Pharmacology[views:1417][posts:1]__________________________________ [Jun 8,2006 12:40pm - succubus ""] oldie but goodie In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and > generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also > has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called > Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also > called Ibuprofen. > > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. > After careful consideration by a team of government experts, > it recently announced that it has settled on the generic > name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, > Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. > > Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will so on be > available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola > as a power beverage suitable for use as ! a mixer. It will > now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff > one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and > it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", > "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink" > Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & > DO. > > Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on > breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's > research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large > elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and > absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
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