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I have never jumped so high in my life

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[May 18,2006 7:09pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""]
I had to move my mattress from my downstairs upstairs because of flooding

Anyways, I was just standing on it and I feel something warm on my foot

I look down and there is an almost dead possum twitching on my foot

I jumped so high my head almost went through the roof!!

My fucking wretched cat dragged it in the house and left it in my fucking bed!!!


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[May 18,2006 7:13pm - the_reverend ""]
whoah.. that's a serious cat. did you skin it and eat it?
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[May 18,2006 7:14pm - Ryan_M ""]
hahaha, that would have freaked the hell out of me! yuck!
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[May 18,2006 7:28pm - SACAPAPADOO ""]
dude that means your cat loves you...alot...like stalker alot.
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[May 18,2006 7:35pm - Joshtruction ""]
wow thats fucked up. I would have freaked because I woulda been caught off gaurd!
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[May 18,2006 7:38pm - yall  ""]
Possum stew is tasty as hell
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[May 18,2006 9:18pm - CTborderpatrol  ""]
you shrieked at the sight of a rotted carcass

.......how ungrim
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[May 18,2006 11:01pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""]
no, I jumped because the thing was quivering at my feet


I wrapped it up in a blanket

fucking thing was laying on my England soccer shirt

bastard

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[May 19,2006 1:11am - powerkok ""]
hahahaha thats fuckin nuts.
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[May 19,2006 8:51am - EURONYMOUS FROM THE FROSTBITTEN MOUNTAINS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE  ""]
WUT A PUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW ==evil keyboard solo==


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