Video: Midget Face Slide[views:14477][posts:52]_____________________________________ [May 23,2006 9:38pm - sacreligion ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBR5AkbZM74 yup |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2006 9:54pm - the_reverend ""] that can't be right. |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2006 11:11pm - madukes ""] oh my god....i have a new purpose in life now...a new goal to set for myself.....i want to be a midget wrestler! |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:31am - sacreligion ""] i tried out once but apparently they have some kind of a weight limit or something |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:34am - madukes ""] yeah........that is why my goal is to be a midget SUMO wrestler |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:37am - sacreligion ""] ugh...why didn't i think of that?! i can't slide on my face though so that might drop my chances a bit |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:41am - madukes ""] we can be a sumo midget team...whataya say sac? |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:43am - sacreligion ""] now there's a gimmick no one can deny! we'd need a catchy name though. . . |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:44am - madukes ""] double timing chodes? |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:45am - madukes ""] fat frieken sausage finger fabulous duo |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:47am - sacreligion ""] that's got a nice ring to it...how about "The Chlamydia Coalition" |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:47am - sacreligion ""] madukes said:fat frieken sausage finger fabulous duo that sounds more like an anal cunt side project |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:50am - madukes ""] no that would be drunken pee pee maker in the corner getting punched by huge huge man |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:52am - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:54am - madukes ""] haha |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:56am - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:57am - madukes ""] i was literally 20 feet from where this happened at sick shit fest and missed it..damn |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 12:59am - sacreligion ""] i hate to do this...but THIS is some sick shit [img] ugh...why do i do the things that i do |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 1:09am - madukes ""] ? |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 1:24am - madukes ""] the wonderful goals we set for ourselves...sac, together we can take over the world!!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 3:47am - sacreligion ""] it's highly possible...we don't even need nukes either...just devastating tandem sumo moves |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:03am - madukes ""] i am game |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:03am - madukes ""] we dont gotta wear the diaper thongs though do we? |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:06am - sacreligion ""] that's an interesting question...i think the "sumo" part leaves the necessity for diaper thongs maybe we can get that removed from the contract |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:09am - sacreligion ""] maybe we can just wear the sumo suits and that can be the gimmick...it'd take lots of practice to become lethal in those things though |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:09am - madukes ""] yeah that would be nice thanks you. i would rather spare myself the embareassment |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:10am - madukes ""] sumo suit....check we can make our own...kinda like silence of the lambs |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:12am - sacreligion ""] ha...embareassment...that's a knee slapper if i ever heard one we could get a sumo wrestler on the subway dieet and use all his extra skin to make the suits since there will be plenty it'll add to the intimidation factor |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:15am - madukes ""] dude...this is exactly why humanity will crumble at our feet...we are fuckin geniuseseses. |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:16am - sacreligion ""] InstaGenious - JUST ADD ALCOHOL! |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:19am - madukes ""] or servere lack of sleep, followed by lots of red bull, stupid ass fuckin kids...and that is a dangerous mix |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:23am - sacreligion ""] volatile to say the least i hate the fact that i'm used to staying up this late so i know i'll wake up at like 2 in the afternoon and say to myself "hey way to waste another day mike" but yea...sumo midget wrestling is the most lucrative idea anyone's ever had ever |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:26am - madukes ""] i am still at school and i have a class at 8 am...i aint going anywhere.........sumo wretsling keeps me hoping for happiness in my future |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:33am - sacreligion ""] NEVER LET GO OF YOUR DREAMS!! [img] i should wake up early and go look for a new job...im sure i'll end up sleeping in though |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:33am - sacreligion ""] those black nipples scare me |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:34am - madukes ""] me too...we'll paint ours blue |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:38am - sacreligion ""] blue nipples are far more pleasing than black ones is it weird that we're the only ones rockin RTTP right now? |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:39am - sacreligion ""] wait a minute...we should keep the nips black for intimidation |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:40am - madukes ""] nope...we have already set in motion our plan of world domination, and apparently it is working already |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:42am - sacreligion ""] apparently so...we'll start taking over the world everyday at 4 in the morning...no one would expect it! fuck...i've already said too much |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:47am - madukes ""] dumbass...you ruined it! |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:48am - sacreligion ""] hardly...you can't stop the double-timing chodes! |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:49am - madukes ""] true...true, you are forgiven...FOR WE ARE THE DOUBLE TIMING CHODES!..i need some fuckin coffee |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:50am - sacreligion ""] i think i need sleep...i know if i try though i'll just end up laying there til 7 in the morning though |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:52am - madukes ""] word...i still have to mount and mat 16 images, print 3 more and scan about 6...fun..wooooo |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:54am - sacreligion ""] who are you kiddin school is a great time! it's gonna be interesting when my lazy ass goes back for archaeology |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 4:58am - madukes ""] hmmm.very interesting.....i go to school for photography,,,i am overpowered by emo-ites |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:00am - sacreligion ""] grrr....god damn emo-ites i'm hoping for a class full of indiana jones' haha that came out totally gay the new IJ movie should be "Indiana Jones and the Search for the Double Timing Chodes"...it'd be the only time he's defeated |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:03am - madukes ""] fuck yes! and yes that did sound pretty gay..but tempting |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:09am - sacreligion ""] tempting to you...now harrison ford's gonna read this and come knockin at my door...and there's nothing i can do if he throws a jones punch at me speaking of which that's gonna be one of my signature moves |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:13am - madukes ""] hahahahahaha nice nice |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:15am - sacreligion ""] i must bid you adieux...i've lost all the feeling in my eyes and it's far past the DTC's time for domination...we'll continue our conquest tomorrow, one ridiculously over the top conversation at a time |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:22am - madukes ""] right on bratha goodnight..morning...wednesday? monday? who fuckin knows |