New Englanders
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[Mar 29,2006 6:46am - dwellingsickness ""]
I thought this was pretty funny......
Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from Maine, one from
Vermont, one from New Hampshire, and one from Massachusetts.
A bit down the road the man from Maine starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from New Hampshire turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Maine says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Maine, I'm getting sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from New Hampshire asks, "What are you doing that for?"
The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Vermont I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from New Hampshire opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.
[Mar 29,2006 7:37am - the_reverend ""]
I told that to carina.
[Mar 29,2006 8:06am - succubus ""]
yeah and i had clicked on the thread..but once aaron started telling it to me...i closed it..after all...what's more sexy than a joke being told to you by yer honey in his boxers while he's still half asleep
[Mar 29,2006 8:11am - the_reverend ""]
I'd heard this joke before, but forgot about it. even though it's so true.
[Mar 29,2006 8:21am - Messerschmitt ""]
blargh. nh to mass is like what canada is to north america.
[Mar 29,2006 8:22am - the_reverend ""]
*bzzt*
since it's people from mass who talk funny
[Mar 29,2006 8:26am - niccolai ""]
Who would want to live in NH when they could pay perfectly good sales tax on everything here, not be allowed to own guns, and battle with insurance companies?
Answer me that and win a free moonpie.
[Mar 29,2006 8:33am - Troll ""]
NH is where Men are made.
[Mar 29,2006 8:34am - Messerschmitt ""]
niccolai said:Who would want to live in NH when they could pay perfectly good sales tax on everything here, not be allowed to own guns, and battle with insurance companies?
Answer me that and win a free moonpie.
sales tax: what's a dollar anyway? i'm not jewish?
guns: who has to know about stolen guns?
insurance companies: show me one state with one insurance company you don't have to fight with? :gun::duffbeer::thescream:
[Mar 29,2006 8:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Everything inside I-95 in Massachusetts is the ideal location. New Hampshire hicks just can't hang and are jealous.
[Mar 29,2006 8:43am - the_reverend ""]
did joe just quote tribe called quest? get yourself some toilet paper cause your lyrics is butt.
I get over 40% of my mass income tax back at the end of the year. it's nice.
[Mar 29,2006 11:05am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I am lyrically influenced by q-tip
[Mar 29,2006 11:10am - 4928.bot.6669.3 ""]
I like how that joke totally shafts RI and CT.
[Mar 29,2006 11:14am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from Maine, one from
Vermont, one from New Hampshire, and one from Massachusetts.
A bit down the road the man from Maine starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from New Hampshire turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man from Maine says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Maine, I'm getting sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from New Hampshire asks, "What are you doing that for?"
The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Vermont I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from New Hampshire opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.
Then the man from Maine says to the Man from New Hampshire, "Now that there won't be any objections, Earl, get your sister out of the trunk, and let's all have at her! You can start!"
Fix'd
[Mar 29,2006 11:15am - Josh_hates_you ""]
this same joke was funnier when it invloved italians, americans, russians, and peurto ricans on a boat.
the italian threw out the meatball. the russian threw out the vodka. the american threw out the spic.
[Mar 29,2006 11:20am - Troll ""]
Q:What do you call a hot chick in New Hampshire?
A: A tourist
[Mar 29,2006 11:21am - Troll ""]
Have you heard? They've found a new use for sheep in Vermont!
Wool.
[Mar 29,2006 11:22am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Troll said:Q:What do you call a hot chick in New Hampshire?
A: A tourist
Heh, that had me on the floor. Nice.
Though in reality there are many attractive women in NH.
[Mar 29,2006 11:27am - the_reverend ""]
I told someone the joke and he told me the peurtorician version.
[Mar 29,2006 11:39am - Troll ""]
Vermont: Where the men are men and the women are too.
[Mar 29,2006 11:40am - Troll ""]
Q:What do you call a VT town meeting?
A: A full set of teeth
[Mar 29,2006 11:42am - Troll ""]
Q: What do you call a Vermont woman with one tooth?
A: Bottle Opener
[Mar 29,2006 1:59pm - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""]
I am a mass transplant in NH, When I bring my friends down to mass from up here they play a game to see who can spot the most white people, the total never gets above 6 or so after an hour of driving.
[Mar 29,2006 2:15pm - dreadkill ""]
new hampshire people all have stupid vanity plates on their cars. i hate that. get a normal fucking license plate.
[Mar 29,2006 2:32pm - the_reverend ""]
69001 is my plate and it's a normal one.
[Mar 29,2006 2:43pm - succubus ""]
but yer not normal so...
[Mar 29,2006 2:51pm - dreadkill ""]
i just get sick of seeing variations of BIGPMP, PMPN69, BGP1MP. etc. from white trash new hampshire wiggers who live in the woods but think they're from the mean streets.
[Mar 29,2006 4:41pm - anonymous ""]
haha
[Mar 29,2006 6:42pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
I like MA, NH, Maine, and VT...it's CT that sucks
[Mar 29,2006 7:50pm - anonymous ""]
hahaha, that's pretty good,especially since i am from mass living in new hampshire and i will never ever ever go back to mass.
[Mar 29,2006 8:45pm - sacreligion ""]
dude it's all about fuckin worcester
[Mar 29,2006 8:48pm - T--H--C ""]
sacreligion said:dude it's all about fuckin worcester
no way- its allllll about the White Mountain Region (NH)
[Mar 29,2006 8:56pm - dreadkill ""]
no, it's all about new bedford
[Mar 29,2006 9:16pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
T--H--C said:
no way- its allllll about the White Mountain Region (NH)
I completely agree
[Mar 29,2006 9:20pm - Tully ""]
Geography, yo.