News Article: just when you thought tom cruise couldn't get any nuttier...[views:1571][posts:11]______________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 9:57am - the_reverend ""] http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/.../people.cruise.holmes.ap/index.html |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:02am - SteveOTB ""] What the hell does Katie Holms know about child birth. It's her first child; she shouldn't go around doing seminars on it. What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise? Strapping her to a sonogram 24/7; there's no need. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:05am - the_reverend ""] the kid is going to come out chirping like a dolphin |
| _______________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:31am - Yeti ""] hahaha it'll be Dolphin Boy from Sealab 2021 |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:44am - spaldino ""] in that GQ article he also says something about how he an make a herion addict clean in 3 days or something using scientology rehab... HA! fucking bonkers is he. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:02pm - infoterror ""] XENU LURKS IN HOSPITALS AND BATHS STAY PURE DON'T WASH |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:05pm - wade nli ""] Yeti said:hahaha it'll be Dolphin Boy from Sealab 2021 haha, I'm watching season 1 right now...happy cake over currently. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:22pm - succubus ""] tom cruise is a nut...i do want to hear the phone tapes that the FBI now has btwn him and nicole kidman..from when they were married...supposedly the calls are about their sex lives and more at the time... |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:23pm - Hooker nli ""] "We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl." FUCK? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:24pm - dreadkill ""] tom cruise needs to kill himself |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:47pm - infoterror ""] succubus said:supposedly the calls are about their sex lives and more at the time... Probably four hours of Nicole pleading for a gentler anal assault. "Tom, you don't have to prove you're as tall and long as a normal man here.. you know I love you, just try to stop tearing the sensitive tissues of my anus!" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 5:48pm - thedeparted ""] [img] |