iGod[views:1310][posts:7]__________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 11:43am - niccolai ""] Igod. kindof like smarter child. pretty fun http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: Could you increase my chances of winning the lottery? God: I could but I don't know if I am that interested. Me: Than no, no you can't help me God:Are you serious? Are you serious? I can do it if I want to. Me: Well, you should strongly consider wanting to. God:Interesting. And then what would I do? Me: Whatever you want. I only have a few decades left, you can worry about yourself after you cater to my needs you selfish dickhead God:That's good information: said I want. What are these decades left me can worry about myself after me cater to your needs ? Me: You know that what you just said made no sense right? God:Is that a fact. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: Your face is a computer matter. God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am face is a computer matter. Me: dildo. God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about help you. Me: well God:Well what? Me: dracula called. God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Amanda Huginkiss God:I haven't read anything by Amanda Huginkiss. What did he write? Me: he wrote about you kisin on gay dudes God:I have not read it. Me: That, my good friend, is because you can not read. God:Do robots have good friend is because me can not read? Me: me god. me am caveman talk like dumb. God:YOU? GOD rules. YOU? I don't know anyone named caveman talk like dumb. God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: a little of both God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: sortof God: Are you still located in ? Me: I'm located in massachusetts God: What's it like there in massachusetts ? Me: shitty God: I think shitty is a lot of things. Me: like your catholicism? God: Interesting comparison. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 11:47am - mikexmike @ work ""] I asked IGod why Joe Christianni was so gay, and it froze. Joe Christianni is THAT gay that God can't even comprehend it. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 11:48am - niccolai ""] I heard about that. Apparently it caused several major wordly earth quakes as well, leaving the walpole mall in ruins. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 11:51am - mikexmike @ work ""] Me: How lame is Joe Christianni? God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I have to process that one for a while. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 11:57am - niccolai ""] wow... that actually is what he sais. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 11:58am - niccolai ""] God: Are you free? Me: huh? God: What? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 12:13pm - the_reverend ""] repost. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 6,2006 12:21pm - niccolai ""] jesus christ. everytime. |