LEMMY![views:4344][posts:12]____________________________________ [May 24,2006 3:07pm - Kinslayer ""] MOTÖRHEAD mainman Lemmy Kilmister has made the Maxim magazine's Top 10 list of "Living Legends of Sex." In the June 2006 of the magazine, the MOTÖRHEAD singer "explains what makes him irresistible to women." Lemmy reveals his perfect woman and if he's gotten lucky. Maxim: You popped your cherry when you were 18. How'd it happen? Lemmy: "On a beach. In the rain. It was miserable, and that sand gets everywhere, you know." Maxim: And since then you've scored 2,000 women… Lemmy: "I never said 2,000. I said 1,000. It's probably 1,200 or so now. I've been at it a long time and I was never married, so there hasn't been any time off." Maxim: Does a guy have to be good looking to impress the gals? Lemmy: "It's not so much looks as it is making them laugh. Chicks don't give a fuck about handsome in the final analysis. It's because they take the makeup off every day, and they know how deep handsome is." Maxim: You have a reputation for being considerate with the ladies, which isn't the case with many rock stars. What's the most unchivalrous thing you've observed? Lemmy: "I saw the whole Ozzy Osbourne crew go through a chick once. But she was up for it, so what the fuck do you do? If a guy fucks nine women in an evening, you'd say he was a hero. But if a chick does it, you'd say she was a slut. I don't believe it, and it's not fair. Women have multiple orgasms, which we don't have. And yet we're the ones tomcatting all over the place just so we can have our moment." Maxim: Have you regretted any of your conquests after the deed was done? Lemmy: "It's like the saying: I've never gone to bed with an ugly chick, but I've woken up with a few. Our lighting guy has a funny one. There were these two chicks who followed us around in Germany. We called them the Monsters of Rock. One of them had three teeth, the other one was bald, and they were both fat. One night he called one of them, desperate and drunk, and he went to bed with her. When he woke up he hid in the bathroom until she'd gone." Maxim: Who's your perfect woman, and have you done her yet? Lemmy: "Raquel Welch, Halle Berry, and no and no. Oh, and Janet Jackson. I haven't slept with her either." http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo....aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=52746 |
| ____________________________________________ [May 24,2006 3:22pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] What a stud |
| _________________________________ [May 24,2006 3:23pm - pisscup ""] Bless his heart! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 24,2006 3:34pm - lexington steele ""] It's because they take the makeup off every day, and they know how deep handsome is." fucking words to live by |
| _____________________________________________ [May 24,2006 5:25pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Nice one Lemmy. I bet this article gets him 1,200 more. |
| ________________________________ [May 24,2006 8:11pm - retzam ""] Hahahaha Lemmy's so cool. He can even talk about how many girls he's banged but do it in a sensitive enough way to not sound cocky. I can't say the same for anyone else really. |
| ______________________________________ [May 24,2006 8:16pm - the_reverend ""] but he's so old, he cums flour. |
| ________________________________ [May 24,2006 8:23pm - retzam ""] hahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2006 9:31pm - rotivore ""] someone is gonna slag him........someone always takes the other side in all threads |
| _______________________________________ [May 24,2006 9:32pm - glen dancing ""] he also like men too (rumor) |
| ________________________________ [May 25,2006 6:54am - retzam ""] rotivore said:someone is gonna slag him........someone always takes the other side in all threads Hahaha, this is true. People even tried to take the other side in threads about like, the Tsunami a year and a half back, as well as Katrina. "Those sand niggers deserved it for being Muslims and we're in a war with Muslims those sons awv bitches y'all come back now..." Or: "Those niggers deserved it for being niggers and they have rights which they don't deserve because, ummm, FACT: 99.86 percent of all negros are in a federal prison! FACT: only 1.2 % of rapes are by white people! FACT: The KKK are good people who donate billions of dollars a year to your local charity and only use diplomatic methods to discuss their views." |
| _____________________________________ [May 25,2006 10:01am - paganmegan ""] rotivore said:someone is gonna slag him........someone always takes the other side in all threads there is no "slagging" Lemmy. He is god |
| ___________________________________ [May 25,2006 12:52pm - pam nli ""] seriously. |