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I just burnt the fuck outta my fucking poptarts

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[Apr 21,2006 4:52pm - dyingmuse ""]
Damn, they taste like ass now!

mother fucker!!!!! :pukeface:
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[Apr 21,2006 4:52pm - spaldino  ""]
thats why women are meant to cook for us men.
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[Apr 21,2006 4:54pm - davefromthegrave ""]
it's also why poptarts come in a six pack.
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[Apr 21,2006 4:54pm - Ryan_M ""]
hahahaha! you only have to toast them for about 45 seconds to a minute tops! what flavor were they?
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[Apr 21,2006 5:31pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Wait, you're supposed to toast them?
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[Apr 21,2006 5:53pm - dyingmuse ""]
ha ha ha. raspberry. my toaster is dead, so i used the old toaster oven. thing is it has like 50 buttons (state of the art) and most of them (toast) (dark) (defrost) are all like 30 seconds, and i am lazy and hate turning the damn thing back on every 30 seconds....so i put them on frozen pizza and forgot about them lol


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[Apr 21,2006 7:31pm - dwellingsickness ""]
I never toast them
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[Apr 21,2006 8:19pm - VoidExpression ""]
raspberry poptarts = doooooooooooooooom

I think burning them makes them even more so.
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[Apr 21,2006 8:28pm - spaldino  ""]
best idea ever...

write a SOB song about how distraught you were over burning your last two poptarts and that every supermarket around the area was closed and you couldnt buy more.
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[Apr 22,2006 5:01pm - dwellingsickness ""]
spaldino said:best idea ever...

write a SOB song about how distraught you were over burning your last two poptarts and that every supermarket around the area was closed and you couldnt buy more.



haha awesome
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[Apr 22,2006 6:45pm - spaldino  ""]
that wasnt an insult either (just incase people looked at it that way). big doom fan here and that would be hilarious if this epic masterpiece of pain and loss was all about poptarts.
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[Apr 23,2006 8:24am - dyingmuse ""]
ha ha ha!
and our new song is called
a toaster for a frying poptard


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