My girlfriend...
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[Apr 7,2006 2:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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Yeah, I wish, maybe in a perfect world.
:satancross: :bow: :satancross:
[Apr 7,2006 2:23am - mOe nli ""]
you're in the wrong genre of music for somethin like that
[Apr 7,2006 2:37am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Dude, she is into Black Metal and brutal Death Metal.
[Apr 7,2006 3:05am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:Dude, she is into Black Metal and brutal Death Metal.
no, her ex-boyfriend was and now she says she is
[Apr 7,2006 3:15am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
No, I have known her over 3 years, she knows her shit.
[Apr 7,2006 3:37am - Varulv (girl in the picture, dumbasses) ""]
Heh, typical. I was listening to metal long before I was even interested in boys. I'm well aware that the majority of "metal chicks" are stupid, scene whores, but I'm not one of them. However, if it makes you feel like a big "tuff" man, having that kind of mentality, all the power to ya.
PS - I was wearing a GBK shirt at the time. Alas, my hair was in the way.
That is all. =)
[Apr 7,2006 3:40am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
:bow:
[Apr 7,2006 8:58am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I'd let her sacrifice me to satan, if you know what i mean.
[Apr 7,2006 9:42am - Ma_Dukes ""]
hahahahaha sacrifice him lady!
[Apr 7,2006 10:07am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
GBK is fucking queer.
[Apr 7,2006 10:07am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
P.S. There's no girls allowed in metal, GAWD!
[Apr 7,2006 10:08am - Ma_Dukes ""]
suck my balls
[Apr 7,2006 10:10am - RichHorror ""]
Yeah, not every girl likes faggots who wear scarves and pretend to be PC.
[Apr 7,2006 10:11am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
NotCommon Records is the blackest metal label on earth. I practically eat, breathe and shit blashpemy.
[Apr 7,2006 10:19am - Varulv (girl in the picture, dumbasses) ""]
ha! you dorks probably don't even like dimmu borgir either. I <3 them. *crush*
[Apr 7,2006 10:21am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I don't like anything, poser.
[Apr 7,2006 10:25am - Ma_Dukes ""]
i like dimmu when i am dressed like a viking prowling the streets looking for booty.....
[Apr 7,2006 10:29am - CTborderpatrol ""]
varulv, you lonely hun? AIM me RELAYforDEATH
i dont bite
actually, i do, but its kinda hot
[Apr 7,2006 10:30am - RichHorror ""]
And in a heartbeat, RTTP turns into myspace.
[Apr 7,2006 10:31am - Ma_Dukes ""]
hahaha rich, i think the rev should charge a percentage when people hook up via rttp
[Apr 7,2006 10:31am - Ma_Dukes ""]
or at least be allowed to take pictures
[Apr 7,2006 10:32am - RichHorror ""]
I think if that ever happened, he might look into it.
Cue the sausagefest picture.
[Apr 7,2006 10:33am - Ma_Dukes ""]
no thanks
[Apr 7,2006 10:34am - CTborderpatrol ""]
dont be hatin on a playa
[Apr 7,2006 10:35am - RichHorror ""]
As a side note, girlfriends are for fags.
[Apr 7,2006 10:36am - Ma_Dukes ""]
ummmmmm.......hmmmmm..............
[Apr 7,2006 10:37am - CTborderpatrol ""]
RichHorror said:As a side note, girlfriends are for fags.
yeah if you like getting out of your easy chair every time you wanted a beer from the fridge:duffbeer:
[Apr 7,2006 10:38am - RichHorror ""]
That's why God invented minorities.
[Apr 7,2006 10:38am - CTborderpatrol ""]
and children
[Apr 7,2006 10:39am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
NotCommonRecords: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/Varulv/IMG_0184edit.jpg what do you think about this girl? She listens to black metal.
castledoomerown: she is hot hot hot where does she live?.
NotCommonRecords: I think in RI
NotCommonRecords: John Dwyer knows her, want me to hook you up with her?
castledoomerown: O ok thats kewl is she 23 in a half or 24??.
NotCommonRecords: I am not sure of her age, she looks around that though.
castledoomerown: Yeah to me she looks like our age joe and everything else
NotCommonRecords: Yeah
NotCommonRecords: I wonder if she is from the west side? She looks like one of those east side girls to me, what do you think?
castledoomerown: To me she looks like a metallica fan of what I saw 9 years ago on a website that is and and she looks to me like she lives in newport rhoade island I know what those girls look like I have been to newport ri once joe and everything else
NotCommonRecords: Yeah, she is probably from newport. I don't think I like her anymore.
[Apr 7,2006 10:40am - RichHorror ""]
I'm ending every sentence with 'and everything else' from now on and everything else.
[Apr 7,2006 11:46am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
WAIT THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET! FAKER
[Apr 7,2006 11:58am - KeithMutiny ""]
I, like, wicked heart metal.
[Apr 7,2006 2:11pm - infoterror ""]
LOOKS PART ASIATIC
IRISH OR FRENCH?
[Apr 7,2006 2:30pm - CTborderpatrol ""]
STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN YA FUCKIN MUTT
[Apr 7,2006 2:33pm - pam nli ""]
Damn, way to ruin my witty "what's his name" retort to this thread. I should've known...
[Apr 7,2006 2:41pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
She lives in Canada.
Haha, isn't that from some movie? "She lives in the Niagara Falls area, you wouldn't know her!"
[Apr 7,2006 2:43pm - RichHorror ""]
Everyone I went to junior high with had a girlfriend that lived in Framingham.
[Apr 7,2006 2:49pm - wink martindale ""]
i just totally egg creamed my work boots....
[Apr 7,2006 2:51pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
She has always reminded me of a mix of a blonde Cristina Ricci and a prettier Angelina Jolie.
:bow:
[Apr 7,2006 2:55pm - Varulv ""]
Man, Dimmu Borgir sucks; Dwyer knows I don't listen to that shit. Could have at least been more original.
[Apr 7,2006 3:12pm - BornSoVile ""]
Miss Varulv, would you be pleased if Mr. Dwyer and I had a death match for your honor?
[Apr 7,2006 3:38pm - Varulv ""]
If you must... =\
[Apr 7,2006 4:03pm - Ryan_M ""]
for better or worse, some people make way too big a deal about girls into metal; they either want to marry her in a heartbeat or they get pissed off and think she's a poser.
[Apr 7,2006 5:10pm - DomesticTerror ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:"She lives in the Niagara Falls area, you wouldn't know her!"
NIAGRA FALLS!!! SLOWLY I TURNED, STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH...
(i hate whoever doesn't know what that is from.)
[Apr 7,2006 5:17pm - Cecchini ""]
hahaha i know whats it from.
[Apr 7,2006 5:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I never saw the episode, but I do know what it's from.
[Apr 7,2006 6:46pm - Dankill ""]
What the fuck is a GBK and what does it have to do with being wicked kvlt in basement one man bads?
Josh, you ever seen Better Off Dead?
FIVE DOLLARS!
[Apr 7,2006 6:49pm - DomesticTerror ""]
BLOOD! RIVERS OF BLOOD!
...hahaha, i'm laughing my nuts off right now...timeless!
[Apr 7,2006 6:58pm - Dankill ""]
Rich, your friends took all our women.
[Apr 7,2006 7:17pm - KeithMutiny ""]
I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!!
[Apr 7,2006 7:20pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Two dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Apr 7,2006 7:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Apr 7,2006 7:25pm - Hooker.fart ""]
i'd let her piss on me.
[Apr 7,2006 8:58pm - Dankill ""]
Five...errrr....Two Dollars!
[Apr 7,2006 9:20pm - the_reverend ""]
this thread should have stopped at joe's comment about his label.
girls in metal is a myth (just like the female orgasm).
this thread isn't going to get anyone laid. for that you need to employ the services of one Rich Horror.
[Apr 7,2006 10:16pm - Dankill ""]
Rich? Anything?
[Apr 7,2006 10:36pm - WordsWorth ""]
sex is overated. water polo is where its at.
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[Apr 7,2006 10:51pm - Hoser NLI ""]
That chick is a bombshell.
[Apr 7,2006 11:04pm - infoterror ""]
That chick has an Adam's apple.
[Apr 7,2006 11:16pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
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[Apr 7,2006 11:31pm - anonymous ""]
you people are completely gay
[Apr 7,2006 11:44pm - CTborderpatrol ""]
RELAYforDEATH: have you ever swallowed a GI joe paratrooper whole and shit it out while sitting in a tree to see if his chute deploys?
hotty009: ewno
RELAYforDEATH: neither have i
[Apr 7,2006 11:45pm - WordsWorth ""]
yeah we're pretty happy. anyways, that chick totally has the clap. beware!
[Apr 7,2006 11:59pm - Varulv ""]
It's true... I'm a walking STD. =(
[Apr 8,2006 12:05am - WordsWorth ""]
no, I meant you applaud people often. damn people, xxx always on the mind or what?!
[Apr 8,2006 12:42am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
my favorite thing is when someone or some band is talked about on here and then they spring up even though they've never been here before.
it always makes me wonder if they were googling their name and it popped up, or if like a friend was like "DUDE, SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU ONLINE YOU GOTTA GO SAY SOMETHING"
[Apr 8,2006 12:43am - davefromthegrave ""]
sometimes it's some loser pretending to be them
[Apr 8,2006 12:43am - davefromthegrave ""]
anonymous said:you people are completely gay
yea? okay.
[Apr 8,2006 1:57am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:She lives in Canada.
Haha, isn't that from some movie? "She lives in the Niagara Falls area, you wouldn't know her!"
also i dont know if anyone said it or not but its from the movie weird science.
[Apr 8,2006 2:17am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I thought it was from The Breakfast Club?
[Apr 8,2006 2:30am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:I thought it was from The Breakfast Club?
im pretty sure it was weird science but it was anthony michael hall who said it so we both could be right on this one. maybe it was a running gag.
cause i remember a few scenes from weird science his character talking about it and i remember the scene from the breakfast club youre thinking of too.
but hey who cares right, we should be urging over something more constructive then this. i mean its what were supposed to do here right.
godbless
[Apr 8,2006 5:13am - sacreligion ""]
FAGS!
i saw a "walk/don't walk" sign in taunton after our show and the don't walk was the red hand...but the lights for the ring finger didn't work so it was giving a shocker
made me laugh
did some people seriously just try to hit on a girl via picture?
[Apr 8,2006 9:19am - scoracrasia ""]
I knew this thread would get at least 60 responses.
[Apr 8,2006 9:52am - pam nli ""]
she kinda looks like a pretty fetus.
[Apr 8,2006 1:55pm - EricFromMilitianary ""]
Ha.
[Apr 8,2006 2:14pm - RichHorror ""]
Dankill said:Rich? Anything?
Get me in a bar with this girl. She'll be yours before the end of the night... if she doesn't want to end up in a dumpster with her fuckin' throat slit.
[Apr 8,2006 2:32pm - infoterror ""]
anonymous said:you people are completely gay
OH KISS ME NOW
[Apr 18,2006 12:12am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Apr 18,2006 4:10pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""]
Varulv said:
PS - I was wearing a GBK shirt at the time. Alas, my hair was in the way.
That is all. =)
AND she hates Jews? WHERE DO I SIGN?
j/k
I <3 JEWS
[Apr 18,2006 4:20pm - the_reverend ""]
you have to love them..
I mean how much $$ do you owe them?
[Apr 18,2006 4:22pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""]
Actually, the ZOG is returning me a whole $9 from the fruits of last year's labor. Yay
[Apr 18,2006 4:41pm - anonymous ""]
DomesticTerror said:AUTOPSY_666 said:"She lives in the Niagara Falls area, you wouldn't know her!"
NIAGRA FALLS!!! SLOWLY I TURNED, STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH...
(i hate whoever doesn't know what that is from.)
is this abbot and costello!? my dad use to always tell me about this, when he was 6 years old he loved those guys. i have no idea who they are.
[Apr 18,2006 5:31pm - infoterror ""]
NO TO GBK
NO TO JEWS
YES TO TASTE
(OF GAY BLACK MALE SEMEN OF COURTHE)
[Apr 18,2006 5:38pm - Abbath ""]
this is the greatest thread in a long time
i now have a walking erection
[Apr 18,2006 7:36pm - ShadowSD ""]
There are definitely true metal chicks out there who also happen to be hot (I've known quite a few) - but like all good things in life, they are rare.
(Ryan M. is right, though, you don't want to marry one right off the bat either. The best thing to do is have many girls like that as good friends of yours as possible; if one is right for you, you'll eventually hook up, and for each one that you don't hook up with, you have a better friend in your life than most sausages will ever be)
[Apr 19,2006 10:46am - Yeti ""]
Abbath and Costello? that would be a hilarious movie
[Apr 19,2006 11:45am - soloman ""]
hello there brown eyes.