I feel better now.[views:9010][posts:59]_____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:03am - Christraper ""] The next time someone you care about and treated like a fucking queen treats you like shit......clean your asshole with her toothbrush. You'll feel lightyears better. We'll see how that hippy retard likes the taste of her mouth THIS time!!!!! Aaaaah revenge......tis sweet to the taste..... :thescream: |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:04am - brian_dc ""] Jay, you always warm my heart. If only you could see the look on her face at the next brush. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:06am - Christraper ""] Killing two birds with one stone rules. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:13am - Sacreligion ""] hidden camera man...then post it on here 'twould be awesome |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:16am - davefromthegrave ""] post her myspace |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:16am - Christraper ""] I dont think she'll notice really with the toothpaste and all. Its the satisfaction of knowing she's brushing her teeth with my asshole to go make out with those less deserving and knowing that because of this, they're technically licking my asshole. Its beautiful. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:17am - Christraper ""] davefromthegrave said:post her myspace not yet but I will |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:18am - Sacreligion ""] that's amazing logic |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:24am - davefromthegrave ""] Christraper said:davefromthegrave said:post her myspace not yet but I will NOW. YOU'LL REGRET NOT DOING ANYTHING YOU DON'T DO IMMEDIATELY. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:26am - dreadkill ""] Christraper said:I dont think she'll notice really with the toothpaste and all. Its the satisfaction of knowing she's brushing her teeth with my asshole to go make out with those less deserving and knowing that because of this, they're technically licking my asshole. Its beautiful. i'm very happy to read this right now. she needs to taste your anus and so does any man who will have her. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:33am - dreadkill ""] ps - you should shit on her face for revenge |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:34am - Sacreligion ""] that's slightly more conspicuous |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:34am - dreadkill ""] this is almost as good as the time you shit in that guy's pillow, or on his pillow, whatever you did |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:35am - davefromthegrave ""] you shoulda taken pics of her toothbrush whiel it was in your ass and shown them to her later |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:42am - Christraper ""] Holy shit youre right!!!! I didnt even think of that! I dont have a digital camera though so its impossible. Oh yea and I shat IN that dude pillow so that he'd put his head on it before he realized there was wet mcdonalds shit in it. I also decided that wasnt enough punishment for her so I threw on some porn and added my own special christraper brand of toothpaste to it. "Whitens teeth & freshens breath" |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:47am - dreadkill ""] wet mcdonalds shit is the greatest. if i was near a pillow i didn't own right now, i'd surely leave the remainder of my mcnuggets in it. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:48am - dreadkill ""] in addition to extremely large hands, dftg also has an extremely large brain. your suggestion to christraper was phenomenal. |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:49am - davefromthegrave ""] dreadkill said:wet mcdonalds shit is the greatest. if i was near a pillow i didn't own right now, i'd surely leave the remainder of my mcnuggets in it. that's the quote of the day right there |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:50am - dreadkill ""] praise to thor for giving me the power to say such things |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:50am - Christraper ""] Indeed it was. I really wish I had a digital camera. Id do it again just to take a picture. |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:51am - davefromthegrave ""] dreadkill said:in addition to extremely large hands, dftg also has an extremely large brain. your suggestion to christraper was phenomenal. why thank you sir. sadly, I only think of things like that because I also have been fucked over by women who can't appreciate me. Honestly the best thing you can do for yourself is to just never talk to them ever again. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:53am - Christraper ""] I still live with her though sooooooo yea. Toothbrush time!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:54am - dreadkill ""] you should allow her toothbrush to convocate with your anus for as long as you live with her. also, a swift kick to her face wouold also be in order. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:54am - Christraper ""] Scrub-a-dub-dub |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:54am - dreadkill ""] another thing, if her parents live there, shit all over their bed |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:55am - davefromthegrave ""] Christraper said:I still live with her though sooooooo yea. Toothbrush time!!!! what kind of fucking cunt starts screwing around with other guys before she even moves out of your place? ok, the rage is starting to flow now. damnit. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:55am - Christraper ""] dreadkill said:you should allow her toothbrush to convocate with your anus for as long as you live with her. also, a swift kick to her face wouold also be in order. Oh dont worry theres plenty of other things ive got in store for her. And that hippy fuckhole. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:56am - dreadkill ""] please keep me posted. i need new material to punch the ol' clown to. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:56am - Christraper ""] davefromthegrave said:Christraper said:I still live with her though sooooooo yea. Toothbrush time!!!! what kind of fucking cunt starts screwing around with other guys before she even moves out of your place? ok, the rage is starting to flow now. damnit. No no no, IM moving out its just not happening nearly as quick as Id like it to. But yea she's being a fucking slut soooooo Im gonna treat her like one. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:58am - dreadkill ""] treat her face to a sweet pile of logs |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 12:59am - Christraper ""] Believe me Id like to but prison doesnt have much appeal to me. |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:01am - dreadkill ""] do what you must do to feel satisfied |
| _________________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:02am - davefromthegrave ""] Mr. Raper is right. bitches ain't worth going to prison for. |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:02am - Sacreligion ""] can you really go to jail for poopin on someone? i guess they could get you for attempted bacterial murder |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:02am - Christraper ""] Yea I thought about pissing on her bed but that was far too obvious. Then I thought about stabbing her but that Idea wasnt much better either. Then I happened to glance at her toothbrush...... |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:03am - Christraper ""] Sacreligion said:can you really go to jail for poopin on someone? i guess they could get you for attempted bacterial murder I think he meant beat her with the ugly stick |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:04am - dreadkill ""] may her teeth enjoy their fecal adventure |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:06am - Christraper ""] Its nice to now Ive got support |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:06am - Christraper ""] :bartmoon: |
| _________________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:06am - davefromthegrave ""] We've all been there, dude |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:07am - Christraper ""] :know: i cant spell im so excited |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:07am - dreadkill ""] there are many women i wish to infect with the contents of my intestines |
| _________________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:08am - davefromthegrave ""] all women are evil |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:09am - dreadkill ""] you ain't the first man to get screwed over by some shit-craving maniac bitch and you surely won't be the last. i support any man fighting the good fight against lower life forms. |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:10am - Christraper ""] There was like....brown spackles all over it when I was done, I had to clean it off a little to make it not so obvious. Then when I came all over it some of it got stuck between the bristles but it looks completely innocent now. |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:10am - dreadkill ""] i think i might hack at this massive blister on the back of my foot with a boxcutter until i fall asleep. serves me right for not re-wearing a pair of socks today. |
| _________________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:11am - davefromthegrave ""] thats a good way to get an infection |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:12am - Christraper ""] I bet brushing your teeth with christraper shit/cum brand toothbrushes might be a good way of getting an infection too. |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:12am - dreadkill ""] the blister is pissing me off |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:13am - Christraper ""] Bring it here. We'll empty it on her toothbrush. |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:13am - dreadkill ""] Christraper said:I bet brushing your teeth with christraper shit/cum brand toothbrushes might be a good way of getting an infection too. i think it might be the perfect way to combat the dreaded gum disease known as GINGIVITIS! |
| __________________________________ [May 4,2006 1:14am - dreadkill ""] Christraper said:Bring it here. We'll empty it on her toothbrush. good idea. the contents of my blister will assist her in the battle against cavities. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 4,2006 10:19am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Holy crap, this thread has me in tears laughing so much. This is funny as hell. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 4,2006 10:59am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Before you leave leave an upperdecker |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 11:03am - davefromthegrave ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:Before you leave leave an upperdecker YES! HAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 11:12am - paganmegan ""] Jay, that's some creative vengeance you have going on there |
| ____________________________________ [May 4,2006 11:12am - paganmegan ""] too funny |
| ___________________________________________ [May 4,2006 11:15am - jared_the_zompire ""] Next time I get fucked over I'm doing this. Thank you Christraper. |
| _____________________________________ [May 4,2006 11:35am - Josh_Martin ""] I took a shit on an ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's toothbrush once. I held it under my ass and shit all over it and then swirled it around the shit-filled toilet. You are right, they don't notice, but it sure makes you feel pretty damn good. |
| __________________________________________ [May 4,2006 11:39am - davefromthegrave ""] I found out last week that one of my exgirlfriends caught chlamydia a few weeks after she left me. that was wicked fucked up. |