time to kill a 15 year old...[views:1999][posts:28]_______________________________________ [Sep 25,2003 11:47pm - the_reverend ""] my little 15-year old sister hit 3rd base with another 15 year old. then he flipped cause she wouldn't go home. it's time for me to beat up a kid cause he touched my little sister. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 25,2003 11:49pm - thegreatspaldino ""] get me into kataklysm for free and i will do it for you... im only 17 so it would be better if i gave him a little DEconstructive "surgery">:] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 25,2003 11:57pm - the_reverend ""] you think they would have seen all the "touch my sister and I'll fuck you up" posters that I put up around her school... I hope for him that my little brother doesn't find out. he's 30lbs heavier than me and carries 50lbs bags up 5 flights of stairs all day long. I'm fast, he's strong. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:01am - Lynneaus ""] so ur lil sister fooled around with a dude...and then wouldnt go home and he got mad???? huh im confused. at least u just promise to beat hte guy up... when i was 15 and my bf stayed over the house my brother threatened to sit in the hallway (separatin me and the bf) with a shotgun...not that he had a shotgun but mm ya. uhm i guess its kinda cool that you have a close relationship with ur lil sis that u even know this is goin on... haha me and my bro who is 4 years older than me didnt talk bout shit till we got older... and my bro who is 8 years older...forget it..we just talk hockey and computers hahaha |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:04am - thegreatspaldino ""] Lynneaus said:so ur lil sister fooled around with a dude...and then wouldnt go home and he got mad???? huh im confused. he wanted to tap her ass but she said "no" and he got mad.. standard guy procedure >:] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:06am - Lynneaus ""] thegreatspaldino said:Lynneaus said:so ur lil sister fooled around with a dude...and then wouldnt go home and he got mad???? huh im confused. he wanted to tap her ass but she said "no" and he got mad.. standard guy procedure >:] hahah oh ya.. i read that wrong... im a retard dont mind me |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:08am - thegreatspaldino ""] its ok... i expected nothing more from a woman ;-) kidding =P |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:09am - the_reverend ""] yes.. and I know what I (as a guy) was doing and wanted to do at that age... but as her brother, I need to kid his ass. she's 12 years younger than me... I'm pretty sure my brother said he's kill him a while ago. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:13am - Lynneaus ""] hey it could be worse rev.... a couple years ago i interupted my 7th grade students (yup 12/13 yrs old) sex conversation where they were saying "well we have been goin out for a week but we have only had sex twice so far" *shakes her head* ill beat him up for u if u want hahahah |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:16am - the_reverend ""] her mom is a fucktard. she drove her to that kids fucking house. fucking fuck. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:16am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Rev, you can borrow my morningstar. Put a dent in his skull for satan.:satancross: |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:48am - BornSoVile ""] :pukeface: i hate kids that obcess over underage pussy. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 12:54am - Hoser ""] If it were my sister dude...I'd beat her ass first fer lettin that happen...after all shes only 15...just a kid. Then I would personally call the little fuck and threaten him within an inch of his life. I would tell him..."Look you little cunt, you ever so much as touch her again and I find out. I will choke the life from your neck and fuck your dead body, only after I smash your pelvis with a sledgehammer, breaking your hips and destroying your internal organs. You'll be praying that you hemmorhage and die first, but I highly fucking doubt it." Feel free to print this and use it as your script, dude. I have a little sister too (26) and I've said something similar to this 3 or 4 times....it works, bro. 'nuff said dude...now git to it. :whipper: |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 7:50am - joe/notcommon ""] yeah, dude. kill him then introduce me to your sister |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:39am - baneofexistence ""] i remember my first 15yr old MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:bow::bow: |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:42am - Beakey ""] Jim...do you remember your last 15 year old? Remember? C'mon...that show at the Met Cafe the other night...??? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:44am - baneofexistence ""] :shocked: hahahaha there were a coupla doooables there but i was a good boy that day :shocked: |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:47am - Beakey ""] From what my girlfriend told me, most of the dooables left after I entered the trash can. I can't fucking believe that Robert Palmer died. My mom is going to fucking kill me. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:48am - succubus ""] i cannot believe you posted that on here...aaron how lame i hope she doesn't see this... embaress her more why don't you? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:51am - baneofexistence ""] that they did man |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 9:53am - Beakey ""] Don't blame Aaron, blame Joe Not Common. He's the reason why everything bad happens. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 10:13am - the_reverend ""] yeah, but I'm suppose to make up a fake account and post things under that so no one knows it's me. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 26,2003 1:39pm - Hoser ""] the_reverend said:yeah, but I'm suppose to make up a fake account and post things under that so no one knows it's me. Rev thats fake????? I'll kill the guy for ya man!!!! Lemme know where he lives.....I'll...I'll...I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow his house in!!!!! :doublehorns: |
| _______________________________ [Sep 26,2003 1:41pm - Hoser ""] By the way Rev......I got my Opeth hoodie today....time to jump on the ball, pal. hahahahahahahaha That's right....Tom and Kristian hooked it up. They obviously like me better than you. I guess that's what it must be. I'm sorry, Rev. :satancross: |
| ________________________________ [Sep 26,2003 2:44pm - xmikex ""] im not above punching a 15 year old kid. whats his address? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 27,2003 3:10pm - Dissector ""] I remember my first 15 year old...maybe because I'm 15...? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 27,2003 4:01pm - baneofexistence ""] honestly tho i understand your anger but if you think about it, it would be different if it were you and were 15 and just tagged a chick of the same age i dunno but why get made it was gonna happen eventually maybe you outta just talk to her and tell her that you can wait to do those kinda things when shes older and shit, hell maybe you outta talk to him too and tell him also. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2003 3:39am - Lynneaus ""] baneofexistence said:honestly tho i understand your anger but if you think about it, it would be different if it were you and were 15 and just tagged a chick of the same age i dunno but why get made it was gonna happen eventually maybe you outta just talk to her and tell her that you can wait to do those kinda things when shes older and shit, hell maybe you outta talk to him too and tell him also. eh i think the whole anger comes from the fact that the dude got pissed she wouldnt go all the way... thatd piss me off too (that he got pissed off) |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 28,2003 10:52am - joe/notcommon ""] i'm not above banging 15 year olds |