by distro you mean your penis in the mouth of a 14 year old, then yes.
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[Mar 21,2006 9:21am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
You read my mind!
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[Mar 21,2006 9:25am - RichHorror ""]
Shows and music in general are for queers. No show, just statuatory rape.
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[Mar 21,2006 9:42am - scoracrasia ""]
Whores. young, young whores.
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[Mar 21,2006 10:19am - CraigForACurse ""]
im not sure if the invite goes out to all here, but if not, can one of you shit in one the whores's vaginas for me? ive always wanted to do that.
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[Mar 21,2006 10:21am - RichHorror ""]
You're invited, Craig. I'm sure there'll be a toilet-whore with your name written on it/her.
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[Mar 21,2006 1:56pm - Colonel Klink  ""]
Hey dudes...my german shepard has a huge red moisture seeking meat missle that just loves underage Hoes...can I bring him?
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[Mar 21,2006 2:00pm - RichHorror ""]
Yes.
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[Mar 21,2006 3:52pm - Colonel Klink  ""]
i just jizzed on my monacle...
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[Mar 21,2006 3:55pm - dftg not at home  ""]
I don't know any of you people, but can i show up anyway?
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[Mar 21,2006 3:58pm - RichHorror ""]
Of course!
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[Mar 21,2006 4:01pm - dftg not at home  ""]
where was it again?
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[Mar 21,2006 4:02pm - RichHorror ""]
It's in New Bedford. e-mail me at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com and I can give you the address.
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[Mar 21,2006 4:06pm - dftg not at home  ""]
living in Connecticut kinda sucks. that would be a two hour drive for me. I guess I need to start a mothafuckin scene down these parts.
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[Mar 21,2006 4:07pm - dftg not at home  ""]
Colonel Klink said:i just jizzed on my monacle...


that is the hottest thing I have ever heard
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[Mar 21,2006 5:42pm - anonymous  ""]
Can my friend Hammerhead come? He loves underage hookers.
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[Mar 22,2006 6:16pm - Kadoogan A.D.  ""]
Can I use Mr. Shitzka as a forcefield again, just for old time's sake?
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[Mar 22,2006 6:48pm - dain bramage  ""]
I hope there's time to turn off all the lights and play Dane Cook's favorite game: Who's in my Mouth?!?!
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[Mar 22,2006 6:52pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
wait, whats going on here.
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[Mar 23,2006 3:04pm - RichHorror ""]
Tis might end up being on Saturday instead. So none of you will come because there's at least three awesome shows I know of going on that day.

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